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A Lake smashes through your window.

It has abs.

It want to take you

On a date

With the lake.


What shall you do now?
alright, usin our learnin skills from last time, we can do this
>Forget all useful dating tips
>Attempt the socializing
Spoiler :
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>act natural, just talk to them!
>Sue the lake for breaking and entering and destruction of property
>Roll to seduce the lake
Take samples from the lakebed in order to determine how long ago it originally formed.
>Skip a rock across those abs
(07-24-2017, 11:24 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: [ -> ]Take samples from the lakebed in order to determine how long ago it originally formed.

this is creepy, just ask them
> read it a haiku
> you are a lake with
abs of steel and also you
have a really nice abs
>Filter those abs (brita, not camera)
spill glass of toxic waste from uranium power plant operations onto lake's head

re-JECTED!
Make a joke about getting wet?
wait a sec... if they're a lake... is your preference for going on long walks by the beach suddenly awkward
> Go change in your swimsuit.
Go get fish n chips