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Good patent ideas - Wheat - 10-08-2015

golden .45 revolver, powered by dreams. shoots lightning


RE: Good patent ideas - Wheat - 10-08-2015

A robotic snake that looks like a real snake. Detects if it's been tread on, and beams super badfeels into the treader if they belong to a union


RE: Good patent ideas - Wheat - 10-08-2015

Special Device To Destroy Tumbler and All Its Fiat Fanboy Blogger's


RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 10-08-2015

Canned bread


RE: Good patent ideas - Wheat - 10-08-2015

bike that when you peddle it it produces a gas which inspires revolution upon the ideals of the founding fathers


RE: Good patent ideas - Wheat - 10-08-2015

Video Games, but better


RE: Good patent ideas - Wheat - 10-08-2015

thomas jefferson sex pillow


RE: Good patent ideas - Wheat - 10-08-2015

GOLDEN thomas jefferson sex pillow


RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-08-2015

a genetically engineered monkey that can be eaten by bananas


RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015

fire. nobody's patented fire yet, you'll make a killing


RE: Good patent ideas - Wheat - 10-08-2015

Spoiler :
thread based on this thing that sanzh posted

<Sanzh> http://i.imgur.com/jnyNuqZ.jpg
<Sanzh> http://www.google.com/patents/US20090017886?dq=exalted#PPA119,M1 hoooly shit

System and method for creating exalted video games and virtual realities wherein ideas have consequences

A tuned frying pan that when it fries eggs, the sizzling sounds like the Who is John Galt speech from that one book it's from


RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015

a page a day calendar where every day, is a different page


RE: Good patent ideas - Wheat - 10-08-2015

a golden firehose that spray a liquid which melts favelas off hillsides


RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015

alger hiss trial playset


RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015

soggy gruel, mixed with mud and gravel, served to eat


RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-08-2015

time.


RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015

(10-08-2015, 04:51 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: time.

nobody's patented time yet, you'll make a killing


RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015

a write-your-own-US-constitution mad lib. we might not be able to patent this since it's what basically everyone does anyway


RE: Good patent ideas - Wheat - 10-08-2015

toaster that burns toast in a pattern to miraculously produce the face of milton friedman on your breakfast


RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015

if God doesn't exist (yet) we can patent it. if He doesn't we'll make a killing on sales of religious books and if He does then the patent will be rejected and we'll know for sure!


RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-08-2015

Earth! No one's patented Earth yet! THE WORLD WILL BE MINE! A-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!


RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015

a "DEfirmative action" button. or a "affirmative INaction" bumper sticker, not sure. "infirmative deaction??" work in progress, point is, minorities don't need more opportunity than they currently have


RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015

(10-08-2015, 04:30 AM)Schazer Wrote: Canned bread

best patent since sliced bread

edit: wait if i slice the can open am i infringing or not


RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015

jelly beans shaped like the body parts of ronald reagan. head, torso, leg, etc. it's for communion


RE: Good patent ideas - Wheat - 10-08-2015

a dog training program that teaches canines to sniff out reds and pee on them