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MEGAMART mweep - Kíeros - 01-20-2017 02:51 AM

MEGAMART

Yes, everyone's favorite nineties television gameshow about supermarket shopping is making its return, right here in Hawkspace.

Except not the question parts because they were boring, and not the big sweep or whatever it was called because I'm the only person here. Or the riddles, because I'm not good at rhyming (see: mweep). Which only leaves finding the items in a supermarket, where I already know all of the items.

At least I can make the shopping list ridiculous, and you get to help!

You see, I live within walking distance of a giant food store, and there is very little you can't find there (Don't tell the authorities, there are the highly illegal Kinder Surprise Eggs). I'm giving myself a challenge, that the next time I head there, I will have thirty minutes to find as many items off a list of ridiculous food products, and you all can help come up with such foods.

You can list all sorts of things, from the general (hot sauce over 1 million Scoville, Austrian cheese) to the specific (watermelon flavored hot chocolate mix, margarita jelly beans) to the outright weird (durian, raw alligator). Those all are real things for sale there. Next time I head over, I'll take a interesting selection of suggestions and see just how many of them I can get.


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Oats - 01-20-2017 03:06 AM

Get at least 20 different kinds of juice boxes.
Specifically juice boxes.


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Wheat - 01-20-2017 03:14 AM

tzatziki sauce

mutton

a type of pita made without wheat

a single onion


We're gonna get you to make some gyros.


RE: MEGAMART mweep - piester - 01-20-2017 03:18 AM

The manager's car keys?


RE: MEGAMART mweep - a52 - 01-20-2017 03:20 AM

santa


RE: MEGAMART mweep - piester - 01-20-2017 03:26 AM

(01-20-2017 03:20 AM)a52 Wrote:  santa

hey save santa for the rest of us.


RE: MEGAMART mweep - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-20-2017 04:04 AM

just gluten


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Robust Laser - 01-20-2017 04:50 AM

A girl kinder surprise


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Justice Watch - 01-20-2017 01:03 PM

MSG

Cheese powder, the kind you get in packets in macaroni boxes, but in a bulk jar

Sugar skull

Extra soft tofu


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Justice Watch - 01-20-2017 01:06 PM

I am very jealous by the way, I would give anything to be able to walk around this shitty store and buy many strange foods


RE: MEGAMART mweep - a52 - 01-20-2017 03:11 PM

The most expensive "artisan" water you can find


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Sruixan - 01-20-2017 06:31 PM

Bees.


RE: MEGAMART mweep - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 01-20-2017 06:51 PM

a small container of utz cheez balls


RE: MEGAMART mweep - a52 - 01-20-2017 09:28 PM

expired kimchi
(0.5 pts for non-expired kimchi, 0.25 pts for sauerkraut)


RE: MEGAMART mweep - ICan'tGiveCredit - 01-20-2017 09:40 PM

Evil food


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Oats - 01-20-2017 09:52 PM

sega genesis


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Dorsidwarf - 01-20-2017 09:52 PM

Pre-mashed mash potato


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Reyweld - 01-21-2017 12:58 AM

Pickled Beets
Instant Ramen with 70+% of your daily recommended sodium
Meyer Lemons


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Sruixan - 01-21-2017 03:56 AM

A product containing precisely one calorie.


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Reyweld - 01-21-2017 04:00 AM

A product that claims to be calorie free, but you see through their lies


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Stovie - 01-21-2017 04:11 AM

Not Pockets. Completely pocket free. It's all bread, friend.


RE: MEGAMART mweep - a52 - 01-21-2017 05:52 AM

true love


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Justice Watch - 01-21-2017 05:55 AM

Legal kinder surprise eggs


RE: MEGAMART mweep - Justice Watch - 01-21-2017 05:56 AM

The kind of peanut butter and jelly that comes in the same jar


RE: MEGAMART mweep - a52 - 01-21-2017 07:07 AM

overwatch body pillow