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you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

I'm the devil hell kid man, tell me your worst things, hissssssss

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RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

love it when people are trying to sleep but you hear stray cats fighting outside. wonder how those cats got there? me. i make 'em fite


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

making pictures in restaurants be hung off center. i'm one crooked customer. try to eat in peace when that piece of shit is setting you off like a firecracker, bucko. i'm the hell kid! fear my wraths


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

ienreraerara.


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

I call the above post a work of art. I'll link to it in all of my social medias. I also got all my friends to up-boost it and also talk about how fukkin hilarious it is. then when asked to explain why i just dump on you for being a nerd and not getting it. are you behind the times? hell kid strikes again


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

I Am Jack's Timely Reference To Movies, aka the devil hell kid


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

worked hard on that tumblr post didn't you? sure would be a shame if someone made it only get 3 notes..........


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

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RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Dalmationer - 01-22-2018

all right [size=gimungous]ASS WHOLES[/huge] LET ME tell you about something that happened at work today a customer left a bunch of change on the counter as a tip because he was flying to france and there's no fucking way you can change 40p to euros right ANY WAY the next ass whole in line walks up to the till, and you know what he does

he just
looks down at the counter
and scoops up all the tips that last guy left
and sticks em in his pocket

and im just staring at him like how fucking dare you you piece of garbage if this place wasn't swarming with cops with machine guns i'd have vaulted over this counter and kicked the shit outta you for that what the fuck



later on someone asked me to make them another cappuccino because the one i made them had foam in it. thats what a cappuccino is. why not just ask for a latte with chocolate.


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Dalmationer - 01-22-2018

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RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Joe Starman - 01-22-2018

hello hellzone, I'd like to order a calzone


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

here's youre calzone. i serve it..... with NO side of maranara


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

gun


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Jokes - 01-22-2018

en this plays eye maek powst


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

my ass expands

and

EXPLODES


Raaaaage Raaaaage Raaaaage Raaaaage Raaaaage Raaaaage Raaaaage

this is an elevator. I do not apologize for the fart gas I have left


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Dalmationer - 01-22-2018

mi nam is jokes
and in the thred
eye post away
this text is red
and tho im new
and mybe lost
eye com to thred
eye maek the powst



RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

you can't do that without constructing more pylons.

(gaming joke from me the devil hell kid man)


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Joe Starman - 01-22-2018

(01-22-2018, 01:12 AM)Wheat Wrote: »here's youre calzone. i serve it..... with NO side of maranara

very poor customer service... 2/5 stars


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Joe Starman - 01-22-2018

(01-22-2018, 01:23 AM)Dalmationer Wrote: »mi nam is jokes
and in the thred
eye post away
this text is red
and tho im new
and mybe lost
eye com to thred
eye maek the powst

good poem, nice use of imagery... 4/5 stars


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - steemeeloavez - 01-22-2018

lol weird thread


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - goblin's - 01-22-2018

(01-22-2018, 02:27 AM)steemeeloavez Wrote: »lol weird thread

I'm with steemeeloavez... this one's a little "out there" lol


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

Me, the devil hell kid, was once a consultant for politics. you may know my work if you've ever thought to yourself "hmmm. maybe kids should have pokemon gone to the polls."


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

i designed water temples in video game. another "classic gamer joke" from me. ice physics? me. "good level design" that all your favorite let's players complain about? me. i'm <looks up the name> keji inafune and i made mighty number nine


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - goblin's - 01-22-2018

Are you the rude dog who made the outside of an orange taste bitter so that it's unpleasant to open with your teeth?


RE: you have entered HELLZONE!!!!!!!!! - Wheat - 01-22-2018

wish i could take credit, but that was my rival, unpleasant underworld daemon dame