Eagle TimeRegisterLogin

Dating Sum
Author Message
Reyweld
 Dating Sum
#1
zip

Offline
Posts: 4,661
Joined: Dec 2014
Canadon't know please send help
A server takes away your dishes, and leaves something behind. Your date looks across the table expectantly. In front of you, a bill:

Code:
Hamburger -     2.50
Hamburger -     2.50
Pop -           0.99
Water -         0.25
Birthday Cake - 8.79

TOTAL -         13.23

You sweat nervously. Should you say anything?

Sig:
Spoiler :
(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
04-20-2017, 11:10 AM
Find Quote this message in a reply
Myeth
 RE: Dating Sum
#2
waldo no more

Offline
Posts: 679
Joined: Mar 2017
The sand pits
>"Do you believe in the dark lord Cuthulu? If so, that's pretty hot."

[Image: honkit.png][Image: rhkLEqr.png][Image: uvSOXIR.png][Image: x4wbM2I.png]

Me army of waddlers
04-20-2017, 11:25 AM
Find Quote this message in a reply
Schazer
 RE: Dating Sum
#3
Patron Saint of Normcore

Offline
Posts: 6,706
Joined: Jul 2011
Ōtautahi
If the service and food was good: "Yeah, uh, I think they've undercharged us?" If the service sucked though just think "heck yeah two dollars off" and offer to cover the cost of dinner
04-20-2017, 11:46 AM
Find Quote this message in a reply
btp
 RE: Dating Sum
#4
like a wild, sexy Dick Cheney

Offline
Posts: 3,597
Joined: Nov 2011
Texas
Yeah, you'll pay it.

It would have been nice if they didn't eat all of it themselves.
04-20-2017, 02:38 PM
Find Quote this message in a reply
SC
 RE: Dating Sum
#5
The Hoip of Hoips

Offline
Posts: 325
Joined: Jan 2017
Somewhere
> Pay for it, but only in obscure con-currencies that people on the Internet made up. It's alright. They'll understand.
04-20-2017, 05:46 PM
Find Quote this message in a reply
typeandkey
 RE: Dating Sum
#6
 

Offline
Posts: 583
Joined: May 2016
That place that isn't here
>Panic and make a fool of yourself. Your terrified shaking threw the food everywhere.
04-20-2017, 06:03 PM
Find Quote this message in a reply
Solekii
 RE: Dating Sum
#7
 

Offline
Posts: 549
Joined: Apr 2016
Wherever
>Sing a beautiful ballad to distract everyone as you walk out without paying. But take your date's hand, make it romantic.
04-20-2017, 06:08 PM
Find Quote this message in a reply
video
 RE: Dating Sum
#8
 

Offline
Posts: 15
Joined: Apr 2017
> Run out of the restaurant while the employees aren't looking.
(This post was last modified: 04-21-2017, 01:41 AM by video.)
04-21-2017, 01:41 AM
Find Quote this message in a reply
Reyweld
 RE: Dating Sum
#9
zip

Offline
Posts: 4,661
Joined: Dec 2014
Canadon't know please send help
You sigh, and pull out your wallet. Apparently, your date doesn't mess around when it comes to post-dinner snacks. Watching the two burgers fly down their hatch with an expeditious grace was suprising, and when the whole birthday cake arrived...

You wish you could have at least gotten some of the frosting.

At least you got two dollars off the meal. You considered pointing out the price to the server, but you already have to pay for something you didn't enjoy yourself.

"I'll pay for the meal."

You open your wallet and slap down some Moo-Lah.

Your date looks gracious and gives a small smile. The server, however, is miffed.

"Sorry, but we only take cash and debit."

You blink.

"What?"

"We only take cash and debit."

You stare down at the white bills with black cows on them (some had brown cows, you had exact change). "I don't understand."

"Sir, I'm afraid we cannot accept this currency."

You start shaking. You didn't bring any real money with you. You had not planned for this detour.

The server clicks her tongue. "Am I going to have to call security, sir?"

You stand up, and the dishes in front of you fall to the floor and shatter. Every other patron looks up from their meals. Silence descends.

You sweat, and then, out of the blue (no not the server):

"♪ Do you believe in the dark lord Cuthulu? If so, that's pretty hot. ♫"

The catchy beginning of the second song in the famous musical "Tentacles for Two" sprung from your lips. The song captured the audience, server included.

You continue to sing as you pack up your things, pulling your date's chair out and holding them by the arm. The two of you dance to the doorway. Your date is flustered, but they look like their having fun.

"♪ It's not often that I say this and I know this heart's old rot, but if you know our darkest saviour... then you shouldn't be forgot! You're, hotttttttt~! ♫"

You bow out of the doorway, as applause descends on the crowd.

Your date smiles. They sign that the date was fun, even if you can't do simple maths. They're looking forward to a second opportunity. You 'walk' (read: run) them home(with no notable encounters) and say your goodbyes.



+10 with Jen Erik
-5 with ?????

+Singing Skill (I)
+Improv (I)
+Conning (I)

LEVEL UP!

+2 Skill Points!
(spend them!)



You are sitting on the mattress in your apartment. It is getting dark. You are hungry, but you could also do with waiting until morning (as long as you have additional food).

Sig:
Spoiler :
(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
04-21-2017, 02:36 AM
Find Quote this message in a reply
Schazer
 RE: Dating Sum
#10
Patron Saint of Normcore

Offline
Posts: 6,706
Joined: Jul 2011
Ōtautahi
Spend skill points on Improbable Sleeping Postures and Spontaneous Musicals
04-21-2017, 02:41 AM
Find Quote this message in a reply
typeandkey
 RE: Dating Sum
#11
 

Offline
Posts: 583
Joined: May 2016
That place that isn't here
>You think YOU'RE hungry? The beast under your bed is hungier.
04-21-2017, 02:53 AM
Find Quote this message in a reply
Kaynato
 RE: Dating Sum
#12
Archivist

Offline
Posts: 1,984
Joined: Nov 2011
Spend 5 skill points on Bad Maths.

[Image: pelahain.png] - [Image: mascot2.gif] - homepage - tumblr - [Image: egg013.png?raw=1][Image: egg017.png?raw=1]
04-21-2017, 02:59 AM
Find Quote this message in a reply
Myeth
 RE: Dating Sum
#13
waldo no more

Offline
Posts: 679
Joined: Mar 2017
The sand pits
(04-21-2017, 02:41 AM)Schazer Wrote: Spend skill points on Improbable Sleeping Postures and Spontaneous Musicals

Yes to spontaneous musicals, preferably to the dark lord.

[Image: honkit.png][Image: rhkLEqr.png][Image: uvSOXIR.png][Image: x4wbM2I.png]

Me army of waddlers
04-21-2017, 12:02 PM
Find Quote this message in a reply
Tuesday
 RE: Dating Sum
#14
 

Offline
Posts: 657
Joined: Apr 2017
Spend skill points on Spontaneous Musicals and Bad Maths.
04-22-2017, 12:04 AM
Find Quote this message in a reply
Kíeros
 RE: Dating Sum
#15
🌈🐙👽 (gay tentacle alien)

Offline
Posts: 2,780
Joined: Mar 2013
ρ(∂v/∂t+v•∇v)= -∇p+∇•T+f
> Eat the void

🐦🐙🐙[Image: nifOFwR.png]🐙🐙
04-22-2017, 12:08 AM
Find Quote this message in a reply
SC
 RE: Dating Sum
#16
The Hoip of Hoips

Offline
Posts: 325
Joined: Jan 2017
Somewhere
> EAT THE HELL
04-22-2017, 12:47 AM
Find Quote this message in a reply
Myeth
 RE: Dating Sum
#17
waldo no more

Offline
Posts: 679
Joined: Mar 2017
The sand pits
>eat the void of HELL

[Image: honkit.png][Image: rhkLEqr.png][Image: uvSOXIR.png][Image: x4wbM2I.png]

Me army of waddlers
(This post was last modified: 04-22-2017, 03:53 AM by Myeth.)
04-22-2017, 03:53 AM
Find Quote this message in a reply