Good patent ideas

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Good patent ideas
#1
Good patent ideas
golden .45 revolver, powered by dreams. shoots lightning
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#2
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A robotic snake that looks like a real snake. Detects if it's been tread on, and beams super badfeels into the treader if they belong to a union
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#3
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Special Device To Destroy Tumbler and All Its Fiat Fanboy Blogger's
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#4
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Canned bread
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#5
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bike that when you peddle it it produces a gas which inspires revolution upon the ideals of the founding fathers
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#6
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Video Games, but better
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#7
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thomas jefferson sex pillow
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#8
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GOLDEN thomas jefferson sex pillow
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#9
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a genetically engineered monkey that can be eaten by bananas
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#10
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fire. nobody's patented fire yet, you'll make a killing
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#11
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A tuned frying pan that when it fries eggs, the sizzling sounds like the Who is John Galt speech from that one book it's from
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#12
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a page a day calendar where every day, is a different page
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#13
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a golden firehose that spray a liquid which melts favelas off hillsides
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#14
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alger hiss trial playset
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#15
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soggy gruel, mixed with mud and gravel, served to eat
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#16
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time.
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#17
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(10-08-2015, 04:51 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »time.

nobody's patented time yet, you'll make a killing
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#18
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a write-your-own-US-constitution mad lib. we might not be able to patent this since it's what basically everyone does anyway
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#19
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toaster that burns toast in a pattern to miraculously produce the face of milton friedman on your breakfast
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#20
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if God doesn't exist (yet) we can patent it. if He doesn't we'll make a killing on sales of religious books and if He does then the patent will be rejected and we'll know for sure!
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#21
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Earth! No one's patented Earth yet! THE WORLD WILL BE MINE! A-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
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#22
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a "DEfirmative action" button. or a "affirmative INaction" bumper sticker, not sure. "infirmative deaction??" work in progress, point is, minorities don't need more opportunity than they currently have
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#23
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(10-08-2015, 04:30 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Canned bread

best patent since sliced bread

edit: wait if i slice the can open am i infringing or not
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#24
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jelly beans shaped like the body parts of ronald reagan. head, torso, leg, etc. it's for communion
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#25
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a dog training program that teaches canines to sniff out reds and pee on them
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