The 2am thread

The 2am thread
often times when sleep calls
i will lie about my plans
keeps sleep on its toes
it always calls again
each cycle slowly decreases
what little trust sleep had with me
unfortunately
we two beings are tied together
and as such one must give in
i never win such fights
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the slow slow descent
into the state we call unconscious
you claw
you fight
you scream
you wimper
you sob
you succumb
you find solace in unconscious
you find fear in unconscious
you find you in unconscious
and when
at the end
you return
to the top of the slope
to begin
the descent
anew
you may lose solace
you may lose fear
you may lose you
but
...
it will be alright
all that is lost
will be found
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why i choose now
to make observations
is unknown
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Puzzles are good! I am learning things and helping out! I'm a bit worried I'm sufficiently tired that I will fall out of my chair if I take my headphones off and thus get an actual feel for what my head is like right now! Also I'm gay!
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hey gamers, i [trips over 32 large boxes of nerds rope] fuFJcuJKFFFUUCKCKKkffgui3k4e
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fuck, fuck,. fuck why do i fo this FUc.
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what's up gamers it's me nopad
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I missed this thread the past couple of nights, but fortunately in bumping myself down from 5am to 4am to 3am to 2am I'm now going to bed at a time that is convenient for remembering to post here.

So yeah, tired and gay, same as always. Maybe tomorrow I'll manage to go to bed at 1:xx - that would be nice...
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shouldn't be able to post here
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I went to sleep at 2:30 AM last night, let me post here, detailing my lack of sleep
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Okay fine maybe not 1:xx but like an earlier 2:xx I'll take it.

(less tired than I maybe should be, but exactly the right amount of gay, which is any non-zero quantity)

(wait can you be negative gay)

(imaginary gay?)

(you can definitely be complex gay that's for sure)
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Fuck the police
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I'm checking this shit on voicemail no not voicemail the fucking voice recognition thing, and basically everyone can just fucking deal
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It's too fucking am over here and I have so. Much. Fucking. They I note here that I am deliberately punctuating this, resentment for so much trivial bullshit that is really not worth being up at 2 AM being so damn pissed about
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Hey note to fucking self, post in a battle sometime this fucking year so you can hurry up and start lording it over the people you, on occasion, think of as friends . Also I guess finish all your other errands for the people you don't actually give a shit about.

Being reliant on the approval of others might be a hell of a drug, but it's arguably the with drawl symptoms that are a hell of a lot worse
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There is like reasonably decent all odds that the following is directed at you:

Seriously, fucking can it would you
Sincerely, the management
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Foolish mortal I am the police
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My opinions are the objectively correct Hot shit so it's lucky for you sons of fucks I'm socially conditioned to first and foremost spare your gosh dang feelings

Infants
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It's seven minds of refreshing to be angry in a direction that isn't inward for once

The world's a fuck and im done being nice and inoffensive and face-savey when the people who I predominantly waste that shit on would never have it occur to them to reciprocate
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Thank You, Please Thank You, Please Thank You, Please Thank You, Please Thank You, Please Thank You, Please Thank You, Please
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Deescalation and conflict resolution got me lip service and a dead forum and thank god for my main man Pines honestly

That shit was my /life/ for a while and in retrospect that is hilarious. Where do I get off demanding respect if I'm not even going to make an effort to summon it up for myself
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Fuck pity give me vengeance
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MSPA was the first community where I got the sense that mean-spiritedness was not the height of humor and was unobtrusively phased out of the socially-acceptable community core. Irony wasn't the Hot New Meme yet and being genuine to the point of fucking corny was trendy
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I'm glad we managed to keep the first part of that in our latest community incarnation at least. Good job team
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Seriously fuck you Brian. I was a shitty desperate teen trying to preserve something that meant a lot to me at the time and you couldn't give two locked and archived shits. My best qualities as a moderator in your eyes were probably "Placated that particular rabble from complaining" and "never caused a fuss or demanded anything".
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