You Wake Up In A Bar

You Wake Up In A Bar
#26
RE: You Wake Up In A Bar
Bar: swagshack
Self: swagman42

"Thanks dudebro thats hella of you also what would happen if i chugged all of this stuff at the same time jus askin"
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#27
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>bar: The Frond

>You: Greenie
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Your new name, for the time being, is Drinkmaster Greene-- and your bar is named Starwood Bough. You hear something shifting outside, metal and wood grinding into place before stopping. Odd.

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The patron scoffs at you, lowering its brow.

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#29
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can u dab
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(A collab adventure with my dude, devil!)
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#30
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Why do you look like me?
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#31
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is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me
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You begin asking questions rapidfire, hoping to zoom through some of your bigger concerns about this job.

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The patron points out a green bottle, and then a clear bottle with a yellow label. The words remain unreadable.

From outside the bar, you hear what sounds like a particularly clanky automobile pull up, and then cut off its engine.

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#33
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>Who created me?
>What is this planet called, and what are its notable features and characteristics?
>Would you like some Amatta?
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#34
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how can i learn to read
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#35
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Make The Poor Dude Their Drink Already And Prepare To Welcome Your First Customer Who Isn't a Glowing Facsimile of yourself
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You start working on the gin and tonic. You're not sure all what the recipe calls for- things like ice or a lemon escape your mind- but it's simple enough to put two things together. For the hell of it, you use the Unshaken to mix the drink.

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This is a lot to process. You just place the drink in front of your glowing counterpart as you consider a response.

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As that's wrapping up, however, you spot somebody else pop through the decrepit door-- what appears to be a human. Unluckily, you won't get a full-sized introduction image until you've properly been introduced to this person, but she sits down at one of the free seats anyhow, tiredly glancing at the both of you, and seeming quite surprised.

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As you've unlocked entries on tonic, as well as gin, you can now peer at the properties of these two human-known agents in the Cabinet.

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You've also unlocked the counter view, showing you the names and positions at your bar of all current patrons, which will appear starting next update.

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#37
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Oh no not at all in fact this one here was just leaving. What brings you to my drinkery stranger.
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#38
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Just making a drink for my friend before they hit the road. Now, What can I do for you, the First Official Customer of this fine establishment?
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You fall easily into a very calm tone of voice, and an easygoing gaze.

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Your glowing counterpart departs the bar with one of your drinking cups still in hand, sipping at that G and T. You now have 5 drinking cups in total. One is still unwashed. Dishwashing can be done by you, but will take away your ability to make drinks for quite a while.

As the patron leaves, its light disappears instantly-- like it was only in existence for long enough to step outside of the door. When it's gone, you're hit violently with a feeling of emptiness. You feel terrible.

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You hear another vehicle pull up to the establishment.

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#40
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make The Oregonian. mix ink and mollasses, heated to boiling. cool it down with red wine and kahlua, and fill half or more of the cup with ice. serve with a pine needle as garnish
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#41
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Just give 'em a cup of raw corn syrup, but put a radish on top as garnish.
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#42
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The only thing we know for sure is sweet is our own blood, which is probably not the best thing to give to such a shy and timid customer, especially since we'd have to bleed it out right in front of her.

Try to find some brown powder, mix it with some white fluid, and hope that what you've given her is instant chocolate milk and not dandelion sap mixed with powdered dung.
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#43
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Also, make conversation! Try to get their name. See if they'll open up about their problems.

Maybe they want to make a toast and smash their glass in the firep- no, wait, we only have like 5 cups. Never mind that.
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#44
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ask if they have a cup you could have
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#45
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Grab them by the neck, open their sweet tooth containing maw and extract a single solitary pearly white. The contract has been sealed you will say as you pour a whole bag of sugar into their mouth.

Alternatively, sugar water with a singular solitary drip of some sort of coloring.
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#46
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>Give him an empty glass and tell him, "on the house."
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#47
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(12-30-2017, 09:30 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »ask if they have a cup you could have

(12-30-2017, 10:10 PM)typeandkey Wrote: »>Give him an empty glass and tell him, "on the house."

combine these
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#48
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[bangs table] apple juice!
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#49
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How about a screwdriver? Orange juice and vodka.
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You begin working on her drink. The chocolate milk mix seems... close enough? It tastes vaguely chocolaty. It's also easy to find and identify some milk, and what looks like sugar. There's also some weird black viscous liquid that you pour in there too!

You were briefly considering some other things, like a Screwdriver, or even the rarely-discussed Oregonian-- but perhaps for another time, for another patron. For now, you'll keep it simple, and keep the other drinks handy for when the time is right.

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She lets out a little sigh and leans on the counter, her eyes mostly focused on you.

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You finish up the drink, setting it on the counter in front of her with a beam.

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As she starts to think, you notice some jostling of the decrepit door at the end of the bar-- and it swings open, to reveal somebody shining, starlike, immaculate. It strolls in with confidence and ferocity, glaring at you behind its steel sunglasses, and takes a seat with a loud creak, announcing its presence with a boastful voice.

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Another car pulls up to the bar outside. Seems they're going to be coming quick.

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You've unlocked some new things for The Cabinet by mixing your third drink. In addition, your current stock of ingredients of a given type is now listed there.

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