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The Grand OC SII: The Re-OCening: Week 29: UNINTELLIGIBLE!
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 RE: The Grand OC SII: The Re-OCening: Week 22: ISLAND!
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Name: Ireland
Species: Pun Magician
Gender: M
Color: Ginger

Description: A man in flowing green robes with a bushy red beard covering their entire head, their head actually is just a ball of beard after all. They wear a green wizards hat with white clover leaf patterns on it.

Items/Abilities: The worst puns you've ever heard.

Biography: Ireland was once merely a man, peddling his wares (C list comedy routines) on the mean streets of NYC (Nold Ydublin Cshire) when one day he was bitten by a radioactive, spider. Yes, a band named Spider had upstaged him with a cover of Radioactive. This enraged Ireland so much he transformed into what he is today, a pun elemental.
He marched right onto the stage mid performance and began to lay into them with the most vile of curse puns. "What do you call a fit radio. A radioactive." He said "I see someone up the back smiling, guess you could say, I spider smile!". He continued like this for an hour. No one could leave, no one was comfortable, no one was enjoying this. At the end of the hour the band Spider left backstage, all in tears. Several of the audience had died during the performance. Ireland jumped down from the stage, walked through the crowd and left through the main entrance. Before he did he turned to face the audience that was now only just coming to grips what had actually just happened and said. "Thank you for your time ladies and gentlespiders" with a wink and vanished.

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05-12-2017, 04:01 AM
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RE: The Grand OC SII: The Re-OCening: Week 22: ISLAND! - by bigro - 05-12-2017, 04:01 AM