Hamfia - GAME OVER - PICK YER POISON DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING.

Hamfia - GAME OVER - PICK YER POISON DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING.
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Hamfia - GAME OVER - PICK YER POISON DID IT. SPECTACULAR. AMAZING.
WELCOME TO HAMFIA, THE SPECTACULAR GAME OF MAFIA WHERE EVERYONE MUST CHEW THE SCENERY AND EVERY POST WILL BE RIDICULOUSLY OVER THE TOP!

STANDARD RULES FOLKS! I AM SURE THINGS WILL NOT GO AWRY AND THAT YOU CAN POLICE YOURSELVES TO NOT BE DICKS ABOUT THINGS! PLAY TO WIN AND TO HAVE FUN OR PLAY NOT AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! NO SERIOUSLY, IF ANYONE IS MAKING THE GAME UNFUN OR DELIBERATELY PLAYING AGAINST THEIR WINCON THEY WILL BE HAVING A LOVELY CHAT OVER A MODKILL AND TEA. AND YES I EXPECT EVERY POST IN THIS THREAD TO BE UTTERLY RIDICULOUS IN SOME REGARD, BUT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS TO HAVE TO WORK AROUND.

AND IF YOU ARE GOING TO SIGN UP AND LURK DON'T, BECAUSE IN A WORLD OF HAM THE QUIET ONES SUFFER MOST.



THIS IS A MAFIA GAME FOR 13 PEOPLE WHO MAKE BIG /INS.

1. SOLARIS
2. DRAGON FOGEL
3. SRUIXAN
4. WOFFLES
5. WHEAT - ZORG - MAFIA HITMAN - DIED OF ROBOTS N' EXPLOSIONS NIGHT ONE.
6. NIALLBRIAN
7. MURDERINI
8. PICK YER POISON
9. JACQUEREL - GASTON - TRACKER - DIED OF ROBOTS N' EXPLOSIONS NIGHT ONE.
10. PROFESSOR LIZZARD
11. BTPCAT
12. GRANOLAMAN????

There was never a 13th player.
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#2
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
Ha.
As if someone of my caliber would ever just up and sign up for a mafia game.
NO.
In reality, I know that this mafia game was made for me and me alone.
I will play... but only because it is MY BIRTHRIGHT.
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#3
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
I will not JOIN this game.
I will CONQUER this game!
Put me down on your list, my good man!
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#4
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
*nibbles on a plywood tree cutout*

...this is surprisingly tasty...

*realises he's being stared at*

...oh. Oh. Sorry. When you said "chew the scenery"...

shut up it's 1am you got a problem with me well tough if you don't like the way I /in then we'll just have to settle it like gentlemen, Queensbury rules
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#5
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
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BRING IT
quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.
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#6
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
horse dicks
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#7
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
If I don't get into this game I SWEAR I AM GOING TO THROW MYSELF OF A ZEPPLIN WHILE STABBING MYSELF WITH A RUSTY BICYCLE SPOKE ON THE WAY DOWN!
Is observing my own pattern of behavior of observing my own patterns of behavior a mental fractal or just navel gazing? Please advise.
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Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
You pathetic mortals will kneel before my undisputed mastery of HAM.

FOR I AM THE HAM GOD

GOD OF HAM

HAM OF GODS

GOD HAM
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#9
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
Ham.

The most delectable meat.

The pink flesh.

The subtle fat swirls.

The harsh, yet sweet honey crust.

In.
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#10
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
I actually prefer ham even to bacon
(In???)
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#11
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
FOOLISH MORTALS! I HAVE BEEN SUMMONED TO JOIN THIS!

A bunch of times. Okay I finally give in, buuuh.
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#12
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
LETS HAM IT UP!
GONNA GET HIGH LIKE HAMSTERDAM!
I HAM HAVING A GOOD TIME!
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#13
Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
IN
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Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
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Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
Roles will be going out soon.

Confirm in your qts please - I will be waiting to start-start depending on if/when I hear from granolaman. If not ATH will take the final slot and things can/will begin.
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Re: Hamfia - Because This Game Needs a Gimmick
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Apparently this is relevant. In!
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#17
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM
AND THEN THERE WERE 13, BECAUSE THERE WERE ALWAYS THIRTEEN, EXCEPT NOT. SOMEONE WAS KILLING DUDES, AND FROM 14 BECAME 13.

OR SOME SUCH BULLSHIT JUST GET TO IT CHRIST.

DAY ONE HAS STARTED. IT WILL RUN FOR A FULL WEEK TO GIVE EVERY ONE TIME TO GET IN HERE.

SO DEADLINE IS 10:00 PM CST, MONDAY THE 12TH OF DECEMBER; OR 4:00 A.M. GMT, TUESDAY THE 13TH OF DECEMBER.

1. SOLARIS
2. DRAGON FOGEL
3. SRUIXAN
4. WOFFLES
5. WHEAT
6. NIALL
7. MURDERINI
8. PICK YER POISON
9. JACQUEREL
10. PROFESSOR LIZZARD
11. BTP
12. GRANOLAMAN

THERE'S YOUR LIVELIST. GET LYNCHIN'.

WITH ERROR ALIVE IT TAKES ERROR TO LYNCH, AND ERROR FOR SOFTLYNCHIN'
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Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM
WELP.
I'm sorry to say that the game is over before it began.
I already have the very best role in the entire game and as a result, I am just going to spend my time basking in my role.
ALSO VOTE MIRDINI BECAUSE IT IS THE WILL OF THE MANY
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Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM
Wait, you have the best role in the game? I thought I had the best role in the game...

Vote: Solaris

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
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#20
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM
No, you do not understand how utterly and completley perfect this role is.
It is an absolute perfection.
IN FACT
I can safely say, that the only way this role could be better is if the person who wielded it was the person that I am currently voting for.
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Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM
I see an error in that livelist.

The fact you've listed Sruixan as ALIVE.

VOTE: SRUIXAN
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#22
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM
I bet Solaris is the Solaris role! If we keep him alive, he'll DESTROY US ALL!

We must stop him, at all costs!

Vote: Solaris
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Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM
<object_sfx="sexybabbieslaugh.wav"> DAAAAMN ladies and maties what is GREEN in this behemoth scene, its ROOBEY RODDD cumming2u 5 to 7 IN A MAFIA GAME! <object_sfx=lasergasp>I'lll tell you already we got us some NAAASTY PLAYTIME between goochie mammas up here, voting between consesnual lovers, snuggles and slick kicks going down rough and tumble! Is it hot enough to bring out the ANIMAL IN YOU it is for ME!!
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<object_sfx="wolfhowl.wav">Time to go on the PROWL so hunt and howl: solarry and co why cant you mix it up a little? vote with the same gimmick brag about the best role 'gain well you know you know you know you know there's more fish in the sea! look at me, ruby, and don't send no mixed signals cause you are the lucky contest winner! TELL ME OH MOST FORTUNATE MAN IN THE UNIVERSE, the universe that who voted solaris with RUBY'S SHOW number one, give a shout out to the 15 billion listening in, tell us who you've got your eye on, AND OUR CREW WILL LET LOOSE . those are pretty perks when you werk for the HOTTEST SHOW ON KOSMIC RADIO!

FROGELLE, you tryin' to start a band for waggin', but you can't even play the drums! DDEEEDKLE DEEDLE DEEEEEEL <object_sfx="drumcrash.ogg">
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Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM
GREETINGS AVERAGE PEOPLE! YOUR HAMSAVIOUR IS HERE!
What is this? A bottle of poison? VOTE: PICK YER POISON No foul toxin will harm meeeee.
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#25
Re: Hamfia - Day One - Overcooked HAM
You mean that this started and none of you bothered to PM me or anything???
This WILL NOT STAND

vote Dragon Fogel you PMed me last so it should have been easiest for you to do it!!!
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