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Wheat
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10-08-2015, 04:24 AM
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Wheat
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10-08-2015, 04:26 AM
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10-08-2015, 04:29 AM
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10-08-2015, 04:30 AM
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10-08-2015, 04:31 AM
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10-08-2015, 04:32 AM
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10-08-2015, 04:34 AM
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10-08-2015, 04:35 AM
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10-08-2015, 04:39 AM
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fire. nobody's patented fire yet, you'll make a killing
10-08-2015, 04:42 AM
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Spoiler :
thread based on this thing that sanzh posted

<Sanzh> http://i.imgur.com/jnyNuqZ.jpg
<Sanzh> http://www.google.com/patents/US20090017...#PPA119,M1 hoooly shit

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10-08-2015, 04:43 AM
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10-08-2015, 04:45 AM
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10-08-2015, 04:46 AM
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10-08-2015, 04:49 AM
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time.

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(10-08-2015, 04:51 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: time.

nobody's patented time yet, you'll make a killing
10-08-2015, 04:51 AM
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a write-your-own-US-constitution mad lib. we might not be able to patent this since it's what basically everyone does anyway
10-08-2015, 04:52 AM
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10-08-2015, 04:56 AM
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if God doesn't exist (yet) we can patent it. if He doesn't we'll make a killing on sales of religious books and if He does then the patent will be rejected and we'll know for sure!
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Earth! No one's patented Earth yet! THE WORLD WILL BE MINE! A-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
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10-08-2015, 04:59 AM
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(10-08-2015, 04:30 AM)Schazer Wrote: Canned bread

best patent since sliced bread

edit: wait if i slice the can open am i infringing or not
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10-08-2015, 05:01 AM
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10-08-2015, 05:03 AM
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10-08-2015, 05:04 AM
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