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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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(10-08-2015, 05:01 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote:
(10-08-2015, 04:30 AM)Schazer Wrote: Canned bread

best patent since sliced bread

edit: wait if i slice the can open am i infringing or not

any modification to an existing or outdated patent cannot be patented.

For example, combining two types of screwdrivers into one screwdriver is a modification to one or the other screwdriver.

Maybe if you slice the can with a Limited Edition Canned Bread Can Slicer™
oh no, that's my patent now
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Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins
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(10-08-2015, 05:11 AM)Schazer Wrote: Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins

banks are already just tombs for dollars
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jimmy... you know how your allowance was getting sick... so we took it out to the stock market, where it can run and play with all the other definitely-real money and get fresh air! it just wants to circulate, jimmy, it's much happier now
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a way to somehow add both a "KKK" and a cent symbol in place of the c in the word "america"
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(10-08-2015, 05:11 AM)Schazer Wrote: Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins

A version of The Game for picking up skeletons

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also an alchemical process that turns regular skeleton bones into gold

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Has anyone patented the patent process yet
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an alchemical process that turns gold skeleton bones into golden .45 revolver bullets

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(10-08-2015, 05:18 AM)Schazer Wrote: Has anyone patented the patent process yet

not yet... maybe you should be more patent!!!!

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