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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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(10-08-2015, 05:22 AM)Wheat Wrote: shoes for patriots

speaking of shoes, foot. speaking of patriots, football. a deflategateghazi memorial shoebox diorama set out on a boat in the reflecting pool in washington dc
10-08-2015, 05:24 AM
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10-08-2015, 05:26 AM
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A crowd funding platform that weeds out that indie hipster shit game nonsense
10-08-2015, 05:28 AM
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a crowd funding platform where you fund the crowd!
10-08-2015, 05:29 AM
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(10-08-2015, 05:24 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: speaking of shoes, foot. speaking of patriots, football. a deflategateghazi memorial shoebox diorama set out on a boat in the reflecting pool in washington dc
a large bronze joe paterno colossus upon a cross on a hillside overlooking State College, PA. bronze praying children stand at his feet crying, with an inscription "uncle joe did nothing wrong" and "persecuted by the ncaa." construct efforts powered by the tears of honest loyal hardworking psu fans

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(10-08-2015, 05:29 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: a crowd funding platform where you fund the crowd!

it's actually just a charity for the homeless, but don't tell the people throwing their money at you that
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A good patent generator
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(10-08-2015, 05:28 AM)Schazer Wrote: A crowd funding platform that weeds out that indie hipster shit game nonsense

a video game platform that requires devs to prick their finger and insert a drop of blood into the programming, and your game will only run if your blood cells are found to have a rude enough attitude

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10-08-2015, 05:31 AM
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10-08-2015, 05:32 AM
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pensylvannian tents, also known as torture chambers

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10-08-2015, 05:32 AM
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a clamp where you buy it fully-clamped but the clamp parts can only ever get further apart from each other
10-08-2015, 05:34 AM
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a simulated woman replicant that like's to play video games, but is really moody and sarcastic all the time, doesn't take no guff, and is 'just like one the guys.' also I control her words and actions completely

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10-08-2015, 05:37 AM
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10-08-2015, 05:38 AM
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an anime deepnet

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10-08-2015, 05:38 AM
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10-08-2015, 05:47 AM
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words made entirely of vowels
10-08-2015, 05:49 AM
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System and method for creating exalted video games and virtual realities wherein jiggle objects follow the moon's physics, but everything else follows earth rules

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(10-08-2015, 05:49 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: words made entirely of vowels

Yoyos
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(10-08-2015, 05:47 AM)Schazer Wrote: Can I patent birds so I get all the birds, I promise to share

A golden .45 eagle, that's powered by dreams. and shoots lightning

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10-08-2015, 05:54 AM
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jiggle physics where the boobs always move exactly opposite to how they would in reality. including inside-out
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The eagle is also crying about 9/11 and the disintegration of traditional family structures.

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10-08-2015, 05:55 AM
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