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Wheat
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instead of banning ap history like a few us states (oklahoma) have, kids take the course but get a bunch of glued books they have to figure out how to extract info from

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10-08-2015, 06:05 AM
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10-08-2015, 06:05 AM
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10-08-2015, 06:06 AM
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(10-08-2015, 06:05 AM)Schazer Wrote: Bread with all the slices glued shut

this but in a can
10-08-2015, 06:08 AM
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Dragon Fogel
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A thread where you post good ideas for patents.

Hey, looks like somebody owes me.
10-08-2015, 06:29 AM
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what if there was a program you could sign up to that paid you to do physical labor

or, in a less bitter-sounding way: you sign up to a gym that makes sure you attend and gives you rewards for a good workout
10-08-2015, 07:03 AM
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Wheat
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(10-08-2015, 06:29 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: A thread where you post good ideas for patents.

Hey, looks like somebody owes me.

you'd need to show us the batshit crazy flowcharts that prove you came up with it first

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10-08-2015, 07:28 AM
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Wheat
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(10-08-2015, 07:03 AM)KittenEater Wrote: ]
or, in a less bitter-sounding way: you sign up to a gym that makes sure you attend and gives you rewards for a good workout

the rewards are cookies and cola so you never make progress

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10-08-2015, 07:29 AM
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Wheat
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10-08-2015, 08:11 AM
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10-08-2015, 08:18 AM
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10-08-2015, 08:02 PM
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Reyweld
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10-08-2015, 11:24 PM
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Jacquerel
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10-09-2015, 01:31 PM
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i need to know who the h*ck is voting down this thread, for my money this is in the top-tier of all time hawkspace threads, up there with "trick people into looking at this great thread" and "the great thread chomp full of machomps"
10-09-2015, 04:20 PM
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Jacquerel
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good patent idea: rating this thread one star
10-09-2015, 04:24 PM
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(10-09-2015, 04:24 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: good patent idea: rating this thread one star

uh, good patent idea: making this illegal
10-09-2015, 04:27 PM
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(10-09-2015, 04:27 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote:
(10-09-2015, 04:24 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: good patent idea: rating this thread one star

uh, good patent idea: making this thread illegal

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10-09-2015, 06:28 PM
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Reyweld
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10-09-2015, 08:48 PM
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Infrared
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10-09-2015, 11:49 PM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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10-10-2015, 12:35 AM
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Schazer
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10-10-2015, 02:55 AM
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Wheat
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that pill!

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10-10-2015, 08:55 AM
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Wheat
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(10-09-2015, 04:27 PM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote:
(10-09-2015, 04:24 PM)Jacquerel Wrote: good patent idea: rating this thread one star

uh, good patent idea: making this illegal

It was me. I am the phantom rate-this-thread-one-starrer. trying out a new hero identitty

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10-10-2015, 08:56 AM
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10-10-2015, 01:35 PM
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