Good patent ideas

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Good patent ideas
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A magical golden dog, powered by your moral choices. Shoots unbelievable 3 pointers

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oh here's the base flowchart for reference
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and in case anyone else wants to make one to really show the substance behind their patents:
(I think font is times new roman bold size 11 for the larger text and ariel bold size 8 for the smaller)
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Oh hey! It's that pill!
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A sixth color for That Pill

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fffuego wave!!!!!
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Patent the Heros Journey Archetype. You'll make a killing off of bad writers.
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(10-08-2015, 04:56 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »if God doesn't exist (yet) we can patent it. if He doesn't we'll make a killing on sales of religious books and if He does then the patent will be rejected and we'll know for sure!

Patent God, Then We'll Talk
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I wish to patent The Aristocrats.
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pet ants
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a keyboard with little LED screens on each key, so you can change between keyboard types and the keys visually change as well

This can also let you type in emoji
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a keyboard for wingdings
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a leash for pet ants. a whistle for pet ants.
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a device to spay ants
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ants keep little pet aphids and rub their tum tums. it's adorable
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Soul-crushing ennui and inescapable anomie. Make a mint off the 18-34s
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inescapable animes
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it will be called MANGA CUBE

the subject is suspended in its very center, secured with unbreakable cords, and is assaulted from all sides by a constant torrent of tsunderes and majokkos and bishis and yaois
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Edible paint but instead of being edible it's wearable
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A comments section that sends drones after anyone who comments in it.
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a parent that lets me go to the movies on a school night, because tickets are cheaper that way
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a parent that remembers birthdays, INCLUDING what age you are turning, and also your nut allergy (important for cake/brownie selection)
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a parent that does NOT drop you off before the bus turn and make you walk the rest of the way around for fear of being seen by the cool parents with "such a childe as this"
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parent that runs on solar power. plant dad
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parent who turns the child block tv filter on, but leaves a notepad with the lock code out conspicuously on the side table by the remote, channel guide and answering machine . winks at you saying "oh, i didn't see anything"
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3D parent. not just a cardboard cutout this time
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