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Good patent ideas
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jimmy buffest, but with bees
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jimmy buffest, but with fortuna characters
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jimmy beesfest
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calvinist bees who work twice as hard six days a week, but know to respect the sabbath. produce chicken sandwiches instead of honey
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africanized bees who don't "make a fuss" protesting when an unbalanced exterminator decides to seek out a random hive to spray with pesticide
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ron paul gold hoarding bees
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golden ceiling fan, powered by dreams, with a strange pile of crepe paper like substance in the middle. shoots gale force winds. TWIST: it's actually donald trump's fat fucking head
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cryptocurrency protection: a wall around your wallet. it's actually just a window in your OS that has a .bmp pic of a money clip, and you can't exit out of it. it's on your desktop forever. TWIST: once again, doald turmp
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how are we coming on canned bread 2.0
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fat fucking donald trump bees
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a purple scarf that prevents the wearer from thinking poorly of tommy wiseau
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kittens that stay kittens forever and constantly sing the national anthem
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anime, but 1 dimensional.
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rubber bands that don't break, they just keep stretching longer and longer
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A gun that shoots the word "heh" at your adversaries
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(04-12-2016, 06:54 PM)a52 Wrote: »anime, but 1 dimensional.

(04-12-2016, 09:08 PM)a52 Wrote: »rubber bands that don't break, they just keep stretching longer and longer

Why do you feel the need to post the exact same suggestion twice in a row
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A gun that shoots patent ideas for guns.
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Fortune cookies that never lie.

"Reading this fortune will fill you with disappointment."
"Don't forget to do your taxes this week."
"They're always watching."
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A $19.99 bill.
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A money service that allows you to get away with crimes by eschewing a paper trail
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a 10trillion dollar bill with which you can easily collapse all international markets
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a toaster that turns toast back into bread
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An oven that turns cooked meat raw, and baked goods into batter.
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An oven that turns batterers, batteries, and baseball players into cake
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A device that automatically corrects all uses of "soccer" to "football".
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