Good patent ideas

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A device that reads your mind and says aloud everything you want to say but can't.
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flavored bricks (comes in lemon, chocolate, cherry, and birthday cake)
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A hat that actually fits on my head.
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a therapist that actually shrinks heads
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A device that has a light which turns on when its light fails.
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an escalator that also tells you how much you weigh via app
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A swimming lane for people who would rather just walk.
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Pokemon Stop
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a new kind of cactus
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softer rocks
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socks that keep your feet cool on hot days
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Anti-spicy sauce, in case you go a little overboard on your soup.
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mini replica statues of liberty that cry tears of agony when they see refugees and immigrants pouring into our counrty nowadays. also their frock is inscribed with the christian fish symbol
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golden shirt, made by footlooms powered by child labor. stylish and affordable
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A gun that shoots bread.

Also: A bread that shoots guns.
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breed of dog that never stops running in circles chasing itself. political commentary??
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Political commentary that never stops running in circles chasing itself.
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bread bowl... of weed, man!!!!! you smoke the bowl of weed, and then you eat the bbread part to take care of the munchies. welcome to colorado, where you get rocky mountain hiiiiigh south park.
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Clothes that change colors when they are washed.
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Bong with etching on inside of bowl; as resin builds up from use, decontextualized bible verses condemning refugees and immigrants are revealed.
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A bong that's actually pronounced "böng".
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dogs bred to shitpost
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alchemical bong that converts regular rocks into various shades of Drug. looks like the philosopher's stoned!!!!
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a kind of drug that doesn't get you Teen Pregnant
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a new drug - one that won't hurt my head,
One that won't make my mouth too dry, or make my eyes too red.

One that won't make me nervous, wonderin' what to do.
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you
I'm alone with you.
I'm alone with you baby. sax solo
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