Good patent ideas

a choose-your-own-adventure book, but with a heavyhanded political moral

edit: oh wait, wheat already posted that one last page under a spoiler

crypto currency based on a system similar to the way you draw tiles during scrabble games

crypto currency based on a system similar to a game of boggle

crypto currency based on magic the gathering online trading card game website

Canned bread

best patent since sliced bread

edit: wait if i slice the can open am i infringing or not

any modification to an existing or outdated patent cannot be patented.

For example, combining two types of screwdrivers into one screwdriver is a modification to one or the other screwdriver.

Maybe if you slice the can with a Limited Edition Canned Bread Can Slicer™
oh no, that's my patent now

autodialer that tells people the wrong places and times voting booths open, that knows only how to dial minorities

steampunk crypto currency

edible crypto currency

radio that never plays country or rap

Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins

Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins

banks are already just tombs for dollars

banks: where money goes to die

form of youtube that instantly detects feminist content and replaces it with slaughterhouse footage + animal screams

jimmy... you know how your allowance was getting sick... so we took it out to the stock market, where it can run and play with all the other definitely-real money and get fresh air! it just wants to circulate, jimmy, it's much happier now

a way to somehow add both a "KKK" and a cent symbol in place of the c in the word "america"

Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins

A version of The Game for picking up skeletons

also an alchemical process that turns regular skeleton bones into gold

Has anyone patented the patent process yet

an alchemical process that turns gold skeleton bones into golden .45 revolver bullets

Has anyone patented the patent process yet

not yet... maybe you should be more patent!!!!

it's like twitter, but for tweets

it's like uber, but for cars to find drivers

shoes for patriots

it's like facebook, but for food


foodbook





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