Good patent ideas

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Good patent ideas
#26
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a choose-your-own-adventure book, but with a heavyhanded political moral

edit: oh wait, wheat already posted that one last page under a spoiler
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#27
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crypto currency based on a system similar to the way you draw tiles during scrabble games
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#28
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crypto currency based on a system similar to a game of boggle
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#29
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crypto currency based on magic the gathering online trading card game website
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#30
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(10-08-2015, 05:01 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »
(10-08-2015, 04:30 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Canned bread

best patent since sliced bread

edit: wait if i slice the can open am i infringing or not

any modification to an existing or outdated patent cannot be patented.

For example, combining two types of screwdrivers into one screwdriver is a modification to one or the other screwdriver.

Maybe if you slice the can with a Limited Edition Canned Bread Can Slicer™
oh no, that's my patent now
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#31
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autodialer that tells people the wrong places and times voting booths open, that knows only how to dial minorities
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#32
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steampunk crypto currency
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#33
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edible crypto currency
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#34
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radio that never plays country or rap
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#35
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Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins
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#36
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(10-08-2015, 05:11 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins

banks are already just tombs for dollars
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#37
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banks: where money goes to die
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#38
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form of youtube that instantly detects feminist content and replaces it with slaughterhouse footage + animal screams
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#39
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jimmy... you know how your allowance was getting sick... so we took it out to the stock market, where it can run and play with all the other definitely-real money and get fresh air! it just wants to circulate, jimmy, it's much happier now
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#40
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a way to somehow add both a "KKK" and a cent symbol in place of the c in the word "america"
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#41
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(10-08-2015, 05:11 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins

A version of The Game for picking up skeletons
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#42
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also an alchemical process that turns regular skeleton bones into gold
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#43
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Has anyone patented the patent process yet
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#44
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an alchemical process that turns gold skeleton bones into golden .45 revolver bullets
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#45
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(10-08-2015, 05:18 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Has anyone patented the patent process yet

not yet... maybe you should be more patent!!!!
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#46
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it's like twitter, but for tweets
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#47
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it's like uber, but for cars to find drivers
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#48
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shoes for patriots
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#49
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it's like facebook, but for food


foodbook





fookbood
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#50
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facefill
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