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And then I got kicked in the face
04-12-2012, 03:58 AM
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You'd think that would finally make you spit out that pea.
04-12-2012, 12:59 PM
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Pharmacy discovers the wonders of texting into IRC.

Quote:[19:23] <Pharmacy> Hi
[19:24] <PickYerPoison> heya
[19:25] <Pharmacy> How does phone work
[19:25] <Pharmacy> Aaaa
[19:25] <PickYerPoison> D:
[19:26] <PickYerPoison> you hit buttons and then talk and um uh I DON'T KNOW I DON'T WORK WELL UNDER PRESSURE
[19:26] <Pharmacy> My fingers
[19:26] <Pharmacy> Are
[19:26] <Pharmacy> FAY
[19:26] <Pharmacy> FAT
[19:26] <Pharmacy> how yoy type on this
[19:27] <PickYerPoison> boop beep beep boop beep HELLO THIS IS TECH SUPPORT HOW MAY WE HELP YOU
[19:27] <PickYerPoison> HELP HOW DO I DIAL A PHONE
[19:28] <Pharmacy> How yoy type pn this
[19:28] <PickYerPoison> wait are you using a phone
[19:29] <Pharmacy> yea
[19:31] <Pharmacy> I giess if i tap ligjtly
[19:31] <Pharmacy> I can get likr accurate reasonable texts???
[19:31] <PickYerPoison> xD
[19:31] <PickYerPoison> this is
[19:31] <PickYerPoison> the best thing
[19:32] <Pharmacy> Why?
[19:32] <Pharmacy> :p[19:32] <PickYerPoison> it's just funny
[19:34] <Pharmacy> Man
[19:34] <Pharmacy> I feel baf
[19:34] <Pharmacy> For byb
[19:35] <PickYerPoison> how come?
[19:35] <PickYerPoison> I mean I think I know why
[19:35] <PickYerPoison> but I want to see if I'm right
[19:36] <Pharmacy> Welll
[19:36] <Pharmacy> He qants to do exciti ff thinfs
[19:37] <Pharmacy> Vut he doesnt think really far
[19:38] <Pharmacy> Or maulybe he does
[19:38] <Pharmacy> I hate my textinf skills
[19:38] <PickYerPoison> pffffffhahahahahahaha
[19:38] <PickYerPoison> I can just barely understand what you're saying this is fantastic
[19:38] <PickYerPoison> what kinda phone are you on
[19:39] <Pharmacy> Iphpne
[19:39] <Pharmacy> Iphone
[19:39] <PickYerPoison> doesn't that have autocorrect?
[19:40] <Pharmacy> Not that isee
[19:40] <Pharmacy> At lsast dormmobbit
[19:40] <Pharmacy> For mivvit
[19:45] <Pharmacy> So any paldns for s!1
[19:45] <PickYerPoison> nizzo frightening people in a swimming pool
[19:45] <PickYerPoison> that's uh
[19:45] <PickYerPoison> kinda it at this point :<
[19:46] <Pharmacy> Awbirs okay
[19:47] <Pharmacy> We shous d
[19:47] <Pharmacy> Totally
[19:47] <Pharmacy> Meet up
[19:47] <Pharmacy> Well ay leasr our charaxters
[19:48] <PickYerPoison> so tschic can have jellyfishbackpack
[19:48] <PickYerPoison> oh my god you typing is making me giggle I don't giggle what is this
[19:49] <Pharmacy> AM I BECOMING Maoky
[19:49] <PickYerPoison> no with malky you can tell what she's saying
[19:49] <PickYerPoison> with you it's half puzzle half hilarity
[19:50] <Pharmacy> Typpubg os an enternal curse
[19:50] <Pharmacy> Bur yeah
[19:50] <PickYerPoison> nonsense, always do this forever this is the best thing
[19:51] <Pharmacy> Can wr do jelllybavkpack
[19:51] <Pharmacy> Thateilll bw cool
[19:51] <PickYerPoison> yesssss
[19:52] <Pharmacy> I hope itisnt really plabnigTOO far ahead
[19:52] <PickYerPoison> hardly!
[19:52] <Pharmacy> Really ifubbo
[19:52] <Pharmacy> Idubbo
[19:52] <Pharmacy> Idunni
[19:53] <Pharmacy> Fuck
[19:54] <PickYerPoison> hahahahaaaaa
[19:54] <Pharmacy> I tgi k like
[19:55] <Pharmacy> I am supet excited for roubd 2
[19:55] <Pharmacy> I hope ou are too
[19:55] <PickYerPoison> yessss
[19:55] <PickYerPoison> nizzo will be more nizzo-y in round two
[19:55] <Pharmacy> I hpe to expand on tschic
[19:55] <Pharmacy> More
[19:56] <Pharmacy> Anyaay class is syarting
[19:56] <Pharmacy> So ill go
[19:56] <PickYerPoison> see yaaaaaaaa :D
[19:56] <Pharmacy> And whrn i get vack
[19:56] <Pharmacy> My spellibg eill be less atrocisous
[19:56] <PickYerPoison> but
[19:56] <PickYerPoison> but this is so great
[19:57] <Pharmacy> You could post tgis pnirc
[19:57] <Pharmacy> Ob eagle time urc
[19:57] <Pharmacy> Irc hears
[19:57] <Pharmacy> Threax
[19:57] <Pharmacy> Fuck
[19:57] <PickYerPoison> pffffffhahahaha
[19:57] <PickYerPoison> is that permission
[19:57] <Pharmacy> Tes
[19:57] <Pharmacy> Yes
[19:57] <PickYerPoison> yesssssss
[19:57] <PickYerPoison> see ya :3
[19:58] <Pharmacy> Bai

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04-13-2012, 01:01 AM
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Quote:<Jacquerel> if you stare too long into the abyss you've just wasted a whole load of time doing shit all
04-14-2012, 02:38 AM
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In which MrGuy ruins the space-time continuum:

Spoiler :
(5:02:16 PM) The topic for #eagletime is: Welcome to the Ixcalibur Memorial Zombie Shelter oh and sometimes eagles
(5:02:25 PM) You are now known as waterbottles
(5:02:31 PM) MrGuy: Hi bottles
(5:07:15 PM) FakeImpostor [~fakeimpos@mobile-166-147-110-086.mycingular.net] entered the room.
(5:20:30 PM) Godbot [~Godbot@] entered the room.
(5:21:28 PM) waterbottles: Hey MrGuy from 20 minutes ago!
(5:21:45 PM) waterbottles: Sigh...
(5:21:49 PM) waterbottles: Don't get me started.
(5:21:57 PM) MrGuy: Awwww, sorry to hear it.
(5:22:06 PM) waterbottles: First of all, most humans have evolved into pure energy beings.
(5:22:13 PM) waterbottles: The rest of us are ridiculed.
(5:22:18 PM) waterbottles: And made to be slaves.
(5:22:23 PM) Jacquerel: look you just can't understand
(5:22:29 PM) MrGuy: Am I one, bottles?
(5:22:34 PM) Jacquerel: being pure energy is fucking awesome
(5:22:34 PM) waterbottles: Actually, I probably don't have much time here until I'm caught.
(5:22:37 PM) MrGuy: I'll make a note to acquire you and give you white collar work.
(5:22:48 PM) Jacquerel: you don't know what you're missing, you /deserve/ our ridicule
(5:22:55 PM) Godbot left the room (quit: Client Quit).
(5:22:58 PM) waterbottles: I haven't been able to get ahold of Eagletime, just only you peeps from 20 mins ago.
(5:23:09 PM) MrGuy: Shame.
(5:23:18 PM) waterbottles: Thanks, Jacquerel.
(5:23:25 PM) waterbottles: It's racism like this I'm fighting against.
(5:23:32 PM) MrGuy: Wow Jac I thought you guys were pure energy
(5:23:34 PM) MrGuy: not pure douchebags
(5:23:37 PM) Jacquerel: it's not racism it's just pest control
(5:23:46 PM) waterbottles: Wow.
(5:24:02 PM) waterbottles: I'd expect chat like that from Slorange or Schazer, but you?
(5:24:10 PM) waterbottles: (Maybe even Fogel too).
(5:24:12 PM) waterbottles: No, not you.
(5:24:17 PM) Jacquerel: except instead of killing you we just tell everyone that you're awful
(5:24:18 PM) waterbottles: For shame.
(5:24:21 PM) Jacquerel: you should be grateful really
(5:24:28 PM) g0m: waterbottles called you racists slorange and dragonfogel
(5:24:36 PM) Papillon: tattletale
(5:24:37 PM) waterbottles: I'd rather die than have my freedom stolen from me!
(5:24:47 PM) MrGuy: Oh, well
(5:24:47 PM) Jacquerel: if being made of pure energy is wrong I don't want to be right
(5:24:49 PM) MrGuy: That can be arranged
(5:24:54 PM) ***MrGuy kills bottles from twenty minutes ago,
(5:24:56 PM) MrGuy: * ago.
(5:24:59 PM) g0m: tattling is cool and hip
(5:25:05 PM) waterbottles: SHIT!
(5:25:08 PM) Jacquerel: damn it Guy what are you doing
(5:25:19 PM) Jacquerel: you'll collapse the waveform or some sciency nonsense like that!
(5:25:33 PM) MrGuy: Well obviously this will prevent energy beings from happening!
(5:25:33 PM) ***waterbottles disappears into nothing
(5:25:36 PM) MrGuy: Or destroy the world
(5:25:37 PM) MrGuy: whichever
(5:25:56 PM) You are now known as waterbottlesfrom20minago
(5:26:00 PM) waterbottlesfrom20minago: Hey guys, what's up?
(5:26:09 PM) ***MrGuy PEW PEW
(5:26:18 PM) waterbottlesfrom20minago: OH SHIT!
(5:26:28 PM) ***waterbottlesfrom20minago bleeds to death
(5:26:37 PM) You are now known as waterbottlesghost
(5:26:38 PM) MrGuy: hooray for saving the world
(5:27:03 PM) FakeImpostor left the room (quit: Quit: Colloquy for iPad - http://colloquy.mobi).
(5:27:09 PM) waterbottlesghost: (why did you kill me?)
(5:27:21 PM) waterbottlesghost: (all I said was "Hey")
(5:27:31 PM) DragonFogel: If only we were beings of pure energy, this terrible tragedy would never have happened.
(5:27:38 PM) Godbot [~Godbot@] entered the room.
(5:27:41 PM) DragonFogel: We should figure out how to do that in the next 20 minutes.
(5:27:56 PM) ***MrGuy shoots Fogel from five minutes in the past
(5:27:59 PM) Jacquerel: haha what kind of loser would want to be made of pure energy
(5:28:06 PM) MrGuy: or... 25 minutes?
(5:28:08 PM) MrGuy: I'm confused now.
(5:28:17 PM) Godbot: so, uh, guys
(5:28:31 PM) MrGuy: Yeah
(5:28:38 PM) DragonFogel: I think you just shot yourself five minutes before you said anything.
(5:28:43 PM) Godbot: not to alarm anyone but the physics department /might/ have just catapulted the chemistry department into the stratosphere
(5:28:43 PM) waterbottlesghost: You think you can resurrect me, and wipe my memory of this horrible experience?
(5:28:50 PM) Godbot: like, just a little bit
(5:28:55 PM) Godbot: so, fallout shelters?
(5:28:57 PM) Godbot: possibly?
(5:28:58 PM) waterbottlesghost: (when you turn into energy?)
(5:28:59 PM) Godbot: might be a good idea
(5:29:02 PM) Godbot: 'kay, thanks
(5:29:11 PM) Godbot: y'know I mean I'm sure it's nothing, but, just to be sure
(5:29:18 PM) DragonFogel: Well, probably. But we might not be able to evolve a ressurrected person into pure energy.
(5:29:27 PM) waterbottlesghost: (I'll take that chance)
(5:29:29 PM) Godbot: oh, what? no, never
(5:29:34 PM) Godbot: that can't happen
(5:29:36 PM) waterbottlesghost: (I'll be eternally grateful)
(5:29:51 PM) waterbottlesghost: (And promise not to rebel or be resentful in anyway)
(5:31:04 PM) MrGuy: WAIT NO.
(5:31:06 PM) MrGuy: I finally got this.
(5:31:25 PM) ***MrGuy goes back in time to when hominids first began appearing and exterminates them.
(5:32:27 PM) You are now known as waterbottles
(5:32:35 PM) waterbottles: Fuck those energy beings.
(5:32:48 PM) DragonFogel is now known as DinosaurFogel
(5:32:51 PM) waterbottles: I need to get in contact with peeps and warn them how terrible these peeps are.
(5:33:04 PM) MrGuy is now known as RaptorGuy
(5:33:11 PM) RaptorGuy: Sup, Fogel.
(5:33:23 PM) ***DinosaurFogel devours Guy messily.
(5:33:25 PM) Godbot is now known as Sunbot
(5:33:27 PM) Sunbot is now known as Sunrock
(5:33:38 PM) Sanzh [Mibbit@mask220.pugetsound.edu] entered the room.
(5:33:46 PM) ***RaptorGuy claws out Fogel's stomach with the last of his strength.
(5:34:26 PM) ***DinosaurFogel falls over and lands on Waterbottles, crushing her to death.
(5:34:35 PM) You are now known as waterbottlesghost
(5:34:43 PM) waterbottlesghost: (Son of a bitch, not again!)
(5:34:59 PM) RaptorGuy is now known as MrGhost
(5:35:07 PM) MrGhost: (It's okay, Fogel and I are dead too )
(5:35:10 PM) DinosaurFogel is now known as GhostFogel
(5:35:10 PM) You are now known as ghostbottles
(5:35:30 PM) Papillon is now known as Phantillon
(5:35:32 PM) GhostFogel: Well, now they're probably going to evolve into energy dinosaurs and ressurect us without our memories.
(5:35:37 PM) ghostbottles: (If you guys were alive, I'd haunt the f out of you)
(5:36:10 PM) g0m: so what's going on in this channel
(5:36:17 PM) MrGhost: We're all fossil fuel.
(5:36:22 PM) g0m: cool beans
(5:36:42 PM) GhostFogel: g0m, are you an energy dinosaur now?
(5:36:44 PM) ghostbottles: (MrGuy, this is what happens when you cause a time paradox!)
(5:36:57 PM) MrGhost: Guys I am
(5:36:58 PM) MrGhost: ridicks hungry
(5:37:01 PM) MrGhost: what the shit
(5:37:02 PM) Sunrock: welp
(5:37:06 PM) Sunrock: must suck being mortal, huh
(5:37:06 PM) g0m: make some chili
(5:37:08 PM) MrGhost: I eat and then it's like
(5:37:15 PM) Sunrock: don't have to deal with that now that I'm a being of pure energy and stuff
(5:37:16 PM) ghostbottles: (You shouldn't be; you're dead)
(5:37:18 PM) MrGhost: nope, still hungry
(5:37:26 PM) MrGhost: g0m I don't have chili components
(5:37:56 PM) g0m: I do
(5:37:57 PM) ghostbottles: (Stop rubbing it in, Sunrock / dumb ol' Godbot)
(5:37:59 PM) g0m: I'll lend you some
(5:38:02 PM) Sunrock: SO HEY
(5:38:05 PM) Sunrock: THE LAND OF THE LIVING
(5:38:07 PM) whoosh left the room (quit: Quit: Leaving.).
(5:38:30 PM) ghostbottles: (IT'S PRETTY GREAT WISH YOU WERE HERE)
(5:38:36 PM) GhostFogel: It's okay, except for these energy beings who keep rubbing it in our faces that we're dead and not energy beings.
(5:38:41 PM) GhostFogel: Man, those guys are jerks.
(5:38:44 PM) MrGhost: Well.
(5:38:45 PM) MrGhost: We're ghosts.
(5:38:49 PM) MrGhost: That's KIND OF like being energy beings.
(5:38:54 PM) MrGhost: In fact, we're BETTER than them!
(5:39:01 PM) ghostbottles: (By god, you're right!)
(5:39:03 PM) MrGhost: We can still manipulate non-electrical objects.
(5:39:06 PM) MrGhost: Let's subjugate those fuckers!
(5:39:15 PM) Sunrock: aw, what?
(5:39:17 PM) ghostbottles: (Wooooo!)
(5:39:24 PM) Sunrock: man, I exist on levels you don't even have comprehension of
(5:39:29 PM) Sunrock: and also levels where I'm a rock
(5:39:31 PM) Phantillon: why are we dead
(5:39:32 PM) ghostbottles: (Memo: Energy beings suck)
(5:39:33 PM) SolarAway is now known as Solaris
(5:39:38 PM) ***MrGhost picks up Sunrock and throws him into a lake
(5:39:42 PM) Solaris is now known as Writelaris
(5:39:43 PM) Sunrock: aw man no don't
(5:39:57 PM) MrGhost: poltergeist power
(5:40:01 PM) Sunrock: this sucks
(5:40:06 PM) ghostbottles: (High five!!)
(5:40:30 PM) ***GhostFogel moves some furniture around and arranges it into letters that spell out "ENERGY BEINGS ARE SUPER LAME-O"
(5:41:08 PM) Sanzh: whuh
(5:41:46 PM) ghostbottles: (I guess you can haunt energy beings!)
(5:41:52 PM) ghostbottles: (Sweet)
(5:42:12 PM) GhostFogel: Sanzh, mucking around with the timestream has created a world where ghosts and energy beings are at war and also dinosaurs.
(5:42:13 PM) Sunrock: sweet? you still have a concept of taste, huh?
(5:42:15 PM) Sunrock: that's /cute/.
(5:42:44 PM) GhostFogel: It's up to you as the last remnant of the old timeline to decide which of us will be victorious (psst, pick the ghosts).
(5:42:54 PM) Sanzh: Aw what
(5:42:59 PM) Sanzh: why do I have to decide
(5:43:02 PM) MrGhost: Yeah, Sunrock
(5:43:02 PM) GhostFogel: And you DEFINITELY shouldn't ignore both sides and try to find a way to restore the original timeline.
(5:43:10 PM) MrGhost: It sure must be great never having ice cream or bacon anymore.
(5:43:14 PM) MrGhost: Or cheese, for that matter!
(5:43:20 PM) ***MrGhost eats some DELICIOUS ICE CREAM.
(5:43:35 PM) Dragonpaul [Mibbit@d4-50-22-33.try.wideopenwest.com] entered the room.
(5:43:36 PM) Sunrock: man, whatever
(5:43:45 PM) MrGhost: Also worth noting:
(5:43:47 PM) Sunrock: manipulated probability to explode hydrogen in /space/ lately
(5:43:49 PM) Sunrock: I DON'T THINK SO
(5:43:49 PM) MrGhost: Energy beings can't have sex
(5:44:02 PM) Sanzh: Neither can ghosts
(5:44:03 PM) Sunrock: guy
(5:44:07 PM) MrGhost: WE TOTALLY CAN.
(5:44:07 PM) Sunrock: guy, listen
(5:44:08 PM) Sunrock: it is like having sex with space all the time
(5:44:14 PM) Sunrock: all the time, forever
(5:44:15 PM) MrGhost: space is a terrible lover.
(5:44:30 PM) Sunrock: man, whatever! you're dead!
(5:44:39 PM) MrGhost: Yeah, and that means I'm eternal
(5:44:42 PM) MrGhost: Tell me, Godbot
(5:44:42 PM) Sunrock: that's, like, necrophilia
(5:44:57 PM) MrGhost: I notice you luminesce
(5:45:14 PM) MrGhost: What happens when you're entirely converted into electromagnetic radiation huh
(5:45:15 PM) MrGhost: then what
(5:45:17 PM) MrGhost: no more sunrock
(5:45:18 PM) MrGhost: just light
(5:45:24 PM) Sunrock: and then I BE AMAZING FOREVER
(5:45:34 PM) Sunrock: you wouldn't understand
(5:45:36 PM) MrGhost: yeah, until you hit a black hole
(5:45:43 PM) MrGhost: ghosts don't need to worry about black holes
(5:45:45 PM) Sunrock: well then you die too!
(5:45:49 PM) ghostbottles: Ghosts can travel faster than light.
(5:45:51 PM) MrGhost: We're already dead, dummy~
(5:45:52 PM) MrGhost: Also that!
(5:45:56 PM) ghostbottles: Unlike lame ol' energy beings.
(5:46:03 PM) Sunrock: they actually can't, don't know where you got that from
(5:46:04 PM) GhostFogel: Hey, I bet I can possess a black hole!
(5:46:09 PM) ghostbottles: I'm pretty sure that's a fact I didn't just make up.
(5:46:09 PM) GhostFogel is now known as BlackHoleFogel
(5:46:15 PM) BlackHoleFogel: Oh man, this is totally sweet.
(5:46:23 PM) ghostbottles: Holy shit, get away from us!
(5:46:25 PM) ***MrGhost possesses a neutron star why not
(5:46:26 PM) Jacquerel: nothing real can move faster than the speed of light but everyone knows ghosts don't exist so they can
(5:46:27 PM) soundlyParanoid: oh no
(5:46:29 PM) Sunrock: isn't it, now?
(5:46:29 PM) MrGhost is now known as MrNeutronStar
(5:46:31 PM) ghostbottles: Get the energy beings!
(5:46:38 PM) BlackHoleFogel: Do you guys even realize how much mass this thing has?
(5:46:42 PM) Sunrock: pretty much nothing better than being BEINGS OF PURE ENERGY, just sayin'
(5:46:47 PM) BlackHoleFogel: It's like driving a billion tanks.
(5:46:56 PM) Sunrock: ghostbottles you might wanna get in on this
(5:46:58 PM) Sunrock: not that you're good enough
(5:47:05 PM) ghostbottles: Just make sure not to get us by accident.
(5:47:07 PM) Sunrock: since apparently you went and died
(5:47:08 PM) BlackHoleFogel: Sunrock, I am DRIVING A BLACK HOLE here.
(5:47:10 PM) Sunrock: I mean, who /does/ that
(5:47:16 PM) Sunrock: I KNOW, RIGHT
(5:47:21 PM) BlackHoleFogel: That is WAY more awesome than anything you could be doing.
(5:47:29 PM) MrNeutronStar is now known as MrBlackHole
(5:47:33 PM) MrBlackHole: fuck
(5:47:34 PM) You are now known as ghostssupermassivebottleshole
(5:47:34 PM) Sunrock: I'm orbiting like a fuckton of planets
(5:47:41 PM) MrBlackHole: some jerk added too much mass to me and I collapsed under my own weight
(5:47:48 PM) Sanzh is now known as qwubble
(5:47:52 PM) qwubble: sup
(5:47:55 PM) Sunrock: OH SHIT
(5:47:58 PM) Jacquerel: you're orbiting the planets?
(5:48:01 PM) You are now known as ghostsupermassiveblackholebott
(5:48:09 PM) Jacquerel: I guess it helps to mix things up once in a while
(5:48:14 PM) soundlyParanoid: OH GOD
(5:48:14 PM) MrBlackHole: guys
(5:48:15 PM) MrBlackHole: let's collide
(5:48:16 PM) Sunrock: jac why do you talk
(5:48:28 PM) MrBlackHole: let's become one huge black hole and put all the stuff around us into bottles' galaxy
(5:48:36 PM) qwubble: Jacquerel get in my lasagnaverse.
(5:48:46 PM) ghostsupermassiveblackholebott: LET'S DO THIS
(5:48:49 PM) soundlyParanoid is now known as supermassiveParanoid
(5:49:02 PM) Jacquerel: I love talking
(5:49:06 PM) supermassiveParanoid: WHAT IN THE HELL
(5:49:11 PM) You are now known as SUPERMASSIVEBOTTLES
(5:49:21 PM) MrBlackHole is now known as MrGuy
(5:49:35 PM) Jacquerel: there is no better sound than that of my own voice
(5:49:36 PM) MrGuy: Oh, hey, I came out of a wormhole into a universe without dumb ghosts and energy beings.
(5:49:37 PM) MrGuy: Phew!
(5:49:49 PM) ***supermassiveParanoid CRUSHES PUNY MRGUY MAN
(5:49:55 PM) qwubble is now known as Sanzh
(5:49:58 PM) BlackHoleFogel is now known as DragonFogel
(5:50:02 PM) SUPERMASSIVEBOTTLES: I swear, if you fuck up this universe too, next PAX I see you at I'm going to beat you up.
(5:50:07 PM) supermassiveParanoid is now known as soundlyParanoid
(5:50:08 PM) You are now known as waterbottles
(5:50:11 PM) Pharmacy [Mibbit@college9-20-204.resnet.ucsc.edu] entered the room.
(5:50:18 PM) Sunrock is now known as Godbot
(5:50:25 PM) waterbottles: Racism is over!
(5:50:31 PM) MrGuy: So it WILL be annual? :D
(5:50:32 PM) Pharmacy: woo
(5:50:32 PM) Pharmacy: wait
(5:50:33 PM) Pharmacy: what
(5:50:41 PM) MrGuy: PAX meetups I mean.
(5:50:50 PM) waterbottles: Yes. There will always be meet ups at PAX.
(5:51:03 PM) waterbottles: There were last year, there was this year, there will forever be.
(5:51:13 PM) MrGuy: There was one last year? Huh.
(5:51:17 PM) MrGuy: I NEVER KNEW.
(5:51:25 PM) waterbottles: Pretend I used proper consistent grammar there.
(5:51:48 PM) waterbottles: Yes, Pharmacy, racism is over.
(5:51:56 PM) waterbottles: There was no context ever.
(5:52:39 PM) Jacquerel: we showed those energy being bastards what for
(5:52:57 PM) waterbottles: If I remember correctly, you were on their side!
(5:53:19 PM) waterbottles: You were the most racist of all!
(5:53:23 PM) Jacquerel: why would I want to be an energy being?
(5:53:26 PM) Jacquerel: those guys suck
(5:56:13 PM) Godbot left the room (quit: Quit: Godbot).
(5:56:47 PM) waterbottles: (5:22:34 PM) Jacquerel: being pure energy is fucking awesome
(5:56:47 PM) waterbottles: (5:23:37 PM) Jacquerel: it's not racism it's just pest control
(5:57:07 PM) Jacquerel: That's forged
(5:57:33 PM) waterbottles: Forged like your love for non-energy beings.
(5:57:45 PM) waterbottles: Racist
(5:57:52 PM) Jacquerel: (5:22:34 PM)waterbottles I love energy beings so much and also I don't understand time travel
(5:58:00 PM) Jacquerel: SO CONVINCING
(5:58:28 PM) waterbottles: I WAS IN SLAVERY
(5:58:52 PM) waterbottles: You, Jacquerel, are the forger.
(5:58:59 PM) MrGuy: Magic bagging!
(5:59:02 PM) Jacquerel: or am I?
(5:59:05 PM) ***MrGuy votes to lynch bottles
(5:59:23 PM) Jacquerel: (5:59:34 PM) waterbottles: No, I was the forger and Jacquerel is incredibly handsome
(5:59:50 PM) waterbottles: Hm, well that does partly sound like something I'd say.
(5:59:58 PM) waterbottles: NO WAIT
(6:00:13 PM) waterbottles: Liar!
(6:00:29 PM) Jacquerel: such accusations!
(6:03:43 PM) waterbottles: MrGuy.
(6:03:54 PM) MrGuy: Yes.
(6:04:04 PM) waterbottles: Do you promise not to start anymore time paradoxes in our nice, new, clean universe?
(6:05:10 PM) MrGuy: Sure.
(6:05:29 PM) waterbottles: Thanks!
(6:05:41 PM) waterbottles: I really appreciate it.
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The dramatic return of slipsicle (more on this shocking story as it develops!)

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Quote:<Sanzh> Round 2: woffs as king of the mongol muggles
* terrorPhysicist (~Apple@c-67-185-148-150.hsd1.wa.comcast.net) has joined #grandbattle
<Solaris> . . .
<DragonFogel> GAH!
<woffs> :O
<Pinary> Holy crap
<Solaris> LIES
<woffs> : O
<terrorPhysicist> hey dudes
<Solaris> NO
<DragonFogel> YOU DON'T EXIST!
<PickYerPoison> holy shit
<Solaris> NO
<terrorPhysicist> so here is deal
* Pinary runs for the hills
<woffs> hi slips
<Solaris> FUCK YOU
<terrorPhysicist> been working all day every day for the last few months
<woffs> we missed you
<PickYerPoison> XX I told you
* Solaris cries and sobs all over slips
<terrorPhysicist> have my first day off tomorrow
<PickYerPoison> no more goat sacrifices
<terrorPhysicist> I will post.
<terrorPhysicist> multiple times.
<terrorPhysicist> in multiple battles.
* Solaris sobs sobs sobs sobs
<Pinary> This is a shocking event
<MrGuy> oh fuck
<MrGuy> it's slips
<woffs> XX you probably want to see this so pinged
<Pinary> Make with the reporting, Woffles Cronkite!
<MrGuy> It's like Times's return all over again
<MrGuy> What next
<MrGuy> MyifanW????
<woffs> my men are logging this as we speak
<Solaris> Myw
<Solaris> exists
<XX> see what
<XX> wha
<XX> I am busy
<terrorPhysicist> can't stay long, off to more things right now, but tomorrow I'm going to like
<terrorPhysicist> be on here
<DragonFogel> Myifan exists, he just doesn't post or talk about battles.
<TimeothyHour> all of the chaos
<terrorPhysicist> and
<terrorPhysicist> stuff.
<woffs> slip
<XX> slips what
<XX> slips dang
<Pinary> Huzzah, being on and stuff!
<Solaris> he like, goes the same school as malky
<terrorPhysicist> and then posting will happen.
<XX> slips go back to the orgy
<Pinary> Slips, do you have any words of wisdom for the kids at home?
<XX> nothing interesting's happening
<Godbot> oh what
<Godbot> hey slips
<Sanzh> woah o:
* Pinary cloud of microphones.
<woffs> slip what is your job?
<terrorPhysicist> kids, don't eat cheese when you're lactose intolerant
<terrorPhysicist> and also mayo is gross
<XX> o:
<Pharmacy> slips
<Pharmacy> oh
<Pharmacy> mygod
<Pharmacy> omg
<woffs> i am not yelling anything
<Pharmacy> asghy
<Pharmacy> hgf
<woffs> I am a terrible reporter
<Pharmacy> bh
<Pharmacy> sd
<terrorPhysicist> I had no idea my return would be so momentus
<DragonFogel> Slip, you should probably know that we`re working on round ends in GBS2 and SB and that these round end decisions were based on not seeing you in ages.
<Pharmacy> holy shit
<MrGuy> Hey guys, I have a serious question
<terrorPhysicist> yeeaaaaaahhhh I kinda figured
<MrGuy> I'm writing a letter to my favorite English teacher of all time
<terrorPhysicist> SB is my first priority right now since I actually know what I'm doing there
<MrGuy> And I'm trying to figure out what to mention
<DragonFogel> That makes one of us.
<MrGuy> In addition to how well he ran his class
<MrGuy> And how he encouraged me
<terrorPhysicist> then I'll be catching up a post in GBe, and then GBS2
<XX> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2n4dy...o1_500.jpg
<MrGuy> And thanking him for the college rec
<terrorPhysicist> RS and BRS2 I am less... certain about.
<woffs> RS is currently getting roundended
<terrorPhysicist> so I may have to think on those a bit.
<woffs> so even if you would you probably couldn't
<terrorPhysicist> well that's good, Vuul should die
<Godbot> oh right
<Solaris> no
<woffs> it's not vuul
<Sanzh> Maybe mention that he was part of your growth as a writer and woah you write all of the time now
<terrorPhysicist> I have no idea what to do with that guy
<woffs> it's martin
<Godbot> slips, I'm writing for BRS2 and it's going really slowly
<terrorPhysicist> oh.
<Solaris> Baph forfiet
<terrorPhysicist> oh ok
<Godbot> can I steal jeremy and bring him with wardell and geoff
<Godbot> and get him involved in mysteries
<DragonFogel> I volunteered to replace for Vuul, though.
<TimeothyHour> oh man vruul
<terrorPhysicist> go ahead
<Godbot> neat
<PickYerPoison> (XX what is this)
<DragonFogel> Anyways, Slip.
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<terrorPhysicist> maybe it'll give me some ideas of what to do with Jer
<TimeothyHour> vruul is great
<XX> a recreation of the door from Titanic
<Pharmacy> alright
<terrorPhysicist> yes fogel?
<XX> and how you can fit people on it
<Pharmacy> I am going to eat
<PickYerPoison> oh
<Pharmacy> and go to calss
<terrorPhysicist> see pharms :)
<Pharmacy> seeya chaps and chapettes
<PickYerPoison> bye pharms :3
<DragonFogel> We are pretty much two posts away from round end right now in GBS2 and SB.
<XX> slips do you want anything to happen in Vuul for the rest of this round
<XX> I'm doing the deathpost
<Pharmacy> nice to see your back slips
<XX> *to
<terrorPhysicist> I uhhhhhhh do not know.
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<woffs> I want something to happen in vuul ;)
<terrorPhysicist> Fogel, my post in SB won't mess up many plans
<MrGuy> Sanzh I started battles before this class so
<terrorPhysicist> or any, I should hope
<DragonFogel> Also, I was sort of thinking of connecting those two deaths.
<MrGuy> Eh, I'll keep it short and sweet.
<terrorPhysicist> connecting what two deaths
<terrorPhysicist> also am I being eliminated in SB :(
<Sanzh> Guy it's called politely lying
<MrGuy> Fuck that shit
* Anomaly (Mibbit@pool-173-57-112-80.dllstx.fios.verizon.net) has joined #grandbattle
<MrGuy> Hi noms
<MalkyTop> wait what
<terrorPhysicist> hey noms
<engietypefk> anomaly!~
<Anomaly> hello
<Godbot> hey noms
<Pinary> If you're going to lie, be as impolite as possible
<DragonFogel> Disappearing for months and a desperate need to end the round, Slip.
<woffs> I once got scouted as a writer it felt pretty good
<MrGuy> Fogel, who I am picking completely at random and not because I expect him to agree with me, back me up here
<terrorPhysicist> oh may halky
<Anomaly> ...science?
<MalkyTop> slips you're here
<MalkyTop> what
<DragonFogel> About whatÉ
<MrGuy> Isn't politely lying bullshit compared to semi-politely truthing
<terrorPhysicist> so I'm being eliminated in both SB and GBS2?
<terrorPhysicist> but I can post now :(
<Pinary> "No, those fucking pants don't make your shitty-ass ass look fucking huge"
<XX> nope
<XX> anomaly when is the thing
<woffs> will you be posting often?
<XX> when is the terrible thing
<MrGuy> "now" only counts in horseshoes and hackey-sack
<terrorPhysicist> yup
<MrGuy> or something
<woffs> sweet
<Anomaly> what terrible thing
<Pinary> Do you expect to have continued return-existence, slip?
<Godbot> I think they mean your deathpost
<terrorPhysicist> yup
<Pinary> Whoo!
<Anomaly> it's in progress, XX
<Godbot> neat
<terrorPhysicist> been homeless and jobless past eight months, so was without much access and without much... motivation
<Godbot> :x
<woffs> aw
<Jacquerel> dang
<Godbot> what have you been doing?
<Pinary> Dang, man
<terrorPhysicist> now have (very busy) job and also place to live, so I can get back to doing what I did before all that shit
<terrorPhysicist> which is posting in GB's!
* Solaris gives slips a hug
<terrorPhysicist> lots of them!
<woffs> are things working out though
<XX> aw, slips :<
<Pinary> That certainly does sound like a reasonable reason to have higher priorities than posting
<Godbot> well that's good!
<terrorPhysicist> yes they are definitely working out and now I can devote lots of time to the Grand Battles
<PickYerPoison> huzzah!
<woffs> sounds awesome!
<terrorPhysicist> they've been on my mind these past several months like you wouldn't believe
<Solaris> so many things
<terrorPhysicist> so I'm really sorry for disappearing and stagnating things for so long :(
<terrorPhysicist> but now I'm back.
<Godbot> pfft, don't apologize
<terrorPhysicist> from outer space
<MalkyTop> S'okay
<Godbot> you were homeless and stuff
<woffs> i just walked in to find you here
<woffs> with that sad look upon your face
<terrorPhysicist> yesss
<terrorPhysicist> points to woffs
<woffs> o/
<Godbot> it's fine if you didn't have time for a writing sort-of-like-a-competition on the internet
<terrorPhysicist> \o
<Anomaly> o//
<Godbot> um okay I'll just
<Godbot> let you do your thing
<terrorPhysicist> yeah, it'll feel good to get back into the groove of things
<woffs> tormy no don't highfive
<woffs> tormy we all know you're gonna rip someone's hand off
<Pinary> Hang on, this needs some celebratory funk-grooves
* Ix|gone is now known as Ixcaliber
<Godbot> hey ix
<woffs> put those arms down
<Ixcaliber> hey
<Sanzh> Ix :>
<Pinary> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td3KlonxeOE
<Pinary> There we go
<Anomaly> speaking of missing persons, does anyone know what's become of aden
<woffs> aden is around
<woffs> I have him on deviantart
<terrorPhysicist> so if I post tomorrow a whole bunch and then keep posting d'ya think I'll be safe in SB and GBS2?
<woffs> I can ask him to show his face on here more
<Solaris> aden seems to things unfortunately
<DragonFogel> Not GBS2.
<DragonFogel> We are at end-of-round.
<woffs> and then usually he does for like a week or two
<Solaris> i would like it if he less thing'd
<Anomaly> please do, Woff
<Solaris> so that i can get more deathgame
<terrorPhysicist> well all right, I've been planning out the Ovoid's "death" for some time now
<woffs> but then it just waters back down
* pypmobile (~shenaniga@adsl-70-253-162-145.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #grandbattle
* PickYerPoison is now known as PYP|AFK
<terrorPhysicist> and this round is definitely a good one for it to go.
<DragonFogel> SB we could theoretically extend the round, but there isn't much eagerness for it.
<PYP|AFK> fullscreen gaming time
<XX> I like aden :<
<XX> noms let me have zimmer
<MrGuy> Aden's cool
<Anomaly> i need to know whether i actually need to replace him or not
<DragonFogel> Also the aliens are sort of losing already.
<MrGuy> He just doesn't post enough >:I
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<XX> someone else can take gannet even
<Anomaly> XX i've told you, you're already in the battle
<Ixcaliber> sb is a thing
<Anomaly> no, XX
<terrorPhysicist> well yeah, saw that
<Solaris> ix
<Solaris> you missed
<XX> I volunteer godbot as my replacement
<Solaris> so fucking much
<Godbot> I wha
<Ixcaliber> sol what
<Solaris> no wait
<Solaris> you didnt
<Solaris> slips did
<Anomaly> if you drop out of the battle you can't come back as a replacement
<Godbot> cue solaris making a comment about how slowly I post
<terrorPhysicist> yes I did.
<terrorPhysicist> I have missed much.
<Anomaly> you didn't miss much in RS
<terrorPhysicist> yeah I noticed
<Anomaly> which kind of saddens me
<Pinary> Have you had a chance to catch up on reading things at all?
<terrorPhysicist> I tried to keep up with them as best I could, yeah
<DragonFogel> I posted in RS more than some people this round, and I was just a guest poster.
<Anomaly> new round's coming as soon as XX kills a guy so maybe we can actually get things moving for once
<terrorPhysicist> so I know what's going on in GBS2 and SB
<terrorPhysicist> RS less so
<terrorPhysicist> and I guess I know what's up in GBe as well
<TimeothyHour> no one knows what's going on in RS
<Anomaly> RS there's not much to get
<Sanzh> No one knows what's happening in RS
<Anomaly> everyone's a fish and there are cultists??
<terrorPhysicist> yeah I'm so lost in that battle
<Anomaly> i'm lost on that battle
<Anomaly> and i'm the one running it
<DragonFogel> Anomaly, the first thing was your doing.
<Pinary> (By the way people who can should post in GradMass)
<Pinary> (GrandCon needs some love)
<Anomaly> the first thing isn't why the round is incomprehensible though
<Solaris> guy
<Solaris> that is you or malky
<Pinary> (If it doesn't get love, it might get replacement love)
<DragonFogel> It doesn't seem to have helped it.
<Solaris> other one wont
<MrGuy> I just need an idea :X
<Solaris> (ha ha ha steath)
<MrGuy> P-Pinary
<XX> I know what's happening in RS!
<MrGuy> You mean TEMPORARY replacement love right <:I
<Solaris> guy come on
<terrorPhysicist> I would really like to try to keep my position in SB though, so I'm going to try and make the best goddamn post I can muster tomorrow.
<Anomaly> i'm not sure it hindered it either
<Pinary> Well yeah
<Pinary> And Guy, you need ideas?
<Pinary> Random on the wiki until you have two characters
<Pinary> Bam, instant post in any cameo round ever
<terrorPhysicist> that's what I did
<terrorPhysicist> for GBS2's current round
<terrorPhysicist> ... eight months ago.
<Sanzh> Urgh I should get to this post
<Solaris> but seriously guy
<terrorPhysicist> anyways I've got stuff to get to, but I'll talk to y'all again tomorrow
<Pinary> See you!
<Solaris> later slips!
<XX> aw, slips <3
<TimeothyHour> cya slips
<pypmobile> Bye slip :3
<Godbot> later, slips
<XX> good luck with life bro
<MrGuy> Bye Slippy
<Sanzh> Bye Slips
<terrorPhysicist> Thanks guys :)
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<Sanzh> Well that was a thing
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[18:36:09] <Chwoka> hey yoshi
[18:36:17] <Chwoka> thanks for bringing sexy back
[18:37:16] <Mehga> Whoa whoa whoa
[18:37:19] <Mehga> Sexy is still banned
[18:37:32] <Chwoka> oh yeah? then what's up with business bird
[18:37:35] <Mehga> This is proinhabition era
[18:37:38] <Chwoka> that hunk of avian flesh
[18:38:05] <Mehga> Clearly he is a "Legitimate Business" bird
[18:38:07] <Chwoka> the other white meat ~~
[18:38:24] <Chwoka> (that's wavy suggestive eyebrows btw)
[18:38:49] <Mehga> I thought it was snakes
[18:39:14] <Chwoka> yeah yeah
[18:39:23] <Chwoka> that's why i clarified
[18:39:40] <Chwoka> i am, after all, like st. patrick. no snakes in my posts or irc messages, ever
[18:40:23] <Mehga> Good for you, going with St. Patrick
[18:40:30] <Mehga> g0m will not like it
[18:40:43] <Mehga> But its frankly a lot more respectable than going with St. Jackson
[18:54:54] <Chwoka> action st. jackson
[18:54:58] * MrGuy is now known as Dinner|MrGuy
[19:01:45] <Mehga> "Welcome the Faction of Action St. Jackson."
[19:04:05] * Dinner|MrGuy is now known as MrGuy
[19:04:09] <Chwoka> they tried to subtract action st. jackson; he fought back
[19:05:47] <Chwoka> aciton st. jackson lacks reaction
[19:06:17] <Chwoka> *shot of action st. jackson strolling away from a explosion*
[19:18:18] <Mehga> "Due to their political opponents inaction, the faction of action st. jackson gained traction among a large fraction of the population"
[19:32:08] <Chwoka> action st. jackson caught flack from his simalcrum of mendel's plant-patented pea pods. jackson attacks back with accusations that they must be on crack. his comeback hijacks and sidetracks the debate.
[19:38:42] <Schazer> what have you two been doing the past hour or more
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Quote:23:59 felixsparks I think I'm just a bit down today
23:59 Nucleose That's all right
23:59 Nucleose We all get like that sometimes
23:59 Nucleose Sometimes more than sometimes
23:59 Nucleose Sometimes less
23:59 Nucleose But always at least sometimes
00:00 Nucleose Sometimes, at least
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Quote:10:06 wfs back to the gay scalie porno jokes already
10:06 wfs this channel is fun
10:06 Garuru stop making out with me to be a sex maniac
10:06 Sanzh Ix I don't get sex
10:06 Garuru *making me out
10:07 wfs sanzh you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up
10:08 Garuru I want to sew a skimpy dress with freudian quotes all over it
10:08 Garuru because then I can wear a freudian slip (if I was a girl)
10:08 wfs garuru you can wear a freudian slip as a boy
10:08 wfs you would look great
10:08 Garuru aww shucks...
10:09 Garuru blushes furiously
10:09 wfs a bit trashy but totally great
Spoiler :
10:09 wfs the best thing is the scalie pickup lines
10:09 wfs ;o hey baby wanna see my anaconda
10:09 Sanzh I'll show you my komodo dragon ;O
10:10 wfs (I keep it on the kitchen table)
10:10 PickYerPoison wanna see a snake's snake ;o
10:10 Garuru but theres got to be more than comparing penises to reptiles
10:10 wfs snakes have two snakes
10:11 Garuru wanna see a snake's snakes' snakeses'
10:11 wfs garuru shed that skin and get in my nest baby
10:11 Sanzh yes Jac
10:11 Garuru ;3 thats more like it
10:11 wfs ;3
10:11 Jacquerel sexy
10:12 Sanzh i'd like to wrap my tail around that scaly exterior
10:12 Sanzh damn
10:12 Garuru oh my~
10:12 wfs i'd like to fertilize those eggs (with my penis)
10:12 wfs i would like to have sex with you
10:12 Garuru yes well if you want to get biological
10:12 Jacquerel I'd like to have reptile-related sexual interc- damn
10:13 Sanzh "let's bang"
10:13 PickYerPoison "life's short"
10:13 PickYerPoison "so lemme tap dat"
10:13 wfs feelings are boring
10:13 wfs kissing is awesome
10:13 wfs sex is awesomer
10:13 Garuru woffs i think you are sexually attractive so i would like to take your clothes off and stick my penis in every one of your orifices
10:14 wfs including those you don't necessarily need to form a baby?
10:14 Garuru /every/ /one/
10:14 Jacquerel what at
10:14 Jacquerel the same time
10:14 Garuru yes
10:14 wfs oh my
10:14 Agenback o_o this has gone beyond subtle
10:14 Jacquerel that's quite a feat
10:14 wfs I'll wear my frfeudian slip
10:14 Agenback and out the other side
10:14 Jacquerel Agenback: and then in again
10:14 Jacquerel and back out
10:14 Jacquerel repeatedly

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<MrGuy> YES.
<Mehga> He'll rock you for that
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Quote:00:26 Mehga On the subject of the Scientist
00:26 Mehga [Image: GenIScientist.png]
00:26 Mehga As a kid
00:26 Mehga I shamed to admit
00:26 Mehga I thought he had udders
00:27 Mehga I didn't wanna question it
00:27 MrGuy|sad ...
00:27 Jacquerel he's a geneticist
00:27 MrGuy|sad aren't those coattails
00:27 btp they're some kind of tails
00:27 Mehga Yes they are MrGuy
00:27 Mehga I can see that now
00:27 Mehga But as a kid I just accepted that I was fighting cow people
00:27 Jacquerel well why not
00:27 Mehga I had a Fire Lizard I wasn't about to talk shit

Quote:00:33 Pharmacy http://i778.photobucket.com/albums/yy62/...ttyrad.png

Pharmacy continues to be the very best.
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Timestamp says it took her SIX MINUTES to draw that and upload it.

I suppose it's possible she already had it as a stock image.
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Quote:15:44 Papillon it's like "hunting" on a quail farm
15:44 Papillon they just stand there and let you shoot them
15:44 Papillon informative like I don't think the developer knows what a clitoris IS?
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15:33 Granolaman day of the triffids was the scariest movie for me as a child. I have no idea why
15:36 RobustLaser i'm hungry
15:36 RobustLaser somebody order me a pizza
15:36 RobustLaser i will reimburse you with my artistic rendering of said pizza
15:37 MrGuy ...
15:37 MrGuy people make buffalo chicken pizza
15:37 PickYerPoison okay now for the really irritating part
15:37 MrGuy why hasn't anyone made fried chicken pizza :O
15:37 Schazer we are not having the fucking pizza discussion again
15:37 Godbot buffalo chicken pizza is pretty intense
15:38 Godbot I had it once or twice at UVM
15:38 RobustLaser ideally i would like somebody to order me spicy perogy pizza but i will go for just a pepperoni if that is all that is in your price range
15:38 PickYerPoison #grandbattle: pizzachat edition
15:38 Schazer no no no no no
15:38 Schazer we are not talking about fucking pizza
15:38 PickYerPoison I'm actually imagining you saying this out loud because I suddenly remember what you sound like on skype
15:38 Granolaman are we talking about pizza?
15:39 RobustLaser i just want somebody to order me pizza i don't care about a discussion on it
15:39 Schazer Granola you are not allowed to sass me
15:39 MrGuy What's wrong with pizza, Schazer
15:39 Schazer what's wrong with pizza is that for you dorks someone else's pizza is what's wrong with pizza
15:39 Schazer you lot argued for like
15:39 Schazer twenty fucking minutes about whether it's a cardinal fucking sin to stick one in the microwave
15:40 RobustLaser (it is)
15:40 Granolaman only tiny pizza snacks get microwaved, or reheated leftovers
15:40 Godbot I think they were arguing about whether it's a sin because they were using a bible instead of a plate
15:40 MrGuy schazer is right
15:40 PickYerPoison the only sad part about this evolution sim is that the perfect version would be on an isolated server and would modify its own code
15:40 MrGuy I say let's form unitarian pizzaversalism
15:41 MrGuy cold and warm, crispy and soft, deep-dish and thin-crust united in harmony
15:41 PickYerPoison guy you said pizza was a frozen treat
15:41 PickYerPoison I'm not siding with you on anything pizza-related
15:41 Granolaman pyp, you're not allowed to reach the singularity with an evolution sim
15:41 MrGuy It can be a frozen treat! >:I
15:41 PickYerPoison unless it happens to coincide with my opinions
15:41 Granolaman that's breaking so many AI rules
15:41 Godbot okay, guys
15:41 PickYerPoison granola too late
15:41 Godbot can we
15:41 PickYerPoison I already named the file skynet.exe
15:41 Godbot I'm fine with an argument about pizza that I am not part of
15:41 Granolaman dammit pyp
15:41 Godbot but I draw the line at an argument about pizza arguments
15:42 Godbot can we not have that
15:42 RobustLaser anyways i'm not here to argue about pizza again
15:42 RobustLaser i am merely here to demand somebody buy me pizza
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15:42 Godbot you are a gentleman and a scholar
15:42 PickYerPoison pharms <3
15:42 Schazer I am
15:42 MrGuy Hi Pharms.
15:42 RobustLaser because i'm hungry
15:42 RobustLaser and lazy
15:42 Pharmacy Hi
15:42 Schazer lit. crying into my gloved hands right now
15:42 Schazer I love you guys
15:42 Pharmacy Hi what I miss
15:42 Schazer but you are so fucking stupid
15:42 PickYerPoison <3
15:42 Godbot ~
15:42 Granolaman any time
15:42 Pharmacy Did schaz got a thing?
15:43 RobustLaser no we started talking about pizza again
06-15-2012, 03:45 AM
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Sanzh I'm counting boobs as sex things in this instance
06-18-2012, 11:09 AM
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(06-18-2012, 11:09 AM)Schazer Wrote: Sanzh I'm counting boobs as sex things in this instance

For a moment, I didn't realize this was a quote, and scrolled back up to try to find the post it was responding to.

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06-20-2012, 05:47 PM
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Quote:<Slorange> /quit zzz
<Sanzh> bye
<Slorange> Whoops
<Sanzh> A for effort
<Slorange> I didn't even notice I hadn't actually quit
<Slorange> Don't patronize me Sanzh
<Sanzh> sorry :c
<Slorange> This shop isn't open for business until the grand opening
<Slorange> And that's not for another week
<Slorange> Unless this useless-ass contractor delays getting my moulding in
<Slorange> /again/
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06-28-2012, 07:08 AM
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06-28-2012, 07:23 AM
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Quote:[20:48:30] <Chwoka> also i still go there because, well, you would THINK eagletime'd have more adventures
[20:48:32] <Chwoka> but nope
[20:48:56] <DragonFogel> Hey, you can't blame me for that. I have more adventures than anyone else over there.
[20:49:18] <Schazer> fine I'll start a self-insertventure tonight
[20:49:23] <Chwoka> DragonFogel i'll blame whoEVER I WANT
[20:49:31] <Schazer> and you can go make me ride a giant bird in an inconsistent art style or some shit
[20:49:35] <Chwoka> AND I BLAME SCHAZER
[20:49:38] <Papillon> I want to update fightems more often but nothing good has ever come of forcing it
[20:49:40] <NotTheAuthor> Schazer,
[20:49:42] <Schazer> yaaaaaaaaay wait what
[20:49:43] <NotTheAuthor> A) hot
[20:49:53] <Schazer> Nottles,
[20:49:56] <NotTheAuthor> b) what about Geraldddddddd
[20:50:03] <Schazer> A) fuck you with a rake
[20:50:10] <Chwoka> Schazer,
[20:50:15] <Chwoka> A) hot can i watch
[20:50:16] <Schazer> Aa) shut up
[20:50:32] <Schazer> B)Yeah fine I will post a thing
[20:50:58] <NotTheAuthor> <3
[20:50:59] <Chwoka> B) so that's an affirmative to my (A) or to his (B)?
[20:51:19] <Schazer> Chwoka,
[20:51:22] * wheat (Mibbit@99-16-108-120.lightspeed.toldoh.sbcglobal.net) has joined #eagletime
[20:51:28] <Schazer> A) Ugh fine hasn't stopped anyone else
[20:51:40] <Chwoka> hi wheat we're multiple choicing schazer's ass
[20:51:55] <Schazer> B) No, that was directed toward Nottles and his whoremouth
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In which we discuss the excitement potential of babies:

Quote:<DragonFogel> So, what's exciting and new?
<Loather> a baby
<wheat> how is a baby exciting
<wheat> they don't do much that's impressive, and there's already too goddamn many of them
<Loather> They are wild and unpredictable
<wheat> wild animals also have babies and they are unpredictable
<wheat> but they also have the sense to get out of rain if left outside
<wheat> http://www.physics.mcgill.ca/~arobic/funny/babies.html
<Loather> stupidity can be dangerous, and danger is exciting
<wheat> boredom can drive people to do insane things
<wheat> boredom is dangerous
<wheat> danger is exciting
<wheat> boredom is exciting
<Loather> sometimes
<DragonFogel> Is excitement boring?
<Loather> s o m e t i m e s . . .
<Schazer> Wheat, we don't escape the rain as babies because we're smart
<Schazer> as uh
<Schazer> counterintuitive as that sounds
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<DragonFogel> How's that work?
<Schazer> advanced intelligence is our main tool in our survival toolkit
<Schazer> but if that were developed to its fullest extent before a baby was born its head would be too large to fit through a woman's pelvic cavity
<wheat> well, we're smart then, but babies are not
<Schazer> and that's why we carry our babies out of the rain
<wheat> they are an undeveloped mess that we have to incubate further after they are born
<wheat> so that is not inherently exciting
<Schazer> if God made people he'd give women wide enough hips to pass the skull of something with an adolescent's mental development
<Schazer> instead, people are a mucky pastiche patchwork of slow improvements to an ancestral model
<wheat> it is like waiting for paint to dry, except the paint could wander off into a swimming pool and destroy itself
<DragonFogel> I have to wonder how comfortable that would be just on a day-to-day basis.
<wheat> at any moment if you keep your eye off it
<Schazer> so it's like a watched pot never boils but it sometimes spits a bit of oil and sets the curtains on fire
<wheat> a pot you have to watch for years
<Schazer> and you can have multiple pots
<Schazer> just a great bubbling stovetop of misery
<wheat> yes, I get it, you are still a baby. You were a baby yesterday. You are still a baby today.
<DragonFogel> Wait a minute now.
<wheat> goo goo gaa gaa go go fuck yourself
<DragonFogel> If we want the paint to dry, why are we boiling it in a pot?
<DragonFogel> I mean, I guess it'll dry on the pot, but that doesn't help the walls.
<Loather> And what if I don't have curtains?
<DragonFogel> Then your neighbors are spying on you.
<Schazer> then you clearly designed your house with only pot-boiling in mind
<wheat> you shouldn't have been irresponsible enough to cook a pot in the first place
<Loather> I could have shades
<Loather> or blinds
<Loather> or one of those little door things some windows have
<Loather> or really dark screens
<Loather> or tinted windows
<DragonFogel> Or no windows at all.
<Loather> Yes!
<Loather> Maybe I placed my kitchen in what was meant to be a closet. What then?
<Loather> Or I could start a fire outside and boil the pot there.
<DragonFogel> No you can't, it's raining.
<DragonFogel> Pay attention, geez.
<Loather> Nobody said it was raining hard enough to extinguish fires.
<DragonFogel> But your fire might wander off and fall into the swimming pool.
<Loather> I didn't light the baby on fire!
<Loather> I just boiled it.
<Loather> Maybe it is YOU who should pay attention?
07-07-2012, 07:55 AM
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[2012-07-22 22:27:55] <XX> don't you have a job, sanzh
[2012-07-22 22:29:50] <Sanzh> yes XX
[2012-07-22 22:29:58] <Sanzh> but I only work three days of the week
[2012-07-22 22:30:41] <XX> business!
[2012-07-22 22:33:03] <Sanzh> XX it's not business I don't wear a suit
[2012-07-22 22:33:10] <Sanzh> or even a collared shirt
[2012-07-22 22:33:18] <XX> you don't wear a shirt?
[2012-07-22 22:33:27] <XX> sanzh I didn't know you were that kind of girl
[2012-07-22 22:33:32] <XX> you get a lot of tips?
[2012-07-22 22:33:49] <Sanzh> what no I have a shirt
[2012-07-22 22:33:54] <Sanzh> just not a business shirt
[2012-07-22 22:34:18] <XX> oh I get you
[2012-07-22 22:34:24] <XX> pasties, right
[2012-07-22 22:34:31] <XX> sanzh I would stuff so many singles in your g-string
[2012-07-22 22:35:05] <Sanzh> uh ok
[2012-07-22 22:35:18] <Sanzh> should I be offended by you calling me a stripper
[2012-07-22 22:35:31] <XX> I'm too tired to tell if it's appropriate to say I would make it rain on that ass so I'm saying it anyway
[2012-07-22 22:35:38] <XX> no sanzh
[2012-07-22 22:35:53] <XX> you're a proud independent single mother and you are gonna support your family any way you can
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