IRC highlights!

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[17:55] <Loather> Hello
[17:57] <DragonFogel> Greetings.
[17:58] <Loather> How do I properly respond to greetings
[17:59] <DragonFogel> Well, I accept cash.
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Quote:<Schazer> Agen :>

/me COGNITIVE DISSONANCE
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And on the flip side of cognitive dissonance:

Quote:<NotTheAuthor> Knifey knifey
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Am I the only one who collects these nowadays?

Quote:<Sanzh> jesus the inside of your mouth is weird
<Sanzh> it's so
<Sanzh> wet
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Quote:<Drakenforge> Agen since you miss Elize so much I have deduced something.
<Drakenforge> You /are/ Elize.
<Drakenforge> Case closed. Watson, another memoir!
* Drakenforge gets drunk on brandy

But Forge, you're /scottish/!
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RE: IRC highlights!
Woah what i dont remember that happening!
Edit: wait my laptop was totally closed during that time? How did it activate the chat program? What the hell is wrong with technology
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RE: IRC highlights!
But which one is the real fake
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RE: IRC highlights!
(01-12-2013, 12:26 AM)Jacquerel Wrote: »But which one is the real fake

no
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RE: IRC highlights!
(01-12-2013, 12:26 AM)Jacquerel Wrote: »But which one is the real fake

I have a good feeling about 6:29:29
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RE: IRC highlights!
Quote:Agent|R|AIN|1 DO WE HAVE ANY BANDAGE MATERIAL
Agent|R|AIN|1 A TOURNIQUET
Agent|R|AIN|1 SOMETHING
Star|R|ATS|2 I have a badge

Star: So obviously the Paranoia Team Leader, it hurts
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RE: IRC highlights!
On Bacon Winfest:

Quote:<wheatthins> raine dog
<wheatthins> I thought of joining as raine dog and turning it into a festival of all the sexual deviancies
<wheatthins> "suddenly, the sound of jungle drums thumping helter skelter rose from the distant bushes"
<wheatthins> "all of the battlers began to sway rhythmically, unaware of their movement"
<wheatthins> "as raine dog sashayed from to and from with wild, hypnotic abdomenal gyrations."
<wheatthins> The air grew hot and coagulated into a thic stew with the growing sexual tension. All eyed each other heatedly, wondering with lustful anticipation of who would make the first move
<wheatthins> Then suddenly, the first tongue slipped. And from that point, it could not be stopped. Sexy chaos exploded. A massive cloud of genital ejaculation poured out every which way, as dogs and toon women and teenage boys tumbled rolly-polly in an orgy of explosive release.
<wheatthins> For none can resist the primal RAINE DANCE.
<wheatthins> also bubsy. bubsy was there too
<wheatthins> "let's have us a little game of cat and dog, bubsy. The question is... who's gonna catch who?"
<wheatthins> "Do you wanna be the cat--" and here, Raine nodded her head, motioning toward a dildo laying about, before taking a breath and drooping her eyes as her whole body relaxed, seemingly centering the gravity of the room on the sweet spot between her legs-- "or do you wanna be the dog?"
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Quote: <NotTheAuthor> In which Blitz remains unconscious http://mspaforums.com/showthread.php?275...ost7011247
<NotTheAuthor> and Jacob remains an enormous asshat
<Sanzh> O:
<Agenpetra> n
<Sanzh> OOOOOOOOOOO:
<Agenpetra> nottles
<Sanzh> n
<Agenpetra> nottles
<Sanzh> no
<Agenpetra> what
<Sanzh> it can't be
<Agenpetra> how
<Agenpetra> this
<DragonFogel> How is this possible?
<Agenpetra> i
<Agenpetra> my eyes
<Sanzh> WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT??
<Agenpetra> they refuse to see a post
<Agenpetra> this can't be happening
<Pharmacy> yay
* soundlyParanoid bows
<Pharmacy> I am pleased
* NotTheAuthor casually flips a table, walks away in slow motion
* Agenpetra drops to knees
<Pharmacy> now I can cross off "haunting nottles when I die from waiting"
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[21:32:07] <BestTeaMaker> what is centrelink?
[21:32:15] <bigro> welfare
[21:32:53] <bigro> guys that make being a bum a profitable industry
[21:33:44] <bigro> *u*
[21:33:55] <@Slornj> Bumming is a noble profession, and I won't hear you say a word against it
[21:34:17] <Chwoka> the oldest profession
[21:34:33] <BestTeaMaker> i thought that was prostitution
[21:34:53] <Chwoka> no, being unemployed is the oldest profession
[21:35:14] <Chwoka> the first protazoa were lazy shiftless bums with no jobs
[21:35:29] <@Slornj> Prostitution was the first career
[21:35:50] <Chwoka> indeed, we were all bums until someone decided to trade sex for desirable goods
[21:36:11] <Chwoka> singlehandedly inventing capitalism
[21:36:16] <Chwoka> thanks, reagan >:(
[21:36:28] <bigro> you owe everything to some whore yanno
[21:37:01] <@Slornj> That is
[21:37:07] <@Slornj> Entirely funnier than I ought to find it
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Quote:<Solaris> pretty sure anyone can do me

YOU HEARD THE MAN.
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Quote:<Sanzh> you would probably want to use lubricant yes
<Sanzh> wait
<Sanzh> shit
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Quote:Sanzh: agent you better catch that fucking bus
Sanzh: don't make me turn this post into strippers
Solaris: but strippers are great
Sanzh: are they sol
Sanzh: behind every stripper is a heart of darkness
Sanzh: those pasties hide unending malevolence and malice
Solaris: neat
Jacquerel: that still sounds sort of like exactly the kind of thing people would want in a post
Sanzh: I dunno let's be honest here
Sanzh: the hypothetical strippers are literally a rape victim and a woman who's part tree
Sanzh: these aren't high quality strippers
Jacquerel: I will freely admit that wasn't the most honest statement I have ever made
Sanzh: well yes we all know you prefer your strippers to be
Sanzh: moths
Sanzh: robots?
Slorange:
Having read a fair amount of seasons 3 and !
Slorange: I think you might be being more honest than you think
Jacquerel: a moth robot would be pretty ideal
Sanzh: does a moth robot stripper excite all of your human fetish glands
Jacquerel: throw in some long socks and I think we'll be pretty close
Sanzh: hot

[29 MINUTES PASS]

Jacquerel: I'm going to bed, see you
Jacquerel left the chat room. (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
Slorange: Aww that's
Slorange: Terrible timing
Slorange: Query: Does this excite your servos, love-larva
Slorange:
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this pleases me
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/me attempts to hide nosebleed.
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Quote:12:56 Solaris PHARMS IM BEING CYBERBULLIED
12:56 Solaris WITH ATTENTION
12:56 Pharmacy ?
12:56 Jacquerel he asked for questions and now he's getting too many questions
12:57 Sanzh he was given an outlet for his exhibitionism and people ran wild
12:57 Pharmacy oh no
12:57 Sanzh he's got too many people stuffing singles up his g-string
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Quote:<Agenpetra> i am drying
<Sanzh> are you wet
<Sanzh> wait
<Sanzh> not like that
<Sanzh> you know what I mean, okay
<Solaris> oh la la
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I deeply resent that I'm in a quarter of the ones on this page
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Quote:<Schazer> PALA LET's BUTTRUSH HIm
<Palamedes> oh shit
<Schazer> BUMRUSH HIM
<Solaris> NOO
* Schazer votes SOL
<Palamedes> sure yeah
<Solaris> DONT YOU DARE
* Palamedes votes SOl
<Solaris> NOOOOOOOOOO
<Solaris> SOBBING
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Quote:<Collen> i have a divine butt
<Garuru> I agree

Quote:<omegawill> we could be the new twitter
<omegawill> of dates
<RPGeesus> given that the brand in this case is homestuck...
<RPGeesus> dear god
<Stickmeister> pestercum

Quote:<Loather> dgbot when is your favorite eagle time
<DGBot> spread eagle time because we'rea sexy and inspiration from books

Quote:<Zerovirus> ...dgbot are you going to run a kickstarter to take off our shirts
<DGBot> ...dgbot has to

Quote:<Zerovirus> dgbot: do you have a soul? are you alive? can you feel real emotions?
<DGBot> is anyone here alive?
<Zerovirus> oh wow
<Zerovirus> that's DEEP< dgbot
<DGBot> dgbot dungeon
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In Which Various Members of #eagletime Turn Into Malky

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I WILL NEVER SNIP
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