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Myeth Wrote:Ok nvm its definitely not worth it but it was a valuable learning experience that I'll probably forget
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timu Wrote:so trees

every year you have to spend money on trees

you dont have to

but please do. i sell them

you get to put a big fire hazard in ur house from december to april

and hang candy canes and fragile glass orbs on the edge of flexible downward sloping branches to optimize the chance of them falling off

and you can put all your nice gifts under it so your nice things can get covvered in pine needles

timu Wrote:they are still alive but theyre dying slowly the whole time

you can slow the process by moisturize and fluids

more dry -> more flammable

fortunately you get to connect the fire hazard to an electrical outlet at all times via strings of lights that get tangled
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<Pharmacy> I never watched moana but apparently? everyone really wants to fuck the crab?
<tirefire> the crab has a good song
<tirefire> i don't know why people want to fuck him
<tirefire> he's only in the movie for like eight minutes
<Pharmacy> the sans undertale of moana
<tirefire> god
<Schazer> w ow
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[10:10 PM] SeaWyrm: But what about... the Mafia Chwoka?
[10:10 PM] SeaWyrm: They like to milk the afternoon cows, if you know what I mean.
[10:11 PM] SeaWyrm: They're a bunch of spinach-chewers.
[10:11 PM] SeaWyrm: The sort who'd spend all Wednesday trying shorts on.
[10:12 PM] SeaWyrm: If you catch my drift.
[10:12 PM] Tentacular: I... don't think I do
[10:12 PM] SeaWyrm: They paint their barns yellow, if you know what I mean.
[10:12 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: if i can have some final words: that wasn't a mustache, it was just really low-down eyebrows, okay
[10:13 PM] Tentacular: This is a wonderfully confusing exchange
[10:13 PM] SeaWyrm: They tie tablecloths down with pea-cans.
[10:14 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: who smokes on the toilet anyway, it's like in one end out the other right? i also win billiards championships in my downtime, why don't you show that side of me huh
[10:14 PM] SeaWyrm: They cut the tops off all their soda bottles, but only when nobody's looking. If you gather what I'm saying.
[10:14 PM] Tentacular: They counter-weigh their rocking chairs with stuffed beavers, I've heard.
[10:14 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): oh my god
[10:14 PM] SeaWyrm: I bet they do!
[10:14 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): chwokamafia
[10:14 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: don't be so lewd tentacular
[10:15 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): that is incredible
[10:15 PM] Tentacular: I... I'm so sorry
[10:15 PM] Tentacular: I'm just repeating what I've heard gossiped, honest
[10:16 PM] SeaWyrm: They yodel in the shower, but they never hum. If you get my meaning.
[10:16 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i heard they cracked corn, but i don't care
[10:16 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i hear his name is my name too
[10:16 PM] Tentacular: Should I, uh, just wait over here
[10:17 PM] SeaWyrm: They wear shades in the outhouse.
[10:17 PM] SeaWyrm: And they eat yams in the canning room.
[10:17 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: they bait their hooks one end at a time
[10:17 PM] SeaWyrm: Yeah
[10:18 PM] Tentacular: Now I'm trying to find something I know for a fact can't have an inappropriate connotation
[10:18 PM] Tentacular: It's... very difficult it turns out
[10:18 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: tentacular! don't be so lewd!
[10:18 PM] Tentacular: They burn their candles at both ends, okay?!
[10:19 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: there are kids here!
[10:19 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: there can be no allusions to carnal knowledge
[10:19 PM] SeaWyrm: They only put on suntan lotion while kneeling, but then they stand up to complain.
[10:19 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: speaking of, i hear they're vegan carnivores
[10:20 PM] SeaWyrm: I hear they swallow phillips-head screwdrivers.
[10:20 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i hear they're hiring
[10:20 PM] Sunspider: I leave for five minutes, and what filth I've returned to
[10:20 PM] Tentacular: Sunspider please help me
[10:21 PM] Sunspider: Sorry can't making noodles wet
[10:21 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: sunspider!
[10:21 PM] SeaWyrm: Whenever they leave home, they pack a roll of masking tape, but they use it all up on the airplane. If you catch my drift.
[10:21 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: think of the children!
[10:22 PM] Sunspider: They can enjoy these noodles when I'm done with em
[10:22 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: you're gonna get on a watchlist with talk like that
[10:22 PM] Tentacular: Why is it only now that I can't come up with a completely absurd statement, I'm usually so good at that
[10:22 PM] Tentacular: I've been outclassed, clearly ;P(edited)
[10:23 PM] SeaWyrm: You've just got to remember: Never turn a spigot without a wintergreen mint in your sock.
[10:23 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: remember. loose ships sink lips.
[10:23 PM] Sunspider: Dangit how is this noodle still hard
[10:23 PM] Tentacular: Can I bake a cake, and have it too?
[10:23 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: always remember, no shoelaces on wooden clogs
[10:23 PM] Sunspider: What even
[10:23 PM] SeaWyrm: And never sleep with chewing gum on your eyelids.
[10:24 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: remember, brush your hands three times a day
[10:24 PM] Tentacular: Remember to floss your contacts daily???
[10:24 PM] SeaWyrm: Don't cross the street until you've turned around three times.
[10:24 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: did you know that in australia the toilets flush backwards
[10:24 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: that's right
[10:24 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: they go straight up
[10:25 PM] SeaWyrm: And above all: You can stop on a dime, sure, but only if you started on a ha'-penny.
[10:25 PM] Tentacular: I call uncle
[10:25 PM] Tentacular: He didn't answer but that's beside the point
[10:25 PM] Tentacular: I have been bested
[10:26 PM] SeaWyrm: Well, it's a drunk slugger's game, to be sure.
[10:26 PM] SeaWyrm: Only for those with quarter-turn wits.
[10:27 PM] SeaWyrm: Best played counterclockwise.
[10:27 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: like mahjong, or solitaire
[10:28 PM] SeaWyrm: Or the waltz.
[10:28 PM] Tentacular: But everyone knows that hummingbirds can't tapdance, or play poker.
[10:29 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: and everyone knows that for all the flapping of a hummingbird's wings, its heart beats only once in its entire lifetime. very slowly.
[10:29 PM] Sunspider: Man, there's nothing worse than working on a bunch of noodles, and then making a mess of yourself. All over my kitchen counter, me... ugh.
[10:29 PM] SeaWyrm: I heard that hummingbirds only drink Pepsi beverages.
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Quote:<Sunspider>Seriously, that's a tricky question! I sorta like suits, but man. I don't know what I'd want to wear to a wedding either.
<cool homie what often kicks ass> baseball hats that read "groom," "bridegroom," "best man," "2nd best man," "ubermensch" etc
<Schazer> I would have no fewer than twelve costume changes over the course of the day
<cool homie what often kicks ass> for each wedding, right schaz
<kaynato> wear ...... an entire store
<cool homie what often kicks ass> a sitcom plot where the main character has two dates at the same time but it's two weddings instead
<cool homie what often kicks ass> they're bride in one and groom in the other and they keep getting the costumes mixed up
<Schazer> Gee Schazer how come your datemates let you have two weddings
<Granola> Have you considered a two piece suit? Like a horse costume for weddings?
<cool homie what often kicks ass> tux with a train and smeared-off lipstick on the sleeve
<Granola> Except classier
<Schazer> I show up in the wrong outfit and nobody bats an eye
<Schazer>Cuz that's how extra everyone has accepted I am
<cool homie what often kicks ass> wear the tux inside-out, down to having the boxer shorts on the outside and inside-out shoes somehow
<Granola> Get the whole wedding party decked out in plate mail
<cool homie what often kicks ass> the only rule for the wedding is that everyone stays blindfolded the whole time so it doesn't matter what they're wearing
<cool homie what often kicks ass>no photographs, just audio recordings
<Granola> Everyone wears a train and during the ceremony theyre braided into each other
<Sunspider> The first wedding with no survivors.
<cool homie what often kicks ass> alternatively, one long oblong bowtie
<Schazer> Make sure your wedding party has a solid composition
<vancho1> make sure to read the guide for that
<Schazer> A healer groomsman, tank groomsman, and dps groomsman
<cool homie what often kicks ass> dress rehearsal. no humans allowed, this one is just for the dresses.
<Granola> Several veils, all layered on top of one another
<cool homie what often kicks ass> dance of the seven veils
<Schazer> Many people make the mistake of picking their maid of honor before looking at their overall team composition, and having to pick bridesmaids to complement the maid of honor
<cool homie what often kicks ass> nothing underneath. not in the sexy way, in the "ghosts" way, it was a puppeteer dance
<cool homie what often kicks ass>just collapses into a pile of veils
<Sunspider> (This wedding is getting increasingly surreal)
<Schazer> While a smart bride can make a competent team with any maid of honor, for newbies it's smarter to pick the bridesmaids first then find a MoH to round the team out
<Granola> Everyone hires a body double and radios instructions to the surrogate wedding from the honeymoon
<Sunspider> It's true that you need a solid team comp for your wedding. Especially when the other wedding scheduled after wants to initiate a team fight
<vancho1> No, even better, everyone is prepared in an entangled quantum state
<cool homie what often kicks ass> everyone wears latex masks custom-made of some other wedding attendee's face. you are allowed to swap, including into the one of your own face
<vancho1> so the wedding takes place through spooky action at a distance
<Schazer> Like debating, it pays for everyone to try both sides of the aisle at different dress rehearsals
<Schazer> That way you're prepared no matter what comes out of the hat
<cool homie what often kicks ass> what hat
<vancho1> the wedding hat
<Schazer> Yeah
<cool homie what often kicks ass> does the officiator pull two names out of a hat to decide who's getting married
<vancho1> it's the sorting hat's job on the weekends
<Schazer> I thought they would do it to figure out which team was bride and which was groom
<Schazer> But I like your interpretation better
<Schazer> (There's actually more than two cards in the hat so you sometimes get groom vs groom or bride vs bride brackets)
<cool homie what often kicks ass> the officiator is not a priest, they're dressed as a football referee
<cool homie what often kicks ass> they get a whistle and everything
<Schazer> (On custom servers you can add other nonstandard positions as well)
<vancho1> i can't believe poly weddings are dlc
<vancho1> like, come on
<vancho1> that should be a base feature
<Schazer> Like in Turncoat Mode every time you get PK'd you end up respawning on the other team for balance purposes
<cool homie what often kicks ass> finally! i was getting tired of missionary position
<Schazer> Vamcho i agree
<cool homie what often kicks ass> cleric roles are boring
<Schazer> But the modding community for this game is incredible
<Granola> Its mostly that way to justify the price for the Chinese Wedding Dragon outift
<cool homie what often kicks ass> also in turncoat mode you literally have to turn your coat inside out, all jackets provided are reversible
<vancho1> niiiice
<Sunspider> My plans to just get it done in a courthouse seem a bit less exciting than all y'alls plans.
<Schazer> Hint: providing your team with identical costumes lowers the frame rate and prevents lag
<vancho1> i like reversible clothes i think more clothes should be
<Schazer> Which is crucial if you're aiming for a speedrun
<Sunspider> Can we any% the wedding?
<Sunspider> Because I think the courthouse thing is a possible exploit
<Granola> Attacking the minister interupts the quest dailogue but still gives you the status buff
<Sunspider> Just wrongwarp from signing the paperwork to the reception
<cool homie what often kicks ass> well at a courthouse you have to wait in line
<cool homie what often kicks ass> it's faster to just say "i do" really fast in front of an unsuspecting priest
<cool homie what often kicks ass> then bone
<Sunspider> Damn. That's the TAS strat I bet
<Credit> i want to noclip through the courthouse. why do we have to leave through the standard exit
<Credit> go to hospital, stop by maximum security pet prison on the way
<cool homie what often kicks ass> do not pass go, do not collect $200
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quoting mostly myself Wrote:[8:29 PM] a52: look at this ad i just found https://s0.2mdn.net/6919562/LIFEWTR_PhBa...320x50.jpg
[8:29 PM] a52: look at this shit.
[8:29 PM] a52: "every drop purified... with electrolytes added for taste"
[8:30 PM] a52: so they filter all the minerals and salts and stuff out, then they put them back in.
[8:30 PM] a52: who falls for this?
[8:31 PM] box: that would be pure water
[8:31 PM] box: with like
[8:31 PM] box: no minerals
[8:31 PM] box: if you were to drink that, it would wash out all of your minerals
[8:31 PM] box: and you would feel awful
[8:31 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i add a mineral to all my water. that mineral? salt
[8:32 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: good enough for fish, good enough for me, that's my motto
[8:32 PM] DragonFogel: So do you eat worms, too?
[8:32 PM] DragonFogel: And get your mouth caught on hooks?
[8:33 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i'm on a sea food diet. i see food, i don't eat it, i only eat the tiny flakes you're supposed to gently waft into your fish tank, by the canister-full
[8:34 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: #2, that's just called piercings and yes
[8:34 PM] box: so
[8:34 PM] box: do you breath water now
[8:34 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: no i'd drown
[8:34 PM] box: damn
[8:35 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: but i did replace my window-mount air conditioner with a treasure chest that opens up when the air pressure inside builds up enough
[8:35 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i also found a human skeleton, dressed him up in an old-timey diving bell suit, and when i go to bed i can stare at that all night
[8:38 PM] piester: that’s bad for your reselling potential just keepin dead bones around like that
[8:39 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: so is flooding my entire home with waist-high water but now who's laughing
[8:39 PM] a52: nobody's laughing. it's lifewtr-brand gentry-water, and that's impressive
[8:40 PM] a52: soon everyone will be doing it
[8:40 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i can swim any time i want, y'all still gotta go to the pool. it's like how the xkcd guy put a ballpit in his apartment
[8:41 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: before you ask, no, i don't pee wherever and whenever i want in my house pool. i'm civilized, i use the toilet like a human being
[8:41 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: but it is really hard to aim underwater
[8:42 PM] a52: what happens when you flush
[8:43 PM] Pharmacy: It goes somewhere
[8:44 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i close the lid and tape it until it's a watertight seal. then i flush and thus create a vacuum, imploding the toilet but flushing most everything
[8:44 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: then i get a new toilet
[8:45 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: but at least i'm saving on toilet paper
[8:46 PM] a52: how
[8:46 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: my life is a bidet
[8:47 PM] a52: i regret asking
[8:47 PM] a52: honestly i should have expected nearly that exact response
[8:52 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): wow, people on starnet are pretty dumb
[8:55 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): sorry, misinformed. i guess not everyone lives around parasitic worms their whole life
[8:56 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: even when you do most of the time you don't think about it
[8:56 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: it's best not to, in my experience
[8:57 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: the waist-high pool of stagnant water all throughout my house has a LOT of leeches in it
[8:57 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): are they fun, rambunctious guests that get together to sing in the stairwells and hop through the water to classical music?
[8:58 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: yes, and they're ruining my life
[8:59 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i can't keep any expensive vases around these party animals
[8:59 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: they go all night until around 6 in the morning like snoop dogg said
[9:00 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): okay so i know with a lot of personal problems the first step shouldn't be for me to offer advice, it should be for me to sympathize
[9:00 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): and bla bla bla of course i sympathize i get it yadda yadda
[9:00 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): but have you considered sleeping at day and partying at night with the leeches?
[9:00 PM] cool homie what often kicks ass: it's one thing to suck my blood until i pass out face-down in the water, it's quite another to be rude
[9:00 PM] kilozombie (zkkzz): absolutely yeah

quoting entirely myself in an act of supreme vanity not undercut by my calling attention to it Wrote:[11:42 AM] cool homie what often kicks ass: i like my coffee like i like my women, that's why i keep my wife's ashes in a coffee tin.
[11:42 AM] cool homie what often kicks ass: sometimes i get confused, and that's a bad morning
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