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roll to dodgem cars
#26
RE: roll to dodgem cars
jupiter gets bigger
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#27
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Invisible car attempts an aerial attack against Star Car. They'll never see it coming.
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#28
RE: roll to dodgem cars
ACTION ONE: DETERMINE IF ANY OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED WAS MURDER OR OTHERWISE ILLEGAL. (1)
MOTORCIDE IS NOT ILLEGAL. THERE ARE ALSO NO LAWS IN THE ARENA. YOUR LAW SCHOOLING IS USELESS.

ACTION TWO: STAR CAR TRANSFORMS AND LIMPS IN THE INVISIBLE CARS GENERAL DIRECTION LOOKING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT. IT USES HEAT VISION TO FIND IT. (3)
STAR CAR UNFURLS, TURNS ON ITS HEAT VISION AND SEES NOTHING BUT THE GLORIOUS SHEEN OF TRUCK NUTZ AND TURNS THE HEAT VISION OFF. STAR CAR LIMPS IN A DIRECTION.

ACTION THREE: JUPITER GETS BIGGER. (1)
JUPITER GETS SMALLER.

ACTION FOUR: AERIAL ATTACK ON STAR CAR. (1)
THE INVISIBLE CAR LAUNCHES ITSELF AT STAR CAR, BUT IT TRIPS, AND LANDS ON ITS BACK, A METER IN FRONT OF STAR CAR. THE INVISIBILITY WEARS OFF AND THE INVISIBLE CARS WEAK UNDERSIDE IS EXPOSED. STAR CAR SMASH.
FIFTH BLOOD

STAR CAR LOSES ITS ARMS IN THE EXPLOSION.

ALIVE: STAR CAR, TRUCK NUTZ, JUPITER
DEAD: WEE LIL THING, TOMOOOOOOOOOOO, TOMORROW, THE TOOTHMOBILE, THE INVISIBLE CAR
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#29
RE: roll to dodgem cars
Write up a constitution for the new vehicular sovereign nation, JupiStarNutz.
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#30
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Star immediately co-signs on the constitution without reading it. (Using its windshield wipers to sign since it doesn't have arms anymore obviously.)
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#31
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jupiter gets bigger
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#32
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ACTION ONE: TRUCK NUTZ WRITES A CONSTITUTION (1)
DENIED. THERE IS NO PAPER IN SPACE AND NO PENS EITHER. THUS NO RULEZ.

ACTION TWO: STAR CAR IMMEDIATELY CO-SIGNS THE CONSTITUTION (6).
STAR CAR WITH LOW POWER AND NO ARMS, LAUNCHES ITSELF WITH ROCKETS, AT TRUCK NUTZ IN ORDER TO SIGN THE CONSTITUTION. HOWEVER, THERE IS NO CONSTITUTION TO SIGN.
STAR CAR PLOUGHS RIGHT INTO TRUCK NUTZ GOLDEN TESTICLES SIGNING THEM IN THE PROCESS. THEY KEEP GOING AND LEAVE THE ARENA TO GO SAY HELLO TO TOMOOOOOOOOO AND TOMORROW.
SIXTH BLOOD

AS TRUCK NUTZ GOLDEN BALLS STOP SPINNING ON THE TOW BAR IT IS REVEALED. THE SHIMMERING MODEL REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS ARE NOW SIGNED BY A STAR (CAR) AND HAVE FUCKTRIPLED IN VALUE. TRUCK NUTZ COULD BE EMPEROR OF THE UNIVERSE WITH HOW MUCH THEY ARE WORTH.

ACTION THREE: JUPITER GETS BIGGER (3)
JUPITER DOUBLES IN SIZE. THE HOLE IN THE ROOF EXPANDS.
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#33
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jupiter gets bigger
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#34
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I stake a land claim on Jupiter's flank. With the current rate of market expansion, this postage stamp-sized plot of land will span acres, and I shall parcel it out in family-sized lots and make trillions! Then I'll retire to a nice peaceful corner of the dodgem car arena.
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#35
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ACTION ONE: JUPITER GETS BIGGER (5)
JUPITER EXPANDS BY A MULTIPLIER OF ITSELF.
JUPITER HAS A DIAMETER OF 961M

ACTION TWO: TRUCK NUTZ CLAIMS JUPITERS FLANK (4)
A FLAG BEARING THE IMAGE OF A TRUCK (WITH NUTZ) IS PLACED UPON JUPITER.
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#36
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#37
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I draft up promotional materials to spread word of this "exciting land development opportunity for investors and first time buyers alike"; get a few early adopters to come scope the place out.
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#38
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jupiter violently explodes
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#39
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ACTION ONE: TRUCK NUTZ SPREADS THE WORD ABOUT CRAZY LAND DEALS (4)
BUYERS FROM ALL OVER FLOCK TO THE EXPANDING BALL TO PLACE THEIR BIDS. TRUCK NUTZ IS NOW EVEN MORE RICH, AND JUPITER HAS A BUNCH OF GREASY RICH PEOPLE ON THEM.

ACTION TWO: JUPITER VIOLENTLY EXPLODES (6)
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#40
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and everyone died, the end
Noot noot doot doot.

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