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Wheat
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
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somebody should strike up polite conversation. ask where they got their flower. also ask them their opinions on bobs, progressive tax brackets, and the use of interstellar tax havens to shelter capital gains from audits (also if they know of any tax havens in case we get rich from fortuna money)

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04-20-2017 01:15 AM
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GlowyMushroom
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
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>Introduce ourselves

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04-20-2017 02:37 AM
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Spish
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
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> Marble: Headlock CJ before he says anything blasphemous
> Marble: Greet the notail, ask them what it's like at the center of the universe
> Marble: Ask Pastor Rose to show us around the place
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04-20-2017 02:52 AM
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tronn
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
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(04-20-2017 01:06 AM)nonexistentPumpkin Wrote:  First we gotta get this outta the way:

>Cea: Oh dear lord it's disgusting.

>Cea: ...I hate notails.

>Cea: Flirt with it anyways

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04-20-2017 05:11 AM
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Fellow
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
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>You're just passing through.
>Marble: Tell him you brought milk and cookies but the evil tax men took your cookies away. Offer milk.
04-20-2017 09:48 AM
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neferiusNexus
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
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Oh dang! A wild Speedtuna character appears! :D

(04-20-2017 05:11 AM)tronn Wrote:  >Cea [Charisma roll]: Flirt with it anyways

Fixed that for you ^_^
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04-20-2017 03:56 PM
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Fellow
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
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I don't think charisma really rolls unless Cea's doing acrobatics.
Hmm..
>Cea:[Agility check]: Do a flirty cartwheel for the "notail".
04-20-2017 04:26 PM
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juddy555
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
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>Anyone really, some effect no matter your CHA: "So uh, hi?"

Line from my favorite adventure, All Night Laundry! And its website! (I linked to the first page)

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"Hey, how 'bout we don't lie to the nice lady with the baseball bat?"
04-21-2017 08:03 PM
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LoverIan
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
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(04-20-2017 02:52 AM)Spish Wrote:  > Marble: Headlock CJ before he says anything blasphemous
> Latta: Greet the notail, ask them what it's like at the center of the universe
> Marble: Ask Pastor Rose to show us around the place

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04-21-2017 09:08 PM
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Gimeurcookie
 RE: [Fortuna]: LIVEUPDATE STREAM
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04-23-2017 02:28 AM
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Wheat
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!
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offer the helper some help of your own: offer (to merge) them (with) a hamburger so they can be the hamburger helper. actually, to avoid copyright infringement, and because we're still new at crafting things, we can make them the hungburlger helper.

this is the best plan and is foolproof

e: Also ask them if the name bob means anything to them. hopefully this can speed up our encounter by triggering the transformation into their terrifying final boss forme. gotta have that stylized Boss Stat Screen

e2: serious suggestion: tell them that it's about us wanting to help everyone. We came here in hope that we could seek the Helper's super useful good face out in order to help clean up some of the messes that the universe is going through. this serious suggestion is in addition to (not instead of) the previous suggestions, which are probably more important

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04-23-2017 02:49 AM
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Starlit-Drakon
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!
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>Tell the Helper that we've already met the Future and Past, and the Unknown, and they were all rather friendly!

>also gently inform them of their now-broken chains

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04-23-2017 02:51 AM
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Heyoceama
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!
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(04-23-2017 02:51 AM)Starlit-Drakon Wrote:  >Tell the Helper that we've already met the Future and Past, and the Unknown, and they were all rather friendly!

>also gently inform them of their now-broken chains

Actually, the crew themselves never really met the Unknown. Latta just saw them once and decided to peace out.

"Fainting isn't real, only ninteenth century girls in corsets faint."
04-23-2017 02:58 AM
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Starlit-Drakon
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!
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(04-23-2017 02:58 AM)Heyoceama Wrote:  Actually, the crew themselves never really met the Unknown. Latta just saw them once and decided to peace out.

i could've specified better, but uh
i'm operating on the assumption that limbo gods can hear us directly, which
i mean
i guess isn't an assumption since we already talked to nikki and macciu and eris

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04-23-2017 04:32 AM
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tronn
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>Everybody: Go out and give it a big thumbs up sign and tell you're grateful for its help. Do this as long as necessary, or at least until your arms tire.

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04-23-2017 04:57 AM
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Futurdreamz
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!
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Seems the Helper is needy. We can work with that.
04-23-2017 07:38 AM
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Fellow
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>If you want praise we'll have to see you help us! If you beat yourself up from now on we'll just take your word for it.
04-23-2017 11:04 AM
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LoverIan
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Well you punish yourself for the sins of others that's pretty bad.
While we didn't know what the chains did or that you were connected to them, and that is our mistake and we're sorry for it, what if suffering for others who only talk ill of you was a mistake from the start?

You have faults, and everyone does. People can act shitty without being evil.

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04-23-2017 12:53 PM
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neferiusNexus
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Well that could have gone better... Ok, maybe not -_-)

Looks like that one chain might be the Neo or something? Who knows... Either-way, we need to explain to her that the Universe is ending earlier than expected, and that keeping them chained up probably won't even help.

To that end, i propose a simple and elegant solution:
>Cleo: Turn the bird around and start whooping loudly. Then when The Helper stops in confusion, explain that the Universe is ending in like 50 years and that she needs to put on her big-god britches and do something about it!
04-23-2017 01:02 PM
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Ferociousfeind
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!
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That fiend seems ferocious!

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Oooh, insecurity. Not sure how to approach this. Ingenuine appreciation of the Helpers help may aggravate them, while continued lack of appreciation in the name of squeezing exposition etc. out of them may /also/ aggravate them...

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Some fear for what it will hatch into. But not me. I'm not silly!
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