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Wheat
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics

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somebody should strike up polite conversation. ask where they got their flower. also ask them their opinions on bobs, progressive tax brackets, and the use of interstellar tax havens to shelter capital gains from audits (also if they know of any tax havens in case we get rich from fortuna money)

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04-20-2017, 01:15 AM
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>Introduce ourselves

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04-20-2017, 02:37 AM
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Spish
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
 

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> Marble: Headlock CJ before he says anything blasphemous
> Marble: Greet the notail, ask them what it's like at the center of the universe
> Marble: Ask Pastor Rose to show us around the place
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04-20-2017, 02:52 AM
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tronn
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
 

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(04-20-2017, 01:06 AM)nonexistentPumpkin Wrote: First we gotta get this outta the way:

>Cea: Oh dear lord it's disgusting.

>Cea: ...I hate notails.

>Cea: Flirt with it anyways

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04-20-2017, 05:11 AM
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Fellow
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
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>You're just passing through.
>Marble: Tell him you brought milk and cookies but the evil tax men took your cookies away. Offer milk.
04-20-2017, 09:48 AM
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neferiusNexus
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
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Oh dang! A wild Speedtuna character appears! :D

(04-20-2017, 05:11 AM)tronn Wrote: >Cea [Charisma roll]: Flirt with it anyways

Fixed that for you ^_^
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04-20-2017, 03:56 PM
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Fellow
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
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I don't think charisma really rolls unless Cea's doing acrobatics.
Hmm..
>Cea:[Agility check]: Do a flirty cartwheel for the "notail".
04-20-2017, 04:26 PM
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juddy555
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/19 Politics
 

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In a house. On a mass of land. On the planet Earth.
>Anyone really, some effect no matter your CHA: "So uh, hi?"

This is not the original Juddy. We made a deal because we use the same username, and I own this account now. I am the owner. It is me. Totally worth giving up a reddit account with high karma for a forum account with adventures I read
04-21-2017, 08:03 PM
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LoverIan
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(04-20-2017, 02:52 AM)Spish Wrote: > Marble: Headlock CJ before he says anything blasphemous
> Latta: Greet the notail, ask them what it's like at the center of the universe
> Marble: Ask Pastor Rose to show us around the place

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04-21-2017, 09:08 PM
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Gimeurcookie
 RE: [Fortuna]: LIVEUPDATE STREAM
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Fortuna rolls a 20 sided dice. A 5 is rolled.


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Fortuna rolls a 20 sided dice. A 20 is rolled.
Athena rerolls this in to a 6.
Fortuna rolls a 20 sided dice. A 1 is rolled.
Athena rerolls this in to an 18.


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04-23-2017, 02:28 AM
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Wheat
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!

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offer the helper some help of your own: offer (to merge) them (with) a hamburger so they can be the hamburger helper. actually, to avoid copyright infringement, and because we're still new at crafting things, we can make them the hungburlger helper.

this is the best plan and is foolproof

e: Also ask them if the name bob means anything to them. hopefully this can speed up our encounter by triggering the transformation into their terrifying final boss forme. gotta have that stylized Boss Stat Screen

e2: serious suggestion: tell them that it's about us wanting to help everyone. We came here in hope that we could seek the Helper's super useful good face out in order to help clean up some of the messes that the universe is going through. this serious suggestion is in addition to (not instead of) the previous suggestions, which are probably more important

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04-23-2017, 02:49 AM
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Starlit-Drakon
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!
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>Tell the Helper that we've already met the Future and Past, and the Unknown, and they were all rather friendly!

>also gently inform them of their now-broken chains

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04-23-2017, 02:51 AM
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Heyoceama
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!
 

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(04-23-2017, 02:51 AM)Starlit-Drakon Wrote: >Tell the Helper that we've already met the Future and Past, and the Unknown, and they were all rather friendly!

>also gently inform them of their now-broken chains

Actually, the crew themselves never really met the Unknown. Latta just saw them once and decided to peace out.

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04-23-2017, 02:58 AM
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Starlit-Drakon
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!
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(04-23-2017, 02:58 AM)Heyoceama Wrote: Actually, the crew themselves never really met the Unknown. Latta just saw them once and decided to peace out.

i could've specified better, but uh
i'm operating on the assumption that limbo gods can hear us directly, which
i mean
i guess isn't an assumption since we already talked to nikki and macciu and eris

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04-23-2017, 04:32 AM
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tronn
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!
 

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>Everybody: Go out and give it a big thumbs up sign and tell you're grateful for its help. Do this as long as necessary, or at least until your arms tire.

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04-23-2017, 04:57 AM
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Futurdreamz
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!
 

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Seems the Helper is needy. We can work with that.
04-23-2017, 07:38 AM
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Fellow
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>If you want praise we'll have to see you help us! If you beat yourself up from now on we'll just take your word for it.
04-23-2017, 11:04 AM
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LoverIan
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Well you punish yourself for the sins of others that's pretty bad.
While we didn't know what the chains did or that you were connected to them, and that is our mistake and we're sorry for it, what if suffering for others who only talk ill of you was a mistake from the start?

You have faults, and everyone does. People can act shitty without being evil.

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04-23-2017, 12:53 PM
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neferiusNexus
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Well that could have gone better... Ok, maybe not -_-)

Looks like that one chain might be the Neo or something? Who knows... Either-way, we need to explain to her that the Universe is ending earlier than expected, and that keeping them chained up probably won't even help.

To that end, i propose a simple and elegant solution:
>Cleo: Turn the bird around and start whooping loudly. Then when The Helper stops in confusion, explain that the Universe is ending in like 50 years and that she needs to put on her big-god britches and do something about it!
04-23-2017, 01:02 PM
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Ferociousfeind
 RE: [Fortuna]: 4/22 I'm helping!
That fiend seems ferocious!

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Oooh, insecurity. Not sure how to approach this. Ingenuine appreciation of the Helpers help may aggravate them, while continued lack of appreciation in the name of squeezing exposition etc. out of them may /also/ aggravate them...

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Some fear for what it will hatch into. But not me. I'm not silly!
04-27-2017, 02:47 AM
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Gimeurcookie
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Sorry about the lack of updates lately! I'm currently working on getting the redux up to speed and have updated it a few times. (And currently it's finally past game 0, though not all the pages have been posted so I can stockpile them to stagger them out instead of submitting them anytime I make them.)

Sadly I'm going to be shifting more and more towards redux work as game 3 will be shifting in to the website format instead and thus no matter what there is going to be a pause at the end of this game to finish up the redux. Which I won't lie, is going to take quite a few months, but I hope to have something to keep us entertained while that goes on.

And by that I mean I'll likely open a suggestion box for the redux, allowing us to have a few optional conversations with crew 1 + 2.


For now here's the stream dates for this month! Please be warned, the dates are highly likely to move around so you'll likely need to recheck the sheet time to time. I will at least attempt to post the day before live updates!

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05-03-2017, 06:38 AM
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05-19-2017, 03:05 AM
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Futurdreamz
 RE: [Fortuna]: 5/19 Please don't flirt with god
 

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...well, at least we are on our way.
05-19-2017, 03:39 PM
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Wheat
 RE: [Fortuna]: 5/19 Please don't flirt with god

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Look, youre on another whole plane of mental existence than me, I can't really comprehend the...scale of your story. I've heard sometimes gods get regular people to act as their go beyweens,sort of like a "talking head" for the god. Why dont you get someone to act as one of those "god heads?" It might help you in translating your ideas for us mortals.
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05-19-2017, 06:03 PM
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tronn
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>"accidentally" lose the batteries from the walkie-talkie, enjoy the rest of the journey in awkward silence.

Ahah, Cleo is the best!

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05-19-2017, 08:00 PM
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