OFFICE QUEST 2K15

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OFFICE QUEST 2K15
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(02-28-2016, 03:28 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »grab a baguette from the garbage can

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#27
GreatKaiserNui Wrote:>Use Baguette as a pole vault.

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youv'e landed.....






BUT WEHRE????????!!!!!!!!???
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#28
in the north pole. it's spring, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the earth is dying, we're all going to EXPLODE
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#29
turtleOracle Wrote:> on MARS
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what coudl be insine of the adjacent diomiclile?
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you go check.

Ged Merrilin Wrote:You have crossed over the fourth wall.
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a52: What the fuck
a52: How the hell did you manage to get in here?
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#30
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lets observance what this poser doe's on his computer?...
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fuck. nowonder he never update's. loook at this frivolousness. kittens? what a chump.
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now HEAR WE GO
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success! yuo have deftlynessly managed to hack yourself in too CHAOS EMERELDS errr i mean ENTROPY CRSUTLS!!
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#31
> command the kittens
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#32
(03-27-2016, 02:42 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »> command the kittens

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CHARGE!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!
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it is no use. the kitten's are simply two insurrectionary.
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#33
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you wander off into the strange, wierid, unccomon extrarterriastrial desert. small kitten follows you, while running kitten and rolling kitten both go their seperaet ways. what worthless renegaddes. at t least you can alaways trust small kiten.

sometimes you think small kitten may be your onyl friend. then you remember thatt you have billions of dollars worth of proprerty in a hgihly successful company and that you can pretty much buy friends whenever you want.

except you cant because your' on mars.
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#34
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somethign is ont he horizon...
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#35
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go in? Y/M
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#36
M is for mango so MAN, GO IN
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#37
(04-01-2016, 12:15 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »M is for mango so MAN, GO IN

u try... but SUDDENLY youre CHARACTER SWITCHES???!!!!????

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enter name.
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#38
big bertha
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#39
(04-01-2016, 08:16 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »big bertha

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no.
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background=yellow]you're name is TED "BIG" CRUZ.

itisyourBIRTHFDAYUtodayandyouarereallyreallyEXCITED.
youliveinaIGLOOMANSION,andareREALLYFUCKINGRICHOKAY.youaresoREALLYFUCKINGRICHthatyoucanaffordanIGLOOMANSION.in fac,youhaveanIGLLOOMANSIONonlybecauseyouareREALLUFUCKINGRICH.

SOMETIMESYOULILKETOREAPEATYOURSELFFORFUNBECAUSEYOUGETSOEXCITED,ANDWHENYOUAREEXCITEDYOUREPEATWHATYOUSAYBECAUSEYOUARESOEXCITEDTHATYOUREPEATYOURSELF

EVERYTHINGISGREAT.

youliketotalkreallyfastandyourbombfriendhandleiscandyTasterbecauseyoureallylikecandyalso.
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#41
a reminder that the authorship position is still available, but now im going to need a fully completed resume and job application, both signed by several witness in blood, and an 8-page essay describing in detail why you think you are the best for officequest and why you think officequest is best for you. I'll also need your real name, address, social security number, credit card number, and bank password for verification, as well as proof that you've bought a cheap prescription to viagra.
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#42
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open chatlog:
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somebodyhasbeenmessagingyouwhatshouldyousaytoher???????
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#43
omgiwasworking!!!!!!!gotalight
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#44
(04-10-2016, 07:39 AM)Schazer Wrote: »omgiwasworking!!!!!!!gotalight

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whywoudlyouwantalightwhenyouareaBOMB?!!??
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andshelivesreallyfarawaysoisshesupposedtogiveyoualight?
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butanyway

openchatlod:
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it seems tht your pulchritudiouns accomplice is indispoded. now whattt??????

(hint: try pressing options)
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#45
drop a bowling ball on the otpinos button
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#46
(04-17-2016, 11:40 PM)Schazer Wrote: »drop a bowling ball on the otpinos button
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#47
play golf with the computer until your options are correctly input'd
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#48
eat the mouse
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#49
(04-18-2016, 02:45 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »eat the mouse
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(04-18-2016, 01:02 AM)Schazer Wrote: »play golf with the computer until your options are correctly input'd
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option's have been scattered everywhewr
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