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OFFICE QUEST 2K15
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 RE: OFFICE QUEST 2K15
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(02-28-2016, 03:28 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: grab a baguette from the garbage can

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03-11-2016, 09:35 PM
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 RE: OFFICE QUEST 2K15
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GreatKaiserNui Wrote:>Use Baguette as a pole vault.

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youv'e landed.....






BUT WEHRE????????!!!!!!!!???
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ICan'tGiveCredit
 RE: OFFICE QUEST 2K15
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in the north pole. it's spring, the sun is shining, the birds are singing, the earth is dying, we're all going to EXPLODE

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03-17-2016, 08:59 PM
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a52
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turtleOracle Wrote:> on MARS
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what coudl be insine of the adjacent diomiclile?
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you go check.

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a52: What the fuck
a52: How the hell did you manage to get in here?
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03-19-2016, 05:18 AM
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a52
 RE: OFFICE QUEST 2K15
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lets observance what this poser doe's on his computer?...
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fuck. nowonder he never update's. loook at this frivolousness. kittens? what a chump.
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now HEAR WE GO
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success! yuo have deftlynessly managed to hack yourself in too CHAOS EMERELDS errr i mean ENTROPY CRSUTLS!!
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03-27-2016, 12:44 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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> command the kittens

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03-27-2016, 02:42 AM
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a52
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(03-27-2016, 02:42 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: > command the kittens

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CHARGE!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!
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it is no use. the kitten's are simply two insurrectionary.
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03-30-2016, 12:28 AM
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a52
 RE: OFFICE QUEST 2K15
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you wander off into the strange, wierid, unccomon extrarterriastrial desert. small kitten follows you, while running kitten and rolling kitten both go their seperaet ways. what worthless renegaddes. at t least you can alaways trust small kiten.

sometimes you think small kitten may be your onyl friend. then you remember thatt you have billions of dollars worth of proprerty in a hgihly successful company and that you can pretty much buy friends whenever you want.

except you cant because your' on mars.
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a52
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somethign is ont he horizon...
03-31-2016, 09:09 PM
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go in? Y/M
04-01-2016, 12:11 AM
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M is for mango so MAN, GO IN

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04-01-2016, 12:15 AM
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(04-01-2016, 12:15 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: M is for mango so MAN, GO IN

u try... but SUDDENLY youre CHARACTER SWITCHES???!!!!????

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enter name.
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big bertha

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04-01-2016, 08:16 PM
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(04-01-2016, 08:16 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: big bertha

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no.
04-02-2016, 04:28 AM
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background=yellow]you're name is TED "BIG" CRUZ.

itisyourBIRTHFDAYUtodayandyouarereallyreallyEXCITED.
youliveinaIGLOOMANSION,andareREALLYFUCKINGRICHOKAY.youaresoREALLYFUCKINGRICHthatyoucanaffordanIGLOOMANSION.in fac,youhaveanIGLLOOMANSIONonlybecauseyouareREALLUFUCKINGRICH.

SOMETIMESYOULILKETOREAPEATYOURSELFFORFUNBECAUSEYOUGETSOEXCITED,ANDWHENYOUAREEXCITEDYOUREPEATWHATYOUSAYBECAUSEYOUARESOEXCITEDTHATYOUREPEATYOURSELF

EVERYTHINGISGREAT.

youliketotalkreallyfastandyourbombfriendhandleiscandyTasterbecauseyoureallylikecandyalso.
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04-05-2016, 05:27 AM
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a52
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a reminder that the authorship position is still available, but now im going to need a fully completed resume and job application, both signed by several witness in blood, and an 8-page essay describing in detail why you think you are the best for officequest and why you think officequest is best for you. I'll also need your real name, address, social security number, credit card number, and bank password for verification, as well as proof that you've bought a cheap prescription to viagra.
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04-05-2016, 05:44 AM
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a52
 RE: OFFICE QUEST 2K15
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open chatlog:
Spoiler :
gA: h7y
gA: 7re yo7 7w7ke y7t
gA: h7ppy b7rthd7y yo7 7sele7ss ch7mp
gA: f7ck yo7
gA: w7ke 7p st7p7d
gA: wh7 7ren't yo7 r7sp7nd7ng
gA: 7 h7te yo7
gA: 7 l7ve yo7
gA: n7?
gA: st7ll n7 r7sp7nse?
gA: 7r 7re yo7 j7st 7v77d7ng m7 7n p7rp7se
gA: 7re yo7 j7st t77 N7RVO7S t7 t7lk t7 7 b7be l7ke m7?
gA: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
gA: yo7 kn7w m7 s7st7r d7d th7s t7 m7 7nce
gA: 7 k7ll7d h7r
gA: 7t w7s f7n
gA: 7 w7nt7d t7 t7ll h7r 7ll 7bo7t m7 br7nd n7w p7t c7rr7t
gA: h7s n7me w7s j7m
gA: h7 w7s br7ght 7r7nge.
gA: b7t sh7 wo7ldn't 7v7n l7st7n
gA: s7 7 st7bbed h7r w7th h7m
gA: s7dl7 j7m d7ed 7n th7 pr7c7ss 7s w7ll
gA: f7r7v7r t77nt7d b7 m7 s7st7r's bl77d
gA: 7 7te h7m 7nyw7y
gA: yo7 c7nt l7t g77d f77d g7 t7 w7ste
gA: 7v7n 7f 7t 7s co7ted 7n yo7r de7r d7p7rt7d s7bl7ngs bl77d
somebodyhasbeenmessagingyouwhatshouldyousaytoher???????
04-10-2016, 05:30 AM
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Schazer
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omgiwasworking!!!!!!!gotalight
04-10-2016, 07:39 AM
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(04-10-2016, 07:39 AM)Schazer Wrote: omgiwasworking!!!!!!!gotalight

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whywoudlyouwantalightwhenyouareaBOMB?!!??
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andshelivesreallyfarawaysoisshesupposedtogiveyoualight?
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butanyway

openchatlod:
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gA: 7nd n7w 7m g7ing t7 d7 th7 s7me th7ng t7 yo7.
gA: yo7 h7nds7me, k7ll7ble d7v7l ;) <3 <3 <3
cT: ohhello!
cT: sorryijustwokeup!
cT: itsmybirthdayandimreallyreallyexcited

gA: y77h 7 kn7w
gA: 7'm s7nd7ng yo7r b7rthd7y pr7s7nt t7 yo7 t7d7y
cT: ohwowreally?!!!
cT: whatisitwhatisitwhatisitwhatisit?
gA: 7t's...
*gA has been attacked by ravens*
cT: whatwheredidyougoareyouokay?!
it seems tht your pulchritudiouns accomplice is indispoded. now whattt??????

(hint: try pressing options)
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Schazer
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drop a bowling ball on the otpinos button
04-17-2016, 11:40 PM
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(04-17-2016, 11:40 PM)Schazer Wrote: drop a bowling ball on the otpinos button
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04-18-2016, 12:06 AM
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play golf with the computer until your options are correctly input'd
04-18-2016, 01:02 AM
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eat the mouse

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
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(04-18-2016, 02:45 AM)Reyweld Wrote: eat the mouse
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(04-18-2016, 01:02 AM)Schazer Wrote: play golf with the computer until your options are correctly input'd
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04-18-2016, 04:17 PM
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option's have been scattered everywhewr
04-18-2016, 09:54 PM
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