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ICan'tGiveCredit
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these passages are spam bots.

From biblical times.

"A day without a laugh is a day wasted."
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03-18-2016 12:58 AM
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Mehgamehn
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This one has actually been present in every single one of these, but I thought I'd finally give it spotlight.

Quote:WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE!: John Deere mowers and tractors, like new or barn fresh. XXX-XXX-XXXX

"Like New or Barn Fresh" is just too catchy to NOT make my title.

Quote:1982 Bronco: Solid truck. No rust. Runs good. Has not been abused. New seals for top, rear windows and doors. New tie rods and drag linc. $4000 or best offer. XXX-XXX-XXXX. XXXXX

And our star, the single, solitary, shining brightness that is Ron.
Quote:When a person accepts that Christians are not under the law and it satisfies their spiritual needs, they have no reason to look further and are content with doctrines of men (Mt 15:9), for such is not written in The Bible! When The Holy Father draws one to Christ (Jn 6:44), the love of truth overcomes the heart (opposite of what many churches teach)! The law of Elohim starts taking hold and gives understanding to the need to obey His every word (Deut 8:3, Mt 4:4, Lk 4:4) and (1Jn 3:4-9)! Then the Truth has set you free from false teaching(Jn 8:31-32,Jn 14:6,15,24)! So be it!
Ron & Jeri
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WHO THE FUCK IS JERI
03-24-2016 10:27 PM
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SleepingOrange
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One of the vultures that live in his eaves

03-24-2016 11:09 PM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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his parrot that went to one sermon, ONE SERMON, and started rattling off this nonsense

"A day without a laugh is a day wasted."
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03-24-2016 11:41 PM
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Mehgamehn
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There's nothing good, and frankly I'm feeling like the Ron thing has run its course as far as humor goes. He's mostly saying the same shit at this point, its no longer particularly funny. I'm only including this week's because he apparently calls Jesus "The Jew"???

Quote:In 345 C.E Constantine imposed apostasy on the Nicene council to establish Ishtar to be worshipped yearly on the first Sunday after the full moon, not before March 22nd nor later then April 25th! These traditions has The Jew (Jn 4:9) rising nearly a month before He even goes to the cross! Even Gregory's calendar reveals the difference. When man's commandments are taken for doctrines, it is vain worship (Mt 15:9)! Can a so called Christian explain why a day created by man (not by The Bible) is greater than The Holy Passover established by The Holy Father, to whom thou claim to believe and not have pagan origins? So Be It! Ron & Jeri

Jn 4:9, I checked, does refer to Jesus as a jew. It goes like this

Quote:The Samaritan woman said to him, “You are a Jew and I am a Samaritan woman. How can you ask me for a drink?”

So like, he definitely cited his source on that one.
03-31-2016 03:54 AM
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Mehgamehn
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Quote:Loose Dog: Will the person letting their Great White Pyrenese run loose in XXXXX please contain it. It is damaging property and causing trouble. There is a leash law and it will be reported if you fail to act on this.

Quote:Facebook: [local college], 55 and older, Apr. 19-21, only $25. XXX-XXX-XXXX

There's a 1-ton dump for sale, which is some truck that also happens to have a Cummins engine and really I'm just a child.

And a sad one :c

Quote:Cancer ended my Restoration Project: 1977 Terry bass boat with 150 HP motor, water speed over 50 MPH, several new parts already purchased. $2,500. Billy, XXX-XXX-XXXX

And as for our old buddy Ron (and Yoko Ono Jeri), they're still thumping, but its not particularly funny. Its the same old same old with them, so just imagine it in your heads. If Ron ever starts spitting true fire again I'll show ya.

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04-08-2016 04:46 AM
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now there's a car with some get up and go.

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