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ProfessorLizzard
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>Attempt to tell José that it was a nice shot
03-21-2017, 12:19 PM
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Electric-Nope
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Ayy, I got chosen, look at that Happymelon

Flush: Wow, this really doesn't faze you, does it? Jose just fired a bullet the size of a goddamned planetoid from an equally-gigantic rifle and you barely looked shocked at the result for even five seconds. Have you seen even WEIRDER stuff or do you genuinely just not give a damn?

Jose: Be sent flying into the sky by the recoil and/or wind currents generated by firing the Rifle Tower.
03-21-2017, 04:22 PM
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Electric-Nope
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Tubs and Flush: ...Sure is convenient that this one particular fragile-looking plateau survived the force from that shot...
03-21-2017, 04:30 PM
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typeandkey
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>Hopefully that thing you need isn't all smashed up now.
03-21-2017, 06:01 PM
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Wheat
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(03-21-2017, 12:19 PM)ProfessorLizzard Wrote: >Attempt to tell José that it was a nice shot

jose: be temporarily deaf from gunshot with permanent hearing damage and tinnitus

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03-21-2017, 07:35 PM
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LuFa
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(03-21-2017, 04:30 PM)Electric-Nope Wrote: Tubs and Flush: ...Sure is convenient that this one particular fragile-looking plateau survived the force from that shot...

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It wasn't convenient in he slightest. You dropped your pillar and stood behind it, shielding you from the blast.

There's a reason you lug it around. It's the only thing that's as strong as you are.


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You drop down and go off towards the rifle tower, with Flush in tow.


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Fortunately, you bump into José on the way!


(03-21-2017, 12:19 PM)ProfessorLizzard Wrote: >Attempt to tell José that it was a nice shot

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03-23-2017, 07:14 AM
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Schazer
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deploy sign language, your boy's gotta know
03-23-2017, 07:31 AM
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typeandkey
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>Welp, José won't be useful for a while. Time for him to stand in the back.
03-23-2017, 08:55 AM
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SirBlizz98
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>Whack this disrespectful goob. "Don't interrupt me."

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Adun Toridas, Space Ninja...
03-23-2017, 08:59 AM
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ProfessorLizzard
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>Well, you tried, time to get the loot
03-23-2017, 10:08 AM
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>Flush: Cardboard Subtitles.
03-23-2017, 01:24 PM
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Electric-Nope
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(03-23-2017, 01:24 PM)Unclever title Wrote: >Flush: Cardboard Subtitles.

Seconding this, it sounds hilarious and I'd love to see more of Flush's artwork
...Seconding suggestions is a thing you can do, right?
03-23-2017, 05:19 PM
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Electric-Nope
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Tubs: So what's the story behind your Pillar, anyway? Something tells me it ain't your average stone column.

Jose: Ask Tubs if he has any hearing aids in his Beatnik's Bag. But first you probably need something to wipe that blood off your ears.
03-23-2017, 05:24 PM
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LuFa
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(03-23-2017, 01:24 PM)Unclever title Wrote: >Flush: Cardboard Subtitles.

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03-28-2017, 04:59 AM
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Schazer
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Check through your pockets for bandaids or other healing items, but maybe do it as you walk
03-28-2017, 05:24 AM
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GuardianTempest
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Jose: Feel better about yourself since Tubs gave you praise
03-28-2017, 06:18 AM
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BlacKnight
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José: Try to not have permanent hearing problems.
03-28-2017, 10:51 AM
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BreadProduct
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Inject Jose with some of those green drugs in an attempt to fix his ears
03-28-2017, 01:28 PM
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typeandkey
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>Flush: Receive positive feedback for your quick and creative thinking. This is why you're Tubb's favorite.
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03-28-2017, 06:12 PM
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smuchmuch
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>Stop lollygaging and go get that briefcase.
03-28-2017, 06:29 PM
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Derelict
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> Flush: Mess with Jose by making subtitles that are different to what Tubs is actually saying. Perhaps something like "I like Flush better than you", that should mess with Jose quite nicely.

I write reviews on video games, and other various things, so if you're into that sorta thing, please consider checking out my site, East Side Port.

03-30-2017, 07:32 PM
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Electric-Nope
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Tubs: Give that Medkit that you AUTO-LOOTED from Big Endian to José so he can wipe away that blood.
03-31-2017, 02:11 PM
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LuFa
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(03-28-2017, 06:29 PM)smuchmuch Wrote: >Stop lollygaging and go get that briefcase.

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...What just happened? It felt like the sky had fallen on your head.


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April... Fools?

I'll update the mirror tomorrow, when it's gone back to being readable Melonspa
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04-01-2017, 08:15 PM
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Fellow
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(04-01-2017, 08:15 PM)LuFa Wrote:
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>Connie: Ship it.
04-01-2017, 08:50 PM
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Electric-Nope
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I KNEW ALPHA WAS GONNA BE ALIVE! Meloncooly

Alpha: Take out your sniper rifle's FLASHLIGHT ATTACHMENT and use it to look around.

Tubs: Consider shaving or trimming your moustache.
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04-01-2017, 09:11 PM
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