Polite but Irreverent Thread about Food

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Polite but Irreverent Thread about Food
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#2
bacon wrapped scallops
a sandwich of hashbrown patties and bacon (called a "Dunnery" after the inventor, bless their soul)
bacon and egg on a tortilla with cheese
bacon
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#3
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#4
i greatly enjoy bacon in my ice cream. maple bacon ice cream.
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#5
bacons ok i guess not great or anything, theres better meats
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#6
Superior meats, meats muh beats. Beets. Beetroot. I am rooting for destruction.bhh78y7y667767677676776676979690098887765645544342312`143123423465566768978809-0909-=[[p][p]l''./>>>>.,mnbvcxdgsdfhgjhkjuyytr
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#7
Maple Bacon Potato Chips are a thing, and they are pretty good and capture the flavour semi-accurately.
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#8
Hahahahah, kinda sounds like roast chicken and honey chips. It draws from that same principle of weird food flavours.
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#9
alligator meat is super bland imo, anything you get out of it is from seasoning

you know what bacon is good for tho

(its potato skins)
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#10
i love potato skins
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#11
There are three types of people:
  1. People who for heath reasons or beliefs, can't or won't eat bacon
  2. People who like bacon
  3. People who are wrong

Just don't put it with chocolate or peanut butter I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHY???
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#12
(04-16-2016, 05:32 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Just don't put it with chocolate or peanut butter I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHY???

that sounds really bad
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#13
i have a really bad bacon story

one time my dad cooked a bunch of bacon, in the microwave,

and.. it was.. so fucking greasy

like, soggy with grease

not in a good way, like a wholesome burger dripping with grease

a bad way

a "i got sick and was belching bacon for hours why did i eat that" way
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#14
he also put ketchup on spaghetti and thought i was being a snob when i couldnt finish it
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(04-16-2016, 05:33 PM)Loather Wrote: »
(04-16-2016, 05:32 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »Just don't put it with chocolate or peanut butter I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHY???

that sounds really bad
@Sonic (the fast food place, not the hedgehog): Why do you have a peanut butter bacon milkshake? Why does that even need to be a thing that exists?
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#16
WHAT THEY HAVE THOSE AT SONIC

AHH
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#17
sonic is actually a pretty decent place to get breakfast burritos, by fast food chain standards

i dunno why but whataburger has some gross breakfast burritos in comparison

i like their chicken fajita tacos though even though they're like, objectively bad

like with shitty bottom-tier tortillas all soggy with grease

yet

so tasty

esp with picante sauce
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#18
welp i think i know what i'm getting for lunch
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#19
(i love food talk)
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#20
I've made a spaghetti with mushroom sauce, topped with fried mushroom, onion, garlic, sausage, and bacon.

It was divine.
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#21
that does sound like a very good use of bacon
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#22
please mail me your spaghetti leftovers reyweld
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#23
bacon dipped in chocolate is delicious! but only if its the right kind of bacon.

case in point my folks made chocolate covered bacon the other day. i had two. one was more greasy and had fat. the other was grilled to a crisp. the greasy one was gross but the crispy one was amazingly delicious.

it really depends on the consistency of the bacon itself, which is not easy to accomplish.
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#24
maple bacon donuts
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