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Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
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Bobert
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We had burritos for dinner on Friday and a pavlova for dessert, it was good stuff. Pizza for Thursday dinner. Otherwise mostly unremarkable and not venturous.
12-09-2016, 11:41 PM
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Oh hey this is back. Sort of kind of, yeah. I've cooked a bunch more shit this year and that made me slightly more confident in myself but y'know. I still freak the fuck out a lot, stress can make me completely shut down and not even think like a regular person. I threw mince into a frypan and then added the onion later but it should have been the other way around (to be slightly fair to me, it was an improvised dish)
09-11-2017, 02:06 PM
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I'm cooking spaghetti today and I've never done that. This is frightening.
09-13-2017, 04:12 AM
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I cooked it but none of my family members ate any. Even today at dinner time. I'm so disgruntled by that.
09-14-2017, 12:11 PM
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Burgers are delicious and I also neglected my food thread child for 3 solid months. If I can't be arsed to give a damn, how am I to fare with real offspring or children in general? Abloo ahoo abloohoohoo
12-17-2017, 08:49 AM
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there is nothing to believe in.
02-07-2018, 01:58 AM
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I made smoke for dinner tonight.

There were some patties under it in the pan for some reason.
02-07-2018, 03:05 AM
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Countrymen, I say to ya: Beware Canadia!
Personally I don't like smoke, but to each their own.

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02-07-2018, 03:22 AM
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It's not my favorite, either.
But it was pretty good smoke. As far as smoke goes.
02-07-2018, 06:45 AM
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I ate a second piece of chicken for dinner today and now I feel like I want to hurl. Not very pleasant.
04-16-2018, 12:07 PM
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Iriri
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I haven't heard that name in years . . .

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Never had food. Sounds interesting, though.
04-16-2018, 01:09 PM
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Bobert
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You tell tricky and deceptive lies Iriri. Of course you had food, don't be obtuse.
04-16-2018, 01:21 PM
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Iriri
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I haven't heard that name in years . . .

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Corn's a food, right? Sorry, I'm new to this.
04-17-2018, 07:09 AM
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Corn is food and yet so much more.
04-17-2018, 07:40 AM
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Iriri
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I haven't heard that name in years . . .

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Okay but what about gum?
04-17-2018, 09:24 AM
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Bobert
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No no no NO
04-17-2018, 09:48 AM
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Gum can go right to the trash where it belongs. Except xanthan gum, which is very different and well-loved child.

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04-17-2018, 03:35 PM
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Gum is not children how many times do I have to say this to you young man
04-17-2018, 05:06 PM
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I was gonna say fucking idiot but this seemed funnier
04-17-2018, 05:07 PM
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The deepest, most petrifying depths of your local Wal-Mart
i imbibe toxic waste

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04-18-2018, 01:37 AM
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Cool what is ur poison? I am a V and monster kind of guy-man-dude-my-dude-el-duderino-man-thing-my-gu-dude-man-manman-theboy-the-thing-thething-thething1982byJohnCarpenter-the-dude-jeffreylebowski-man kind of guy.
04-18-2018, 10:10 AM
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04-18-2018, 01:40 PM
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sounds unhealthy
04-18-2018, 01:44 PM
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Croissants are goood
04-18-2018, 01:45 PM
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I actually cooked sausages today for the first time, on the surface they looked cooked but once I bit down my suspicions that they were undercooked were confirmed.
04-18-2018, 01:55 PM
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