Polite but Irreverent Thread about Food

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Polite but Irreverent Thread about Food
We had burritos for dinner on Friday and a pavlova for dessert, it was good stuff. Pizza for Thursday dinner. Otherwise mostly unremarkable and not venturous.
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Oh hey this is back. Sort of kind of, yeah. I've cooked a bunch more shit this year and that made me slightly more confident in myself but y'know. I still freak the fuck out a lot, stress can make me completely shut down and not even think like a regular person. I threw mince into a frypan and then added the onion later but it should have been the other way around (to be slightly fair to me, it was an improvised dish)
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I'm cooking spaghetti today and I've never done that. This is frightening.
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I cooked it but none of my family members ate any. Even today at dinner time. I'm so disgruntled by that.
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Burgers are delicious and I also neglected my food thread child for 3 solid months. If I can't be arsed to give a damn, how am I to fare with real offspring or children in general? Abloo ahoo abloohoohoo
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there is nothing to believe in.
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I made smoke for dinner tonight.

There were some patties under it in the pan for some reason.
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Personally I don't like smoke, but to each their own.
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It's not my favorite, either.
But it was pretty good smoke. As far as smoke goes.
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I ate a second piece of chicken for dinner today and now I feel like I want to hurl. Not very pleasant.
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Never had food. Sounds interesting, though.
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You tell tricky and deceptive lies Iriri. Of course you had food, don't be obtuse.
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Corn's a food, right? Sorry, I'm new to this.
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Corn is food and yet so much more.
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Okay but what about gum?
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No no no NO
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Gum can go right to the trash where it belongs. Except xanthan gum, which is very different and well-loved child.
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Gum is not children how many times do I have to say this to you young man
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I was gonna say fucking idiot but this seemed funnier
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i imbibe toxic waste
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Cool what is ur poison? I am a V and monster kind of guy-man-dude-my-dude-el-duderino-man-thing-my-gu-dude-man-manman-theboy-the-thing-thething-thething1982byJohnCarpenter-the-dude-jeffreylebowski-man kind of guy.
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exhausted tubes of plutonium, shaken, on the rocks
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sounds unhealthy
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Croissants are goood
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I actually cooked sausages today for the first time, on the surface they looked cooked but once I bit down my suspicions that they were undercooked were confirmed.
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