Polite but Irreverent Thread about Food

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Polite but Irreverent Thread about Food
RE: Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
Croissants ARE good..
what do undercooked hotdogs taste like, boblem
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RE: Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
It's like regular sausages but you can feel the tangible cut up herbs inside on your tongue and teeth and hear the crunch and there is this icky sensation when you reach the undercooked meat part, that I can't really describe. The only purposefuly under-cooked things I've eaten were medium rare steaks so the feelings was slightly familiar but with none of the pleasantness I've come to associate with it. It's weird. What should have given it away was how much softer the sausages were to the touch of my fork (and consequentially harder to pierce).
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RE: Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
grooooss! Raw sosig does not compare to a medium rare steak, cus the steak atleast has a nice texture. Mushy gritty sosig does not!!! Sorry u had to experience that, big rip
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RE: Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
I hate having anything to do with cooking Mexican food of any kind no matter how simple. It's always a freaking headache for me, always something bad is happening.
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RE: Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
Ice cream is good
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Bellpeppers are nasty n gross and smel bad n i dont like them at all
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RE: Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
I don't think anyone legitimately likes or trusts bell peppers. They're evil and Spike from Cowboy Bebop hates them.
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Controversial: I like bell peppers, but mainly the ripe ones (green peppers have their place in pasta and omelets, but not fresh + in my mouth)
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RE: Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
Red bell peppers are sweet and tasty!

And Mexican food is great too.
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RE: Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
I can sense a bellpepper within a 300 km radius, and when i do i crumple up into a defective origami of horror and disgust, before disappearing entirely into the void
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RE: Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
that's me, with parsley/coriander
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My greatest weakness is pickles. Their funky flow is too much for me
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RE: Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
You're not funky enough for the ghost of James Brown.
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RE: Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
I had a coworker who would take all the unwanted bacon fat we had in our kitchen and made bacon scented soap out of it. I don't think it'd be pleasant to smell like bacon all day
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RE: Muthafucking Food Talk (And bacon, maybe?)
That's certainly a good use for it, if weird. Bacon does smell nice in a kitchen environment but it would attract unwarranted attention and solicit disgust in any other setting I think.
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RE: Polite but Irreverent Thread about Food
Emotional death, mental death, death that is not of the body but of the soul. All these things dictate a personality overhaul and with them comes change.

Oh, food.
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RE: Polite but Irreverent Thread about Food
how about the fajita-related heat death of the universe? taco bell has perpetrated countless crimes of cosmic scale against your local dimension and the citizens of earth have done nothing to counteract the radiation emitting from each and every black-hole-producing bite!
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RE: Polite but Irreverent Thread about Food
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I got fed up with being a weird internet clown after all the pain and misery of 2017 and thinking on it for too long. So if I feel the need to be stupid, weird and/or mean I am putting it into a spoiler. Also I never liked Homestuck or the trolls a whole lot and had to be persuaded into liking parts of it because I'm stubborn and hostile as all hell, so I'm glad Eagle Time and Hawkspace no longer give two hoots about it.

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