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Gatr's NSFW Pokémon Theatre
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Gatr
 Gatr's NSFW Pokémon Theatre
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WARNING NSFW

ONLY OPEN THIS SPOILER IF YOU ARE NOT IN A WORK ENVIRONMENT

YOU MUST BE 18+ AND YOU MUST CONSENT TO SEEING POKÉ DONG

Spoiler :

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04-18-2016, 02:01 AM
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Jacquerel
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I can't believe what I'm seeing, my poor innocent eyes
04-18-2016, 02:16 AM
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Loather
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cool?

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thank you for defending our freedom

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04-18-2016, 02:23 AM
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Kíeros
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(04-18-2016, 02:01 AM)Gatr Wrote: [url=http://eagle-time.com/showthread.php?tid=1062][color=#000000][spoiler][/spoiler][/color][/url]
Excuse me, where is the Pokédong that I consented to?
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04-18-2016, 02:52 AM
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Loather
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(04-18-2016, 02:52 AM)Kíeros Wrote: Excuse me, where is the Pokédong that I consented to?

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/D...3%A9mon%29

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04-18-2016, 03:03 AM
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Gatr
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Alright here's the real deal.

SERIOUSLY I MEAN IT THIS TIME THE PREVIOUS WARNINGS APPLY

also to play it safe i've posted links instead.

Spoiler :
So this is a comic-in-a-flash that has multiple paths. Some are very funny. It's made by argon_vile who has this ongoing romantic storyline that's just dang cute. The explicit content is relatively tame compared to some other stuff. https://e621.net/post/show/457048

the original jimmy buffest from before he was the buffest jimmy https://e621.net/post/show/133522

and here is the promised buff feraligatr https://e621.net/post/show/683792

i hope this taught you all a lesson.

vote for jimmy buffest 2017

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04-18-2016, 03:53 AM
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Loather
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Spoiler :
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04-18-2016, 03:57 AM
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Justice Watch
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Why stop with the comic, why not showcase that breakout game he made once

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04-18-2016, 06:47 AM
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Gatr
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I'm posting here again to hold myself to the challenge posted here: http://eagle-time.com/showthread.php?tid...#pid122058

It will be dramatic, it will be raunchy, and it will either the best or the worst thing anyone's ever read.

Poke-dongs practically guaranteed.

problem is it might take me a while, considering I don't have a lot of free time now.

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04-19-2016, 03:25 AM
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Gatr
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(04-18-2016, 06:47 AM)earthexe Wrote: Why stop with the comic, why not showcase that breakout game he made once

I can't find the link anymore. At least, not on the sites I frequent. If you have a link, it would be greatly appreciated.

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04-19-2016, 03:27 AM
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Justice Watch
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Friend, I would love to.

But I lack a certain boldness that you obviously have. Also its also one of the four things tagged with flash.

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04-20-2016, 01:54 AM
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Gatr
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I'm dumb. Here it is.

(STILL NSFW)

https://e621.net/post/show/335805/

I thought I already had it favorited. I tend to fav a lot of things. Anyways yeah it's a fun game. Like Breakout but there's no limits to powers apparently so you can flood the screen quite easily. Definitely worth a play even if you're not into pokedong.

(please, dont compliment my apparent boldness. this is just my thing.)

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04-20-2016, 03:39 AM
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Gatr
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haven't forgotten about the pokemon fanfiction but here's the plot

New fighter Charizard enters the Pokkén Tournament and inadvertently falls in love with the reigning Champion of the Green League, a buff and handsome Garchomp...

I'm around 1/4 through? Whatever, it might end up being longer. Will post to FA maybe.

(still has dongs)

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05-03-2016, 02:19 PM
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Gatr
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for my 2000th post, have some highly lewd gatr fucking

NSFW as always

Spoiler :
https://static1.e621.net/data/b2/b3/b2b3b44cae1b1a69bf74386bfd4a276d.gif

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10-19-2016, 10:29 PM
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Loather
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real life reptiles dont have dicks

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10-22-2016, 09:21 PM
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SeaWyrm
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Are pokemon reptiles?
10-23-2016, 03:35 AM
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SeaWyrm
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Also, that's not true.

NSFW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ED_exG3qLk
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10-23-2016, 03:39 AM
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Justice Watch
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Snakes definitely have dicks. This pokemon also definitely has a dick(s).

Spoiler :

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10-23-2016, 05:34 AM
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Loather
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i refuse to believe that real life reptiles can have dicks

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10-23-2016, 10:01 AM
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SeaWyrm
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Technically, snakes and lizards have hemipenes.
And some birds don't have dicks.
10-23-2016, 06:32 PM
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Jacquerel
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loather did you forget to consider that the entirety of a snake is its dick
10-23-2016, 07:16 PM
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Gatr
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alligators actually have a penis! so do turtles, and theirs is very different from alligators! snakes and lizards have hemipenes instead. reptiles have a large variety of dongs!

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10-23-2016, 10:56 PM
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SeaWyrm
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(10-23-2016, 10:56 PM)Gatr Wrote: reptiles have a large variety of dongs!

Usually not on an individual basis, though.

Spoiler :
Usually. Winky
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10-25-2016, 06:12 AM
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Justice Watch
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(10-25-2016, 06:12 AM)SeaWyrm Wrote:
(10-23-2016, 10:56 PM)Gatr Wrote: reptiles have a large variety of dongs!

Usually not on an individual basis, though.

Spoiler :
Usually. Winky

Imagine a reptile with a wide array of penises of varying shape. "Let me show you my wares..."

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10-25-2016, 06:51 AM
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Gatr
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(04-19-2016, 03:25 AM)Gatr Wrote: I'm posting here again to hold myself to the challenge posted here: http://eagle-time.com/showthread.php?tid...#pid122058

It will be dramatic, it will be raunchy, and it will either the best or the worst thing anyone's ever read.

Poke-dongs practically guaranteed.

problem is it might take me a while, considering I don't have a lot of free time now.

okay so i'm very very sorry about bumping this thread, hope nobody has to read this thread ever again, but 1 year and 8 months later, i finally got around to doing this. i wrote pokemon erotica! thank you, new year's resolutions!

but... it's on furaffinity, and you need to be logged in and able to see their adult content to see this.

here's a link anyways. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/25950552/

i'll try to figure out another posting method.

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01-04-2018, 08:08 PM
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