Post making contest 6.0

Post making contest 6.0
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I place a Damn Curse of the Blooming Nightshade onto the poster who makes the #3035 post: may nightshade grow on the insides of your clothing to give you a nasty rash!

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I place a Damn Curse of Blithering Idiocy on the next poster: may your IQ drop every time you say "literally" or "omg" or "lol" aloud by 1 point! And then you will die in a stupid way!

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RE: Post making contest 6.0
(01-26-2018, 05:42 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »This post is brought to you by the letters The and Q, and by the number 1062.
This post passes no rules, despite being very informative
(01-26-2018, 09:48 PM)SinkingSailor Wrote: »snip snap I'm bak
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(01-27-2018, 03:09 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph
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(01-27-2018, 03:13 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a Damn Curse of the Blooming Nightshade onto the poster who makes the #3035 post: may nightshade grow on the insides of your clothing to give you a nasty rash!

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(01-27-2018, 03:14 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph
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(01-27-2018, 03:17 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a Damn Curse of Blithering Idiocy on the next poster: may your IQ drop every time you say "literally" or "omg" or "lol" aloud by 1 point! And then you will die in a stupid way!

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RE: Post making contest 6.0
leon-5 is canon
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(02-01-2018, 02:28 AM)wiltingMyosotis Wrote: »leon-5 is canon
Half tempted to give this a rule 3 pass on principle, but this post sadly passes no rules.
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
hey guys i've been gone for a while whats the hot new meme?
fyck phytybyckyt
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i like sucking up my own gamer juice after a long night of gaming. it emits from my gamer glands and i get fuelled by its licoricey texture
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(02-01-2018, 07:07 PM)kilozombie Wrote: »i like sucking up my own gamer juice after a long night of gaming. it emits from my gamer glands and i get fuelled by its licoricey texture

i think brear grylls did that once
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i don't like this new meme
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me either tbh
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(02-01-2018, 06:48 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »hey guys i've been gone for a while whats the hot new meme?
In my opinion, it's not passing any rules, which this post does!
(02-01-2018, 07:07 PM)kilozombie Wrote: »i like sucking up my own gamer juice after a long night of gaming. it emits from my gamer glands and i get fuelled by its licoricey texture
Ew. (No rules passed)
(02-01-2018, 09:01 PM)a52 Wrote: »
(02-01-2018, 07:07 PM)kilozombie Wrote: »i like sucking up my own gamer juice after a long night of gaming. it emits from my gamer glands and i get fuelled by its licoricey texture

i think brear grylls did that once
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(02-01-2018, 09:58 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »i don't like this new meme
(02-01-2018, 11:40 PM)a52 Wrote: »me either tbh
Nor do I. And neither of your posts pass any rules.
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
I place a DAMN CURSE of the THOUSANDS YEARS OF SORROW on the next poster: may they live beyond the typical lifespan of a human, living through the deaths of every friend, family member, and acquaintance until you die of dehydration.

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(02-02-2018, 12:06 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a DAMN CURSE of the THOUSANDS YEARS OF SORROW on the next poster: may they live beyond the typical lifespan of a human, living through the deaths of every friend, family member, and acquaintance until you die of dehydration.

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RE: Post making contest 6.0
A cur sed
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dang i really thought this thread was dead this time
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Did you try putting a curse on it to kill it, Ix?
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(02-16-2018, 03:59 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »dang i really thought this thread was dead this time

sadly its not
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I place a damn Curse of the Thousand Unspoken Horrors on the next poster: may their eyes rot and fall out as thousands of deviant art demons spring out of their device's screen and do unspeakable things in the fleshy sphere.

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I place a Hex of Bodacious Liquids and a Curse of the Magi on the next poster: their head will grow to a freakishly bloated state unable to wear cool hats. May their urine be purple until their dying days as they wallow in freakish misery at the size of their head.

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I place a DAMN CURSE of the HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF SORROW on the next poster: may they live beyond the typical lifespan of a human, living through the deaths of every friend, family member, and acquaintance until you die of dehydration.

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I also place a Damn Curse of Blithering Idiocracy on the next poster: may your IQ drop every time you say "literally" or "omg" or "lol" aloud by 1 point! You will die in a stupid way! Ha!

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Curse of Damn Storms: Hits next poster. Devestates their vessels and vassals, dealing 100-1200 damage each over 3 days and causing lots of property damage in an area of affect.

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I cast CURSE OF DAMN STORMS!
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(02-16-2018, 03:26 AM)kilozombie Wrote: »A cur sed
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(02-16-2018, 03:59 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »dang i really thought this thread was dead this time
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(02-16-2018, 05:25 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Did you try putting a curse on it to kill it, Ix?
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(02-16-2018, 05:27 AM)a52 Wrote: »
(02-16-2018, 03:59 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »dang i really thought this thread was dead this time

sadly its not
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(02-17-2018, 04:39 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph
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(02-17-2018, 04:55 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a Hex of Bodacious Liquids and a Curse of the Magi on the next poster: their head will grow to a freakishly bloated state unable to wear cool hats. May their urine be purple until their dying days as they wallow in freakish misery at the size of their head.

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(02-17-2018, 05:02 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a DAMN CURSE of the HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS OF SORROW on the next poster: may they live beyond the typical lifespan of a human, living through the deaths of every friend, family member, and acquaintance until you die of dehydration.

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I also place a Damn Curse of Blithering Idiocracy on the next poster: may your IQ drop every time you say "literally" or "omg" or "lol" aloud by 1 point! You will die in a stupid way! Ha!

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(02-17-2018, 05:04 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Curse of Damn Storms: Hits next poster. Devestates their vessels and vassals, dealing 100-1200 damage each over 3 days and causing lots of property damage in an area of affect.

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I cast CURSE OF DAMN STORMS!
This post passes rules 1, 2, and 5

(02-17-2018, 04:39 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I place a damn Curse of the Thousand Unspoken Horrors on the next poster: may their eyes rot and fall out as thousands of deviant art demons spring out of their device's screen and do unspeakable things in the fleshy sphere.

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Quintuply cursed! This post passes all five rules!
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RE: Post making contest 6.0
THE RULES!
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  2. Post must be cursed
  3. Post must be cursed
  4. Post must be cursed
  5. Post must be cursed

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