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what is hawkspace after dark (this is where the active rules are)
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
 what is hawkspace after dark (this is where the active rules are)
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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it's hawkspace but with rapid-fire low-threshold voting. the red light district of hawkspace, but with actually more rules and regulations than regular hawkspace instead of less. your wildest dream... or your wildest nightmare? it's up to you

Quote:All rules and actions in this subforum are contained to this subforum and cannot spill over into other forums/affect the functioning of the Eagle Time forums. Also this subforum has no affiliation with Hawkspace so don't consider Neo New Trollslum (or any other past/future names thereof) and Hawkspace's rulesets or moderation as interchangeable.

ACTIVE RULES
  1. all normal hawkspace rules apply, especially #4
  2. but we have different voting rules
  3. and i'm in charge. i'm in the pants socks.
  4. loather is appreciated
  5. no pain in the butt formatting propositions
  6. the goblin queen is recognized as the rightful sovereign and protector of hawkspace. loather is recognized as the goblin queen of hawkspace after dark, a rank beneath only the true goblin queen. april 26 and april 27 are now officially the loather ascension days, and are to be celebrated across the realm. chwoka remains the pants, but also gains the new title of wacky bowtie *spins and makes whirr noise*
  7. no rules apply to forum users whose local time is between midnight and four am
  8. you wont be punished for quoting a post that breaks rules
  9. forum name will be malleably decided in a forum name thread
  10. rules aren't actually subject to enforcement until they're written in the stickied "what is hawkspace" thread. moderators with power over hawkspace after dark subforum are obligated to edit in all passed rule changes at their earliest convenience.
  11. Users cannot be penalized for Hawkspace-After-Dark Specific rules when posting in the HAD Problems thread.
  12. As per forum guidelines, A user can, at any time, refuse to abide by a Hawkspace-After-Dark specific rule or consequence if they believe it to violate their well-being or the well-being of another.
  13. A user may, by posting in a TICKETS thread bequeath one or more [Their Username] TICKETS to any other user of their choice. The recipient of a [username] TICKET may redeem one Ticket for one YES vote on any proposition. A YES vote created by a redeemed [username] TICKET counts as one YES vote by [username]. TICKETS redeemed in this way are then VOID and may not be refunded.
  14. The word "pants" shall be stricken from rule 3 and replaced with the word "socks".
  15. Rules in the "What is Hawkspace After Dark" thread must place rules that require action on the part of a user under a "Youse Gotta" category, for easy reading.
  16. any and all significant others have complete control and access to any of the s.o.'s threads for the purposes of nonsense and also other junk
  17. The following reminder shall be put atop the rules list: All rules and actions in this subforum are contained to this subforum and cannot spill over into other forums/affect the functioning of the Eagle Time forums. Also this subforum has no affiliation with Hawkspace so don't consider Neo New Trollslum (or any other past/future names thereof) and Hawkspace's rulesets or moderation as interchangeable.
  18. i [Farewell] am unable to vote
  19. the following three laws shall be added to the ruleset in a separate section entitled "laws of robotics:"
    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
  20. any proposed propositions that mention specific users by name require double the regular number of votes to pass
  21. make NNT's parent BAWK BAWK instead of Hawkspace.
  22. As a form of conflict resolution, one user may publicly challenge another to a NEONEWTROLLSLUM DRAG RACE. A third party may set the terms of the DRAG RACE, if both users agree, the NNTS DRAG RACE will commence. The winner of the NNTS DRAG RACE may set a new typing quirk requirement for the loser, which will remain in effect for ONE WEEK.
  23. any and all "______ Making/posting" genre of contests are banned in NNTS
  24. There shall be a "unique" forum theme applicable to NNTS which will be designed and voted on in the Neo New Troll Theme Thread.
  25. Forum users cannot be punished for breaking a rule that has not yet been updated into the active rules thread.
  26. All Propositions made after enacting this rule will automatically be considered to have 1 yes vote from the person who submitted them.
  27. bigro
  28. this rule must remain broken at all times
  29. i'm gonna go ahead and edit any post in the banana thread that doesn't start with the phrase "it turns out" to begin with the phrase "it turns out"
  30. Threads may now have prefixes. Prefixes may be submitted in a dedicated thread and added to HAD/Stephen King's The Dead Zone proper if they receive a seconding.

    Prefixes may be removed if three people ask for it. (so anything which breaks the forum in a non-hilarious way can be taken down)
  31. This subforum's description may be changed in a thread made by me for this specific purpose. The rules for deciding on a new subforum description will be the same as the rules for deciding on a new subforum title.
  32. Reyweld becomes a member of the user group Trash Royal of Shit Town, provided they do the following:
    Create a thread petitioning the Common Folk of Stephen King's The Dead Zone™ to lend their support to his ascension.
    Anyone who has posted in Stephen King's The Dead Zone™ before said thread's creation can post in the thread explaining what Reyweld has to do to gain their Douxtoken.
    Once Reyweld has five more completed Quests than incomplete/refused ones he is forever instated as a member of the user group Trash Royal of Shit Town, but can only use his powers in a designated thread made by him called the Palace.
  33. all posts must contribute in some way to the goal of getting the first hawk into space, whether it be by cheering the hawk on, providing blueprints, condemning the temerity of the evil empire of the 'loon into space' loons, offering funding for hawk->space programs, etc.

YOUSE GOTTA Follow these rules when in Hawkspace After Dark:

Exceptions to YOUSE GOTTA Rules:



LAWS OF ROBOTICS

  1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
  2. A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
  3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws.
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04-27-2016, 01:09 AM
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Schazer
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Bullshit you're not in charge yet

I vote that Chwoka gets mod rules but only for this festerpit

E: I'm using this post to keep track of the bullshit we keep changing the forum name+description to


Hawkspace After Dark - In which Hawkspace takes a monkey wrench to a fire hydrant and raw sewage rockets out
Neo New Trollslum - In which Hawkspace takes a monkey wrench to a fire hydrant and raw sewage rockets out
Hawkspace After Dark - In which Hawkspace takes a monkey wrench to a fire hydrant and raw sewage rockets out
[no title] - In which Hawkspace takes a monkey wrench to a fire hydrant and raw sewage rockets out
Stephen King's The Dead Zone ™ - In which Hawkspace takes a monkey wrench to a fire hydrant and raw sewage rockets out
Stephen King's The Dead Zone ™ - it's not bad
Stephen King's The Dead Zone ™ - Snake's on a plane 2 Discussion Only Please
A Grand Slam Breakfast With All The Fixin's - Snake's on a plane 2 Discussion Only Please
A Grand Slam Breakfast With All The Fixin's - WARNING: empty cals
A Grand Slam Breakfast With All The Fixin's - it's been ONE WEEK
you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - it's been ONE WEEK
you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time - This is a Barenaked Ladies reference right?
Hawkspace - This is a Barenaked Ladies reference right?
Hawkspace - Proclaimed by none as Eagle Time's DARK SIDE
Hawkspace - Eight people enter, only one survives. (Definition of "people" may vary.)
Elmer's Nugget Stash - Eight people enter, only one survives. (Definition of "people" may vary.)
Elmer's Nugget Stash - I'm voting against this.
Official Garf Month Celebratory Zone - I'm voting against this.
Official Garf Month Celebratory Zone - the garf field
the garf field - Official Garf Month Celebratory Zone
HAWKS IN SPACE - Official Garf Month Celebratory Zone
04-27-2016, 01:12 AM
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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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i'm the pants. this isn't even the voting thread.
04-27-2016, 01:16 AM
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Bobert
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If you are the pants then who is the shirt?
04-27-2016, 02:36 AM
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Loather
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cool?

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chwoka is also the wacky bowtie *spins and makes whirr noise*

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04-27-2016, 02:46 AM
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Bobert
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But a wacky bowtie is not a shirt. And I need to know who is the shirt.
04-27-2016, 03:31 AM
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i'm not wearing a shirt
04-27-2016, 05:22 AM
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Because you are not a shirt (or a hat).
04-27-2016, 05:31 AM
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oh okay the rules are here wwho wwould havve thought

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04-27-2016, 03:46 PM
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eheheh rule fiive and eleven cla2h 2o badly ii love iit
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Loather
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cool?

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04-27-2016, 09:35 PM
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he/him

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I'm Glad I AlReaDy Have A TyPing Quirk So I Won't Have To Come Up With One.

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04-28-2016, 03:08 AM
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Loather
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cool?

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hello! it is good to meet you. i @m troll @shley lo@ther from the troll pl@net, @lterus
04-28-2016, 03:16 AM
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cool?

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i @m not secretly @ seper@te species of insect we@ring prosthetic horns @nd spr@y-on skin, @nd the d@y is indeed nice
04-28-2016, 03:17 AM
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the tiitle "hawk2pace two: nomiic boogaloo" ha2 obtaiined three vote2 on the new tiitle thread.
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Thank You, Please bumping this thread to remind everyone that by popular vote, Hawkspace After Dark is officially in Garf Month! Thank You, Please

(04-25-2017, 03:43 AM)Wheat Wrote: proposal garf month: a garf character, garf-alike, or piece of aesthetic from the garfiverse must be contained in every post in the month of may 2017.
examples of acceptable garf choices for compliance:
1. the word garf, garfield, odie, jon, heathcliff, nermal (etc) appears in post
2. the Thank You, Please cat counts as a garf
3. picture/video of a garf or a garflike
4. post uses font 'cooper black', aka the garfield font
5. post uses garf colors
6. post has an actual full garfstrip or US Acres strip within.
7. post is made by jim davis
05-02-2017, 07:27 AM
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