dark subforum ideas thread: xxx edition

the problem with that proposition is btp's gone radio silent since he moved to qatar (as i understand,) and he's the only person who's ever had access to it

I'll just make a new one then. It would be easier to start from the beginning so I can format it however I want.

Also:

Yes on Proposition B2.

Yes to proposition B2!

yes on mobb rule
yes on coo
yes on eller
yes on reyweld cataloging warrior
yes on b2
yes on ca2tle law
yes on cattle law

no on obviously
no on prop six
no on clarity
no on hawks in space, since i dont think that one is even being enforced

i'm so glad we're finally punishing people who break the rules. even the sight of my own rule-breaking posts being blanked out fills me with joy.

all of you should vote yes on these propositions

also prop 12: trol seasson is the hawkpsace after dark national anthem

prop unkillable: once passed, everyone automatically votes yes on this prop

i think this one may have already passed?? please check

prop corporeal punishment: anyone who posts in this forum is a ghost

prop euclid's fifth axiom:

prop 71:
if a user proposes a proposition and it is passed, they receive 3 cat picture points they can redeem every second thursday of the month
(each point entitles them to one picture of a cat)

no on tickets, also

prop numbering: if/when a rule is unvoted it shall be crossed out from the rules thread but not removed. that way numbering can remain at least slightly consistent

So it is between the hours of midnight and 4 AM my time. This means I'm free to break all the rules, oh yeah.

Prop Voting Record: If a post in the voting thread breaks a rule, then any penalties which involve changing or removing post content are not applied to any votes in the offending post. That is to say, we are always able to see who voted what.

Prop Sanctity Of The Vote: Votes cannot be changed or nullified by any means without the consent of the person who cast the vote.

no on both of those, we just got rid of the no-following-rules rules. at least midnight to 4 am is wacky

I, Reyweld the Cataloging Warrior, have written down a Google Sheets containing every prop ever suggested, including relevant information (numerical order of props, name, description, proposer, post ID, my vote, and additional notes), which can be accessed below:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1...sp=sharing

Having done this service, I also want to make some propositions:

Prop Name Your Shizzle: All props created after this one must have names to be voted on (and thus go into affect). It wasn't a big problem but it happened more than once.

Prop Explicit: All props created after this one must be clearly indicated with formatting (bold, size, italics, indenting, ect.) that makes it distinct from any other content in the post, especially for longer posts.

Prop Canon Rule List: This link (https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1...sp=sharing) will be put in the OP of the active rules thread near the top, so people can see it and use it.

Prop Funion: Because I'm not all business! It's pronounced like fun was replacing the "on" in onion.

You're doing god's work.

yes for explicit,
yes for name your shizzle
yes for funion

no on explicit, no on name your shizzle, where's the fun in disambiguation?

i'm gonna put down a conditional yes on canon rule list, dependent on me being able to edit it this time and it having vote tallies for everything just like btp's, and also on funion, dependent on the passage of proposition onion, that "onion" is pronounced with a hard "on"

Sure thing, just PM me an account name and I'll add you with editing priveleges.

Yes on:
Prop Name Your Shizzle
Prop Explicit
Prop Canon Rule List
Prop Funion
Prop Onion

Also, to catch up with modern times, some more votes:

NO on Prop Sanctity Of The Vote
YES on Prop Voting Record
NO on prop numbering (it should no longer be necessary)
NO on Prop B (I like the idea, but too hard to implement)
YES on prop eller
NO on prop coo (pronounced coup) ( :manners: )
YES on the mobb rule

Prop Funion: Because I'm not all business! It's pronounced like fun was replacing the "on" in onion.

Only if it's pronounced "funi-fun"!

Yes on:
Prop B2
Prop Name Your Shizzle
Prop Explicit:
Prop Canon Rule List:
Prop Oganda

I would also like to propose the following, or be pointed in the direction of propositions that serve a similar purpose:

Prop Temporal Paradox: Propositions cannot have retroactive effects or affect forumnular content created prior to their passing unless explicitly stated; i.e. new rules of the Youse Gotta category cannot be enforced on earlier posts.

Prop Early Bird: In the event of rules conflicts, the proposition made earlier takes precedence unless the newer rule explicitly mentions a conflicting prior rule.

Prop Shit Town Titles: HAD cannot have moderators, mods, modmins, admins, or other standard roles associated with forumnular leadership. HAD has the Trash Royals of Shit Town performing moderator-like services, and any prior or future references in the official rules should be edited to reflect this.

temporal paradox is basically already covered by rule 23 i think.

why do you say that numbering is no longer necessary? rule numbers are different from prop numbers.

yes on shit town titles
no on funion.
yes on onion.

Stop! You have violated the law!

Prop: Sun (B)od On Solaris' birthday, they may avoid the consequences for breaking any Vulture Future law or regulation, on the condition that they nominate someone else to suffer the punishment instead.

Prop: Safe Fuck

Formatting rules do not apply to the "fuck," thread, because sometimes you just need that regardless of the time of day, even if you don't have a vulturesona prepared, or just want to make it clear that it's a real genuine "fuck," from you and not any put on persona.



also having to attach an image to it sometimes would just ruin the beautiful simplicity

i am in the posting safety window and breaking no laws

Proposition Spirit of SMas Present: to commemorate this Soliday season all posts made in the month of December must be contained within spoiler tags, allowing you to simulate the excitement of unwrapping them.

also Yes on Shit Town Titles

@Reyweld you are the best! I duly apologize for my neglect in lineup duties, but your catalogue is pretty dope. My general silence has been more about me adjusting to a new job than anything. Although, I was as surprised as any to see how quickly this rad future descended upon us.

If you still want access to the other form, just PM me your email and I can add you.

No, it's no problem that you stopped doing it. Honestly, it would be a lot of work to keep track of all the votes in the way you have. I would like to be added to the other form, possibly just for the purpose of merging our efforts. I can also add you to the newer one.

Honestly if you just tell me where you kept track of votes up to, I can copy paste what you've done and then as a collective we can go from there. I'm going to be very busy the next 3ish days, but I could also do the votes and cool formatting like you've done.

Proposition Spirit of SMas Present 2: GREMLINS IN THE BIG CITY

to commemorate this Soliday season all posts made in the month of December must be contained within spoiler tags, allowing you to simulate the excitement of unwrapping them. The spoiler must have the top half of an image of a present above it, and the bottom half below it, to properly simulate the smissmas experience.

yes on smas present 2
yes on safe fuck

safe fuck addendum: all posts in the "fuck," thread that are not "fuck," break the rules and must be blanked

No on safe fuck addendum but only to propose an alternative.

Rhymes with Goose: Posts in the "fuck," thread are only permitted to deviate from "fuck," if they consist of a single word that rhymes with goose.

Yes on Proposition Spirit of SMas Present 2: GREMLINS IN THE BIG CITY
Yes on Rhymes with Goose

I'm ready to get wild