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Finally, you have reached the ancient temple. Above, ruins of a civilization long gone. But beneath, deep in the catacombs, lies a sacred treasure. Its value, its power: unimaginable. Rumors spread to the farthest reaches of this world, and has brought you, for various reasons, here. The dungeon is filled with creatures, attracted by the power of the relic.

Go forth, and seek what has been lost in time!

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NAME: ______

CLASS (pick 1):
Novice (Spellcaster, very weak)
Footpad (Sneaker, very weak)
Farmer (weak)

RACE (pick 1):
Human (weak, ambitious)
Halfling (very weak, brave)
Kobold (very weak, curious)

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Farmer Kobold
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#3
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>Novice Human
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Novice Halfling
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#5
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Aw i wanna be a half-orc
Footpad kobold
Hi there! I'd really appreciate it if you took some time to read my adventure Madeline Beaufort and the Moon Thief! Thanks!
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Name: Tyche
Novice Kobald
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#7
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Kilian, the Footpad Kobold.
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>Kilian, the Novice Kobald

You, a humble novice, descend into the depths.

At the end of the staircase, a damp dirt room waits for you. Moss carpets the ground and purple mushrooms cluster at the darkest recesses. The room is lit by the opening to the outside, as well as a crude lantern hanging from the wall. Many sharpened wooden poles protrude from the ground in front of a wooden door, dissuading the weak of heart.

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Kilian, the Novice Kobald:
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Race is a social construct
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(05-10-2016, 04:07 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »Race is a social construct

> start hanging out with humans, meeting and mating with their women. Or men. Maybe even their pets.
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#11
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Take lantern. Burn moss, mushrooms, poles.
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#12
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Go up the goddam stairs
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(05-10-2016, 04:24 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »
(05-10-2016, 04:07 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »Race is a social construct

> start hanging out with humans, meeting and mating with their women. Or men. Maybe even their pets.

their? what does that mean
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#14
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>Take lantern. Burn moss, mushrooms, poles.

You grab the lantern, and set fire to the moss, mushrooms, and poles. The room is engulfed in flame and a wall of dark purple smoke floats above you.


>Go up the goddam stairs

You flee the scene, climbing up the stairs. As you reach the top, eyes watering, you wonder what made you make these strange life choices.

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Create a new character:

NAME: ______

CLASS (pick 1):
Novice (Spellcaster, very weak)
Footpad (Sneaker, very weak)
Bard (Spellcaster, Musician, weak) {NEW: UNLOCKED FROM LEAVING THE DUNGEON}
Farmer (weak)

RACE (pick 1):
Goblin (weak, cautious) {NEW: UNLOCKED FROM LEAVING THE DUNGEON}
Human (weak, ambitious)
Halfling (very weak, brave)
Kobold (very weak, curious)
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#15
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>Goblin Bard
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#16
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Kilian, Kobold Novice (cause existential crises, yes, good)
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#17
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Derp, I failed to notice the prompt for a name both times. Seconding the name Kilian for whatever our hero is.
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(05-11-2016, 10:17 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Kilian, Kobold Novice (cause existential crises, yes, good)

Kalian
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#19
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>Kilian, Kobold Novice

You, an eager novice, enter into the unknown.

Another kobold novice takes the stairs beside you, and you think, wow, what are the chances?

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The other kobold glances to the lantern, curious.

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Kilian (the 2nd), the Novice Kobold
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#20
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"Hey, what's your name? I'm Kilian."
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#21
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>"Hey, what's your name? I'm Kilian."

They turn to you, their thought train derailed.

"I am also Kilian. What are the chances of that? Us novices, meeting up here in a place like this. And we have the same name..."

You look at them bewildered, and they quickly blurt:

"OH, sorry, I didn't mean to assume you were a Novice like me, I just saw your similar robes and that slightly used tome and... my apologies. What spellbook do you have there?"

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Kilian (the 2nd), the Novice Kobold
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"It's a Spellbook of Spark. Is that your spellbook of choice as well?"
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>Kilian numbah 2: read from spellbook of spark, aim the most offensive spell at Killian numbah 1
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#24
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>"It's a Spellbook of Spark. Is that your spellbook of choice as well?"

"No, I've never heard of that spell. I haven't read very many spell books, and I only have a Spellbook of Firefinger. It's not that good, but doesn't use up very much of my magixxs."

>Kilian numbah 2: read from spellbook of spark, aim the most offensive spell at Killian numbah 1

You demonstrate your power, shooting many aggressive sparks at the other Kilian. The sparks dazzle them, but bounce off harmlessly. Kilian (the 1st) has been stunned!

"Oh-! . . ." they say.

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Kilian (the 2nd), the Novice Kobold
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#25
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"No big deal - wears off by itself. Are you here for the treasures below?"
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