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Kíeros
 Rule Creating Contest
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We've had the Post Making Contest. We've had the Picture Drawing Contest. We've had the Number Choosing Contest. And who can forget Toast Making or Pizza Topping Contests? Now, you might be asking yourself, can these get any more ridiculous and meta? Of course they can, and that's what this is here for.

Come up with your great ideas for what rules need to be a part of these contests. However, there are five secret rules (like always), that determine whether or not you win. Submit up to five rules per post, like "Post must include the letter A". If you are the first to submit a rule that follows all of the secret rules, you win the grand prize of absolutely nothing!

For the record, my example rule broke all five secret rules. Have fun!
05-19-2016 06:28 PM
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a52
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05-19-2016 07:21 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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The post must obey
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Or else it will fail

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05-19-2016 07:30 PM
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Solaris
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05-19-2016 07:56 PM
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Kíeros
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(05-19-2016 07:21 PM)a52 Wrote:  Posts must be composed out of only movie and book titles
This passes rules 2 and 5

(05-19-2016 07:30 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote:  The post must obey
The constraints of a haiku
Or else it will fail
This passes rule 5

(05-19-2016 07:56 PM)Solaris Wrote:  edgy rule set

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I'm not entirely sure on what the rule(s) is, but it for sure passes 5 and fails 1 and 3, and I'm pretty sure it passes 4 and fails 2.
05-19-2016 08:12 PM
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a52
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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a52
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05-19-2016 08:46 PM
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Kíeros
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(05-19-2016 08:13 PM)a52 Wrote:  All rules must obey themselves
Passes rule 5. Might pass rule 1, but I really don't think so.

(05-19-2016 08:19 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote:  Posts may not be posted.
Passes rules 2 and 5.

(05-19-2016 08:46 PM)a52 Wrote:  All vOwEls mUst bE cApItAlIzEd
Passes rule 5. If I am being super-duper technical, it also passes rule 2. Remember, you can put up to five rules in a post if you want.
05-19-2016 09:07 PM
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Papers
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Post must be a rule

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Dragon Fogel
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1. Post must contain the entire rule set for this contest.
2. Post must contain at least two different colors of text
(05-19-2016 09:14 PM)Papers Wrote:  3. Post must contain an edited quote from this thread.
4. Post must include a meme from the original posting contest, such as Fact Seagull g0m or the Space Consortium.
5. Post must use words in the English language.

There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
05-19-2016 09:29 PM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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Post must agree with the one below it.

Post must disagree with the one above it.

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05-19-2016 09:33 PM
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Kíeros
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(05-19-2016 09:14 PM)Papers Wrote:  Post must be a rule
Passes rule 5.

(05-19-2016 09:29 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote:  1. Post must contain the entire rule set for this contest.
Passes rules 1, 2, and 5.

Dragon Fogel Wrote:2. Post must contain at least two different colors of text
Passes rules 1, 4, and 5.

Dragon Fogel Wrote:
(05-19-2016 09:14 PM)Papers Wrote:  3. Post must contain an edited quote from this thread.
Passes rules 1 and 4.

Dragon Fogel Wrote:4. Post must include a meme from the original posting contest, such as Fact Seagull g0m or the Space Consortium.
Passes rule 1 and 5.

Dragon Fogel Wrote:5. Post must use words in the English language.
Passes rule 1 and 5. Also, all of Fogel's rules failed rule 3, as opposed to the spectacular fails that everyone else had had.

(05-19-2016 09:33 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote:  Post must agree with the one below it.
Passes rule 5. May or may not pass rule 2. Passes rule 2.

ICantGiveCredit Wrote:Post must disagree with the one above it.
Passes rule 5.
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Dragon Fogel
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415. Post must include a numbered rule and that number must be higher than 5.

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I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
05-19-2016 11:00 PM
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Kíeros
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(05-19-2016 11:00 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote:  415. Post must include a numbered rule and that number must be higher than 5.
This rule passes rules 3 and 5, it fails 2 and 4, and for 1 it... uh... well... that sure is a paradox. I'm going to have to go with it Qs rule 1.
05-20-2016 04:10 AM
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Gatr
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Rules must be rules.

Rules that are rules must also be rules.

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Dragon Fogel
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Post must include the number of rules broken, including this one, and no other numbers.

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Bobert
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You must wear a hat on Tuesday and it must be a very silly hat. Photo is optional.
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a52
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All rules must directly contradict an existing rule, but the posts containing the new rules must follow all existing rules.

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Kíeros
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(05-20-2016 06:29 AM)Gatr Wrote:  Rules must be rules.
Fails everything!

Gatr Wrote:Rules that are rules must also be rules.
Barely passes 5, but that's it.

(05-20-2016 07:02 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote:  Post must include the number of rules broken, including this one, and no other numbers.
Passes 1, 2, and barely 5.

(05-20-2016 07:03 AM)Bobert Wrote:  You must wear a hat on Tuesday and it must be a very silly hat. Photo is optional.
Passes 5, and I'm pretty sure it will pass 2. I wish photo was mandatory, though. Wouldn't change the rules it passed, but it would be funnier.

(05-20-2016 05:58 PM)a52 Wrote:  All rules must directly contradict an existing rule, but the posts containing the new rules must follow all existing rules.
Passes 5 and I think it passes 2 as well. It fails 3 and 4, and probably 1 as well.
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No rule but MOB RULE

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Rule rule rule

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1. It's my birthday so my posts are the only posts not allowed to win.
2. I feed hints to Immaterial so he always wins the contest.
3. This rule is kind of ambiguous so I'm not always sure if something passes it.
4. Maybe posts that fail this rule actually pass it due to negligence.
5. I'm a man.

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Dragon Fogel
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73. Post must not make any sense.
985. Post must correctly identify at least one of the actual rules.
0. Post must not exceed 60 kilometers per hour.
8658. Post must respect a curfew of 7 PM local time.
222222. Posts which may contain nuts must include a warning label indicating such.

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I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
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