[ERIS]: Downtime Edition: Tricks

[ERIS]: Downtime Edition: Tricks
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After thinking it over for a moment, you eventually decide on Sobek. You already have one robotic alligator, what's another one?

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And there goes the randomizer again. While the game loads you sit for a minute and think about what kind of crew you might get, usually the tutorial, or let's be honest "Prologue", crew is fairly small in size to make the tutorial a faster experience. But, seeing as you're running a randomizer, your crew could be massive, or it could literally be a single character.

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Well...that's certainly a crew. Captain, Financial Officer alright that's fairly bog standard....Devil Summoner? Hand Model?

Noverus Rayson Cosplayer??

You know what, you might as well not question it and just move on to check their stats and traits and see what you can edit.

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Looks like all you can edit is the character Bio's that aren't filled. Well, that saves a little time.

You certainly got some...interesting...traits on some of these characters though. You could have sworn [Trait] was a generic only trait. Not to mention all of these "Joaje" traits.

[Paopou Fruit] sounds kind of cool though actually.


(05-24-2016, 11:37 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »> "Yo Patrons, testing 1, 2, 3. What's up my home doggs? Mind telling us about yourselves?"

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Hello player, it is nice to meet-

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WELL HI PLAYER, THE NAME IS AMATERASU AND IN CHOOSING ME, YOU'VE MADE

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THE BEST

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POSSIBLE CHOICE. NICE TO MEET'CHA.

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...you.

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Well, can't say I'm a fan of your choice in my co-patron player. But perhaps it won't be quite as bad as It could be. After all, you could have chosen..well, anyone in the mesoamerican pantheon for starters.

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Onto your question, player, I am Nepthys, priestess and protective goddess of the underworld. I'm not entirely certain what else to tell you, I enjoy long walks on-

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OH. MY. GOD. NEPTHYS, SNORE. I know you're a member of the friggin "Underworld club" but SHEESH don't bore our player to death.

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Now, player. I AM AMATERASU, SHINING GODDESS OF THE SUN! #PRAISETHESUN #SUNBROLIFE #GLORIOUSLYINCANDESCANT

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W-was any of that even a language? Player, lets move on through this. Is there anything else you wanted to ask us about?
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>Job's Bio: "Bio Here", confirm
>Job's starting item: Item
>Who do you think will be best shipped with who?
>Nepthys: How is it over in The West and all?
>Attempt to flirt with Huerme by typing "hey there sweet cheeks" into bio
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> Change Huerme's bio to wwwww[]m--[ ||____|| ] ??????
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Do they serve any drinks in the underworld club? Can you get us some?
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What the fuck even is Amaterasu? Some kind of mirror? The fuck is a talking mirror gonna do?
"Fainting isn't real, only ninteenth century girls in corsets faint."
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> G.Cookie's bio: Warning, do not let this man be captain I don't even think he knows how to drive.

> Job's bio: Job's real name is Steve.

> Almond: Is to be under constant watch least she summons the army of the dead. Used to be a holy priest of the Helper.


> "Is the universe at peace right now Nepthys? We installed a load of mods and well, we're sure there's some corruption running around. We just want to make sure the universe isn't being invaded by a giant snake or something dumb like that."
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>Author of the popular series "A Sea Adventure About Life and Alligators. Okay I'm Lying it's Just About Alligators.", Cookie had it pretty good until one day they kicked a puppy into their swimming pool. Which was full of alligators. Little did Cookie know, that puppy was the infamous "Florida Man". And, as everyone knows, whoever kills the Florida Man becomes the Florida Man. Their search for a way to undo this curse has led them on a quest for Fortuna. Cookie surrounds themselves with alligators because they think it's good luck.

>SPACE HUERME. HE'S A DANDY GUY, IN SPACE.

>After playing the role of Noverus Rayson in an award-winning production of Fortuna: The Musical, Joaje felt Joaje's performance was lacking. Joaje thought that obviously the best way to improve Joaje's skills for next time was to actually go to Fortuna Joajeself.

>Born allergic to herself, Almond manages to keep on living through sheer willpower. That and a lot of dark magic, which she learned in an attempt to cure herself of her allergies. She's had the help of a few demons, but you can only get so much out of a deal without giving up your soul. The spells, charms and other protections she has to stop her from sneezing herself to death are wearing thin, and only Fortuna can provide her with a true cure.

>DS's bio: Wouldn't you like to know? ;}

>Star's bio: WITH A TASTE OF YOUR LIPS I'M ON A RIIIIIIIIIDE
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> Star: He's the trashmaster! He comes out, throws trash all over the ring, and then he starts eating garbage!

> G. Cookie: So lucky, he managed to organize a Fortuna crew and acquire a Fortuna ship... on accident.

> Huerme: A dedicated soldier who served all the way back to when Space War What was being fought. Extremely skilled in the guns department, but... not so much in the brains department.

> DS: Stands for Duck Spy. Both a master of disguise and espionage, his cover as a hand model has worked out excellently (he even has his own line of nail polish!) But now, DS is heading to Fortuna for one last job and an unclear motive. Not even I, the bio text know.
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You quickly type up a few bio's and get ready to move on.

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Now you need to enter in Huerme's starting item. You wonder what you should give him.


(05-25-2016, 10:23 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »> "Is the universe at peace right now Nepthys? We installed a load of mods and well, we're sure there's some corruption running around. We just want to make sure the universe isn't being invaded by a giant snake or something dumb like that."

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Giant snake? No, no, nothing like that player. Of course, there is some corruption in the universe at the moment, it's bound to happen when you modify the game, but it is negligible at best. The real problem would arise if you were to uninstall any of your mods mid playthrough. Uninstalling mods mid playthrough can cause a large number of errors and potentially corrupt your save game, like...well, to be blunt. Like playing with Eris as your patron and allowing her to control your crew.

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If there is any corruption or anything wrong with the universe at the moment, the other Underworld gods must be keeping it very heavily under wraps. But I doubt that they would keep such information from a fellow Underworld god.

(05-25-2016, 08:38 PM)Fellow Wrote: »Do they serve any drinks in the underworld club? Can you get us some?

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I've been wondering that for years now.

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Amaterasu, we're robots. Why would we serve drinks.

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Why does Mors insist on being a big dumb baby? Why does Cronus EAT babies? Why are Helios, Apollo, Apollo, and Hermes all BIG NERDS? The world will never know!

(05-25-2016, 09:05 PM)Heyoceama Wrote: »What the fuck even is Amaterasu? Some kind of mirror? The fuck is a talking mirror gonna do?


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Rude. SOMEONE's not being a good sunbro.
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Dude! That was your cue to tell us about your sweet sun skills!
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#36
> Starting Item: Be something beyond mortal comprehension.
"Fainting isn't real, only ninteenth century girls in corsets faint."
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Starting item> Completely normal egg
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>Starting item: Alligator Helmet
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> A Heal Cannon (it's more a heal grenade launcher, really)

> The Ice Key
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Terrible Starting item ideas:

>A 24 pack of self-chilling cola

>A life-changing clock

>The Fortuna Die

>A Bob mirror
(A covered mirror containing a Generic. To release the Bob, simply uncover the mirror and leave it overnight, preferably in a room without any other mirrors. or, if you need to release the Bob in a hurry, breaking the mirror after uncovering it also works.)

>A Cleo plushie

>A bulk pack of glowsticks
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(05-26-2016, 10:25 PM)nonexistentPumpkin Wrote: »>A Bob mirror

If we get this we're making a Snow White reference.
"Fainting isn't real, only ninteenth century girls in corsets faint."
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> Starting item: DEATH
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(05-26-2016, 08:10 PM)Heyoceama Wrote: »> Starting Item: Be something beyond mortal comprehension.

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[Fortuna Dice Obtained]

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[Fortuna rolls 4 20 sided die a 12, 10, 20, and 1 is rolled before the results are shuffled around]

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Oh wow look at that critical failure roll
>lets go to Doulea
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> Volga-V so we can have some adventure and raid some loot.

Changed vote to Doulea.
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[No shame]

>Let's go to the Kuppa homeworld
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I feel like Doulea may be the critical fail just because it seems to perfect. (even though its probably the ice planet that has no redeeming features but whatever)

going with Volga-V because it seems like we can get some fun from it.
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Volga-V seems like the kind of place that's been abandoned because it has a cyberpredator lurking its halls.

I pick Doulea. We could use some mobsters on our crew
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Lercury - No way, Jose. It's pretty much a barren wasteland, and the most likely to be the CRITICAL FAILURE roll.

Volga-V - Another barren wasteland, but with l00t we can raid. Seems like it was abandoned for a reason though, and whatever caused the abandoning might still be there.

Ciab - CAWFEE???

Doulea - MOBSTERS???

> Ciab!
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>fuck it let's drink coffee

>...Ciab
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