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HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite
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SeaWyrm
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I will watch over this egg with my reptilian instincts.
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(I hope I have some reptilian egg-watching instincts.)
06-27-2016, 06:16 AM
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Papers
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May I please have the snazzy sigcode for my lovely baby crane

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07-10-2016, 10:31 AM
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Wheat
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With your care, your planets eggs have begun hatching!

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Ring egg has hatched into a tiny ringed stink lizard! It's a stink lizard, but with a ring around it. The ring's too tall for it and it's stuck please help

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Get ready to play ball!!!! the baseball baby is ready to "swing for the fences..." of your heart...


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oh. you got a dud.


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Awww... it's not just one little dude... it's a little dude and a littler dude!! They're pals



And one baby has grown into an adult!


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A cool customer at any party!! It might look like the 8 ice cubes are the thing, but actually, it's the tray. That's what it grew into. And then there are... 8 things inside it? 8 faces? I dunno I never "got" how exeggutors work

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07-11-2016, 03:35 AM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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ice -> ice babies
ice -> ice babies
07-11-2016, 03:40 AM
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Gatr
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I will watch over this dud and help it develop into a strong adult dud.

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07-11-2016, 03:47 AM
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SeaWyrm
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I do not think that my reptilian egg-watching instincts have sufficiently prepared me for this result.
Gatr, please advise!


Okay, hold on, I think I'd better remove the ring. That must be the right thing to do.
07-11-2016, 03:53 AM
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SeaWyrm
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Um... I think this is right?
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I was very careful...
07-11-2016, 04:02 AM
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awkwardcarapace
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The Year 2003
YOU BISECTED IT

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07-11-2016, 05:37 AM
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Gatr
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

okay okay maybe try taping the two halves together

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07-11-2016, 06:03 AM
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Gimeurcookie
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No no no no

this is not how you treat the bebe
07-11-2016, 06:10 AM
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Kíeros
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No, it's not how you treat the bebe.

It's how you science the bebe.

Which, as we all know, is much more important that how you treat it.

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07-11-2016, 06:20 AM
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BananaPanda
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Over here.
Well, I don't know whats going on over there with the whole baby murder but I do know that I LOVE THESE LITTLE DUDES!

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07-11-2016, 08:13 AM
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SeaWyrm
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He- he's not dead!
I think he's not dead.
Hold on... hold on... I'll get some tape. We can fix this.

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There we go, good as new.
07-11-2016, 05:22 PM
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Wheat
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Combinations, SeaWyrm! Thru your expert guidance and tender care, you've helped along your baby ring lizard to its final form quicklier than any other! They have now become Two 3/7 Portions Of A Baby Stink Lizard; Also A Ring Too.

It doesn't move any

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07-11-2016, 07:02 PM
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Wheat
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I say just leave the taped one in your sig, all taxidermied-like.

there's not much else you can do with what you have now. taking the ring to an appraiser to see what you can get for it, or cooking up the lizard flesh both would probably not turn out well

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07-11-2016, 07:43 PM
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SeaWyrm
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No, no, I won't stand for this. It appears that my clumsiness has sapped the poor baby of its entire store of vitalic potency. This won't do at all.

Fortunately, I am a skilled practitioner of the ELDRYTCH ARTES. Perhaps I can restore the missing potency with a Vitalic Condenser and a few tastefully-applied eldrytch sigils. In my experience, a reckless and ill-advised application of magic can solve any problem.

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I will leave the ring nearby for good luck.
07-11-2016, 09:07 PM
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Crowstone
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squee~

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oh no poor baby

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07-19-2016, 05:09 AM
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Loather
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cool?

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my babys are healthy shitposters and i still love them very much

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07-19-2016, 05:57 AM
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Kíeros
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A complete list of problems that magic cannot solve:

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07-19-2016, 07:01 PM
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Papers
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07-19-2016, 07:06 PM
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SleepingOrange
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Disembowelled in a Ditch
and with strange eons even final forms may become more final

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combolations on your lichzard, much good may it do you
07-19-2016, 08:00 PM
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SeaWyrm
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This is pretty much the best result I could possibly have hoped for.
07-19-2016, 08:38 PM
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Clockwork Dragon
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A friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while we all pretend to sleep.
How can I get egg? I want an egg of my very own.

Edit: I have learned I must request an egg. I SHOUT INTO THE VOID, I CALL FORTH THE EGG.

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07-30-2016, 12:16 AM
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nonexistentPumpkin
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What kind of egg? You can specify. What do you want in your baby and whatnot.

If you literally want a Void Egg I'm waiting on one of those myself.
08-01-2016, 02:59 AM
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Sleepy
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[Image: TC1mKvX.png] please take care of my boys
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The Boys
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08-01-2016, 09:58 PM
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