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a52
 Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
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The year is 1917. War rages over Duckope, the largest war in history. Millions have already died, and millions more have yet to lay down their lives.

A lone private stands in the battlefield. The rest of his squad was destroyed in a bomb blast. Now he stands alone, unsure of what he should do next. Unbeknownst to him, he is about to become the greatest war hero of all time.

In fact, I'm betting you know his name already.

I love my job | I hate my job | War is hell | My job is war
The noises, they never stop


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07-21-2016 12:07 AM
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peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
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staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
07-21-2016 12:22 AM
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Hey, hey, it even says it - "War rages over Duckope." The main character is Duckope.

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That's right!
It's DRAKE BUFFLEHEAD!

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Oh bother! It looks like our hero is in a spot of trouble! What shall he do to escape this predicament?

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The noises, they never stop


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08-02-2016 04:19 AM
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Invert the time axis along the entropic front.

Alternatively, just enter the trench. That's what they're for.

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duck!

peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
08-02-2016 04:25 AM
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become the greatest war hero of all time
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Papers
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use that Big Machine Gun

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(08-02-2016 05:11 AM)Papers Wrote:  use that Big Machine Gun

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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGNGNGNGGGHGGHGHGHGGNGNGHGH!!!!!!!!

It doesn't seem to be having much of an effect! It appears our hero has yet to undergo the required training "How to Remain Attached to a Gatling Gun"

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Supreme General McRun'n'Shoot arrives at the scene in a hurry! It seems that he has a special mission that only DRAKE BUFFLEHEAD, FUTURE GREATEST WAR HERO OF ALL TIME could complete! But what could it possibly be?

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The noises, they never stop


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> Infiltrate enemy lines and steal their breadcrumb rations. Then discover their breadcrumb supply line and cripple it.
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i'm rad as hell, and i'm not gonna take it anymore

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become a mole. start digging
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