Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War

Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
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Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
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The year is 1917. War rages over Duckope, the largest war in history. Millions have already died, and millions more have yet to lay down their lives.

A lone private stands in the battlefield. The rest of his squad was destroyed in a bomb blast. Now he stands alone, unsure of what he should do next. Unbeknownst to him, he is about to become the greatest war hero of all time.

In fact, I'm betting you know his name already.
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RE: Private [UNKNOWN]'s Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
baron bufflehead
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RE: Private [UNKNOWN]'s Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
Commander Drake
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Sir Quackington of Upper Smythe.
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RE: Private [UNKNOWN]'s Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
Hey, hey, it even says it - "War rages over Duckope." The main character is Duckope.
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RE: Private [UNKNOWN]'s Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
burnside
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RE: Private [UNKNOWN]'s Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
Alabaster Duff
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RE: Private [UNKNOWN]'s Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
Large Dillweed
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RE: Private [UNKNOWN]'s Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
Duff McRun'n'Shoot
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
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That's right!
It's DRAKE BUFFLEHEAD!

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Oh bother! It looks like our hero is in a spot of trouble! What shall he do to escape this predicament?
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
Fly. He's got wings, doesn't he?
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
Invert the time axis along the entropic front.

Alternatively, just enter the trench. That's what they're for.
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
duck!
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
> Fire a grenadine out the jacuzzi or whatever it's called.
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
become the greatest war hero of all time
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
use that Big Machine Gun
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
Duff McRun'n'Shoot
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
(08-02-2016, 05:11 AM)Papers Wrote: »use that Big Machine Gun

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It doesn't seem to be having much of an effect! It appears our hero has yet to undergo the required training "How to Remain Attached to a Gatling Gun"

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Supreme General McRun'n'Shoot arrives at the scene in a hurry! It seems that he has a special mission that only DRAKE BUFFLEHEAD, FUTURE GREATEST WAR HERO OF ALL TIME could complete! But what could it possibly be?
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
Run into a cloud of bustard gas and die
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
> Go and get hoagies for everyone in the company.
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
> Infiltrate enemy lines and steal their breadcrumb rations. Then discover their breadcrumb supply line and cripple it.
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
become a mole. start digging
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
Duff McRun'n'Shoot
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
>seconding breadcrumb infiltration
Look at this beautiful [strk]lamp[/strk] egg:

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Some fear for what it will hatch into. But not me. I'm not silly!
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RE: Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
> Engage in some fowl play.
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