Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War

Private Bufflehead's Adventures in The Pretty Decent War
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The year is 1917. War rages over Duckope, the largest war in history. Millions have already died, and millions more have yet to lay down their lives.

A lone private stands in the battlefield. The rest of his squad was destroyed in a bomb blast. Now he stands alone, unsure of what he should do next. Unbeknownst to him, he is about to become the greatest war hero of all time.

In fact, I'm betting you know his name already.
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baron bufflehead
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Commander Drake
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Sir Quackington of Upper Smythe.
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Hey, hey, it even says it - "War rages over Duckope." The main character is Duckope.
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burnside
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Alabaster Duff
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Large Dillweed
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Duff McRun'n'Shoot
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That's right!
It's DRAKE BUFFLEHEAD!

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Oh bother! It looks like our hero is in a spot of trouble! What shall he do to escape this predicament?
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Fly. He's got wings, doesn't he?
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Invert the time axis along the entropic front.

Alternatively, just enter the trench. That's what they're for.
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duck!
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#14
> Fire a grenadine out the jacuzzi or whatever it's called.
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become the greatest war hero of all time
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use that Big Machine Gun
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Duff McRun'n'Shoot
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(08-02-2016, 05:11 AM)Papers Wrote: »use that Big Machine Gun

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It doesn't seem to be having much of an effect! It appears our hero has yet to undergo the required training "How to Remain Attached to a Gatling Gun"

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Supreme General McRun'n'Shoot arrives at the scene in a hurry! It seems that he has a special mission that only DRAKE BUFFLEHEAD, FUTURE GREATEST WAR HERO OF ALL TIME could complete! But what could it possibly be?
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Run into a cloud of bustard gas and die
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> Go and get hoagies for everyone in the company.
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> Infiltrate enemy lines and steal their breadcrumb rations. Then discover their breadcrumb supply line and cripple it.
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become a mole. start digging
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Duff McRun'n'Shoot
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>seconding breadcrumb infiltration
Look at this beautiful [strk]lamp[/strk] egg:

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Some fear for what it will hatch into. But not me. I'm not silly!
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> Engage in some fowl play.
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