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come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
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KittenEater
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sports themed anime dater: you are Sport-chan and there are a lot of cute senpais in all the different sport clubs at your school... but you have a flat chest and they all like boobs! you know this because they compare their boob sizes in the locker room. anyway the trick to gaining their affection is to act cool and also stuff sports balls into your bra depending on which sport their in (basketballs for basket-chan, baseballs for soft-chan)

okay now it's your turn
07-22-2016, 05:06 PM
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Kíeros
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You are a girl in an all-bird school and you have to date pigeons to save the world from a horrible disease.


Oh wait, you said worst. I thought you said best.

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07-22-2016, 05:21 PM
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Lankie
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that one guy, that does that one thing.

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A dating sim in which you can only date presidential nominees!!! #topical #funny #lmao #cute #funnycatvideos #100emoji #instagram #sponsored
07-22-2016, 05:30 PM
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a52
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you must impress them by farting
07-22-2016, 05:38 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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You're an archaeologist and you're trying to determine when the various artifacts you dig up were made.
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07-22-2016, 05:47 PM
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Kíeros
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You are trapped in an empty void, where you are the only thing in it.

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07-22-2016, 05:55 PM
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Coldblooded
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You're trapped in a building with dozens of clones, and the only way to tell any of the clones apart is by very slight differences in their haircuts. You can only leave by getting a key from all six romanceable clones, but the game doesn't tell you which ones they are. If you ever get any of the clones confused with another clone at any point in the game, they all realize that you're trying to cheat on them with themselves and you immediately get beaten up by every clone in the room and lose.
07-22-2016, 06:00 PM
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Wheat
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You're an asteroid and you want to date the fuck out of a planet, but if you do you'll just end up hurting them :(

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07-22-2016, 06:12 PM
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Gimeurcookie
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You go to dog training school expecting these to be magical talking dogs who also turn in to really cute boyfriends.

But they're just normal dogs. The game / everyone around you keeps pressing you to date these completely normal dogs and everything is horrible.
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07-22-2016, 06:55 PM
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Reyweld
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Everyone in the dating sim has leprosy. You have to strategically date the characters, as everyone (including you!) is slowly dying. Body parts fall off in heightened moments or if you're doing terribly.

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
07-22-2016, 07:01 PM
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Kíeros
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You date emojis, and all the text in the game is replaced by emojis.

Or, 🔞👰💓😀📲📖👌

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07-22-2016, 07:37 PM
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Reyweld
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[quote='Kíeros' pid='146099' dateline='1469216248']
You date emojis, and all the text in the game is replaced by emojis.

Or,

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
07-22-2016, 07:46 PM
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Reyweld
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[quote='Kíeros' pid='146099' dateline='1469216248']
You date emojis, and all the text in the game is replaced by emojis.

Or,

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
07-22-2016, 07:47 PM
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Reyweld
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Isn't that going to be a movie?

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
07-22-2016, 07:48 PM
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a52
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(07-22-2016, 07:48 PM)Reyweld Wrote: Isn't that going to be a movie?
why.
07-22-2016, 07:49 PM
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Kíeros
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Sponsored tie-in! Even betterworse!

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07-22-2016, 07:51 PM
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OrangeAipom
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Time Fucker: you date older and younger versions of the same time traveller because you don't live long enough to grow older with them normally

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07-22-2016, 09:09 PM
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Reyweld
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(07-22-2016, 09:09 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: Time Fucker: you date older and younger versions of the same time traveller because you don't live long enough to grow older with them normally

That sounds pretty great, actually. I would play that if it was free, because who wastes money on dating sims other than Hatoful Boyfriend am I right?

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
07-22-2016, 09:19 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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You're a robot and you're trying to understand organic relationship habits, so you pick a life-form and attempt to attract them.

It's called Carbon Dating.
07-22-2016, 10:10 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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You're a fish in a lake and you're looking for another fish for some good times.

It's called Date A Bass.
07-22-2016, 10:10 PM
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Wheat
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(07-22-2016, 07:01 PM)Reyweld Wrote: Everyone in the dating sim has leprosy. You have to strategically date the characters, as everyone (including you!) is slowly dying. Body parts fall off in heightened moments or if you're doing terribly.

Some kind of mess with all of the seriousness of hetalia where you're in a concentration camp or a prison camp, and you have to find true love.

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07-22-2016, 10:47 PM
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Wheat
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Mega Mega Heart Attic: The Official Anne Frank Dating Sim

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07-22-2016, 10:49 PM
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Wheat
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(07-22-2016, 10:10 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: You're a fish in a lake and you're looking for another fish for some good times.

It's called Date A Bass.

hell yeah i'd date a bass

can't wait for Salmon Sequel
(I get what you're going for but that's a different bass. still a good pun)

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Wheat
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Oh yeah a bit off topic but I read a book about a leprosy colony that was established on Kalawao, a barely habitable small island of molokai, hawaii (and them later a more habitable penninsula nearby. I learned a lot about leprosy (also called Hansen's Disease) that I didn't before! Here are some
Fact SeagullLeprosy Facts!!

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-Leprosy colonies have, throughout history, been established because of a less than complete grasp upon leprosy's nature (you know like how everything was caused by curses and evil humours back in the day). It was thought (and still is thought in some places) that leprosy is highly infectious and incurable, two things which are not true.

How does leprosy affect a patient? Does it cause limbs to fall off?
Quote:In short: no. Leprosy attacks the nerves in the cooler parts of the body, particularly those that relate to the hands, feet and face. The result is a loss of sensation in these areas meaning a person is at much greater risk of injury as they cannot feel pain. A stone in a shoe may go unnoticed or a burn while cooking with the resulting injury and infection sometimes severe enough to cause the bone to ‘shorten’. The feet of a leprosy-affected person are prone to ulcers and, if not treated properly, can lead to amputation.


-there are multiple types of leprosy bacteria, as well as multiple severities of leprosy. for some, any damage and physical effects are reversible. leprosy is completely curable with multi-drug therepy; only once it's progressed far enough that someone excperiences an injury does disfigurement become permanent.

-most people who tested positive for leprosy do not have the most serious one. some with milder types of leprosy, after being condemned to leprosy colonies, developed more severe cases.

-some people who are infected with leprosy bacteria do not develop leprosy. diagnoses by leprosy task forces were formerly done by testing for incidence of the bacteria, and a zero-tolerance policy for those testing positive resulted in many people who would have been able to live out their lives normally being taken from their families and banished for life to colonies. testing was done for the more serious type of leprosy.

-the particular colony detailed in the book I read was established in the 1800s at the urging of hawaiian agrobusiness owners not wanting their labor pool to be affected. it's closed now, and has a population of 9 of leprosy havers who come and go

-most deaths in the leper colony studied were from lack of food, health care and basic supplies. Residents were expected to grow food supplies on their own and start their own little local economy with only scant amounts of outside provisions shipped in; supply ships also had a hard time docking on the one shore less rocky than the others and often had to turn back because of conditions. Also corruption led a few of the people tasked with delivering supplies to just accept a load and throw it all in the water and just say they delivered it instead of actually doing their job

-mark twain almost wrote a novel taking place on molokai but the basis for the book turned into A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

-armadillos can transmit leprosy to humans.

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Loather
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cool?

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