come up with the worst dating sim plots you can

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come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
#26
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you're playing madden nfl with your bros but the game is haunted, and you get turned into a talking football. you must find true love to break this horrible curse
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#27
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a swimsuit competition gets heated, leading to rivalries, teamwork, and... love? also everyone is a literal worm
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#28
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an interdimensional experiment goes horribly wrong, taking away an hip scientist grandpa's fortune, family, and worst of all, his collection of classic rock albums. now he must find a new life in the anime world- but will he find true love?
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#29
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fan fiction dating sim of disney's 2004 beloved hit Home On The Range. you can play as or date any of classic characters, such as Cow 1 (sassy), to Cow 2 (saucy), or even Cow 4 (sarcasty).

Cow 3 not available due to rights dispute with the estate of michael jackson
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#30
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what if, everyone was genitals, and instead of genitals, they had little people sticking out of them,
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#31
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official smash mouth dating sim
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#32
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YOU'RE THIRSTY FROM ALL THE NONSTOP SCREAMING YOU DO SO YOU GO ON DATES AND THEY ALL GO HORRIBLY BECAUSE OF THE SCREAMING AND IT'S JUST CONSTANT DAMAGE CONTROL
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#33
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midwestern dating sim taking place in a church lobby after mass. you're 19 so there's nothing else to do with your life now but settle down and start a family to give yourself something to do amidst the CORN EXPANSE. watch out for anyone who sounds or acts differently from the norm as they might just be looking for a vessel to sacrifice to the wiccan god of harvests
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#34
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dating a wide selection of firearms and firearm accessories. DLC unlocks the ultimate senpai: a golden .45 revolver, powered by mutual trust. shoots commitment
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#35
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vore dating sim. this can go two ways:
1. you are a hungry monster dating cute small monsters and then eating them
2. you are a small monster trying to entice a variety of big monsters to eat YOU
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#36
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You are [CENSORED], who dates [NOT A CHANCE]. Unfortunately, you have to deal with [NOPE], which will [NOT FOR HUMAN EYES] until [KIEROS, WHY?] and everyone [WHAT].
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#37
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You are dating someone. Online.
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#38
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(07-22-2016, 09:19 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »
(07-22-2016, 09:09 PM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »Time Fucker: you date older and younger versions of the same time traveller because you don't live long enough to grow older with them normally

That sounds pretty great, actually. I would play that if it was free, because who wastes money on dating sims other than Hatoful Boyfriend am I right?

It is bad because u die
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#39
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Everyone you are dating is dead.
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#40
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hey how about a dating sim that's like, furry fetish dating sim. you're like a generic wolf furry and all the other furries are more specialized animals with something about them that lends them to a different fetish


idk
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#41
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actually that's probably already been done :y
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#42
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pt cruiser dating sim
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#43
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(07-23-2016, 03:08 PM)KittenEater Wrote: »hey how about a dating sim that's like, furry fetish dating sim. you're like a generic wolf furry and all the other furries are more specialized animals with something about them that lends them to a different fetish


idk

Why can't I play a squid dating the generic wolf
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#44
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You work in an artisan calendar factory.

Your job is to write in the numbers on the calendars.

CALENDAR DATING SIMULATION.
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#45
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You're an archaeologist. You want to determine how old pieces of land were by measuring radioisotopes of various dug up artifacts.

PLOT DATING SIMULATION
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#46
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(07-23-2016, 07:05 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »You're an archaeologist. You want to determine how old pieces of land were by measuring radioisotopes of various dug up artifacts.

PLOT DATING SIMULATION

Sorry, Fogel already got this one.
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#47
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Dang. Uh...

You're a date in a fruit orchard and you're trying to court some persimmons which you affectionately shorten to 'sims.

DATE DATES SIMS SIM
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#48
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A RTS for Phoenix dactylifera plants.

A date simulator, if you will.
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#49
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dating sim where both you and your date have severe social anxiety and you have to navigate pitfalls like who pays the check, or deciding to speak up to get the attention of your server who hasn't been to your table in at least a half hour and youre thirsty. there's random microgames controlling events like keeping yourself from bursting out into tears because your date obviously could never like you or be enjoying themselves
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#50
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Dating sim plots dating sim. Each dating sim in this thread is anthropomorphized and you're gonna get with one of 'em.
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