come up with the worst dating sim plots you can

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come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
#76
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(07-26-2016, 06:15 PM)KittenEater Wrote: »anthropomorphic pastry dating sim

datepals include donut, bagel, strudel, parfait, muffin, and cupcake, among many others

you lick the toppings off of their heads

Plot twist: muffin is literally the devil
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you are dating the fundamental constants of physics. Raaaaage Only $5.99 for the Hot Friction DLC! Raaaaage
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#78
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A drama dating sim where you're a lamp that falls in love with various household items. However, the player can't hear the objects' voices, so every dialog box is just a bunch of ellipses.
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#79
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Blast your love interests with unstoppable deluges of water, in this hot new inundating sim.

(Featuring: No double-meanings or innuendo whatsoever. Everything is played totally straight. You just shoot water at them and they get really wet. In the conventional sense.
Also, you can't see through anyone's t-shirts or anything like that.)
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#80
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The above with the caveat that you fall in love with things /because/ you douse them with water. Your lawn is dying because you refuse to have another episode of you falling in love with St. Augustine.
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#81
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You date a bunch of ancient, forgotten video game characters from a nearly-bankrupt company, as well as three characters from a completely unrelated webcomic.
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#82
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that one already got did
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#83
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Simian Dating. That's right. you're makin' sweet sweet kissy faces at chimps. non-homosapiens chaps.

not only that. the simians you are dating take all love metaphors literally. When they say that you stole their heart, you have apparently severed it from their bodies and enjoyed it as a light snack.
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#84
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(07-23-2016, 01:25 AM)KittenEater Wrote: »vore dating sim. this can go two ways:
1. you are a hungry monster dating cute small monsters and then eating them
2. you are a small monster trying to entice a variety of big monsters to eat YOU

You must explore the body and steal their heart
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#85
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You are a pioneering young newcomer in this foreign country without any idea of the language.
Because of this, you can communicate only through woven designs and carpets.
Finding your new foothold in this unfamiliar land as you start a rug store, you stumble upon the love of your life.

But how can you express your love only through the rugs you sell?

LOOMING LOVE. (2017)
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#86
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MMORPG Dating Sim.

You and a bunch of other losersquality customers are around in the world, trying to get laidexperience the wonderful storyline of this world through intentionally stupidlimited dialogue choices.
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#87
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(07-27-2016, 07:51 PM)earthexe Wrote: »
(07-23-2016, 01:25 AM)KittenEater Wrote: »vore dating sim. this can go two ways:
1. you are a hungry monster dating cute small monsters and then eating them
2. you are a small monster trying to entice a variety of big monsters to eat YOU

You must explore the body and steal their heart

morgan freeman's organ demons: the dating sim
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#88
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You are an archeologist who discovered a time machine. You promptly use it to travel to all your favourite time periods to date all your favourite historical figures and completely fuck up history.

Secrete ending where you wind up with a sapient dinosaur
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#89
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You are dating commercials. No, not people from commercials, the whole commercials. On the plus side, think of all the advertising money you would get from making the game.
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#90
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(07-22-2016, 09:19 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »if it was free, because who wastes money on dating sims other than Hatoful Boyfriend am I right?

name a real dating sim and i'll buy it
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#91
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You're dating the sides of the die. You can only go on a date with them when their number is rolled. And if you roll the same number twice in a row, you get shot out of a cannon.
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#92
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You're dating the walls of a room.in hallucinations

That's it.
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#93
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a dating sim but you're playing backgammon and there's no dating
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#94
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A dating sim where you flit between false imaginings and reliving implanted memories, unable to tell which is the truth you must truly wake up to.
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#95
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(07-30-2016, 12:40 AM)OrangeAipom Wrote: »
(07-22-2016, 09:19 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »if it was free, because who wastes money on dating sims other than Hatoful Boyfriend am I right?

name a real dating sim and i'll buy it

oh right i already played hatoful boyfriend so that doesn't count
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#96
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You're dating fremp. There is nothing else, only fremp.
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#97
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I was doodling some of these:

(07-22-2016, 07:37 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »You date emojis, and all the text in the game is replaced by emojis.

Or, 🔞👰💓😀📲📖👌
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(07-23-2016, 12:12 AM)Loather Wrote: »YOU'RE THIRSTY FROM ALL THE NONSTOP SCREAMING YOU DO SO YOU GO ON DATES AND THEY ALL GO HORRIBLY BECAUSE OF THE SCREAMING AND IT'S JUST CONSTANT DAMAGE CONTROL
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#98
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(07-30-2016, 12:47 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »You're dating the sides of the die. You can only go on a date with them when their number is rolled. And if you roll the same number twice in a row, you get shot out of a cannon.

what if it's a d20
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#99
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Then I guess you only have a 5% chance to get shot out of a cannon.
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you're all the other characters dating the same generic main character
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