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come up with the worst dating sim plots you can
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Loather
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cool?

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date all of your favorite elfs from hit video game oblivion

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09-02-2016, 02:39 AM
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Kíeros
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The girl you tried to date does not exist.

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09-02-2016, 03:43 AM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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molag bal dating sim
09-02-2016, 03:46 AM
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KittenEater
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big dumb whatever

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concept: a dating sim taking place in a school or whatever, like normal, but all the dateable characters were made in Spore Creature Creator. every single image of them in-game is just a different cropped snapshot of them in Spore.
09-02-2016, 07:02 AM
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qwerx3
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post maker

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the characters are action 52 "games"
09-02-2016, 08:58 AM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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a dating sim where you see all these people and can only have platonic relationships with them. it's called friend sim because they are your friends wow :)

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09-02-2016, 10:52 PM
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wyatt
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clown brown from downtown

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you date various eldritch abomonations and also your father
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08-14-2017, 03:13 AM
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Mehgamehn
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Like New or Barn Fresh

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You're playing hide and seek with the object of your affection, the trick is they have to hide in a romantic setting and when you find them you have to complete a date with them, with the goal to be to get that first kiss. Once you have shared that passionate first kiss, you lean in their ear and whisper "You're it", then run off, leaving with them the cursed pain of having to search for love.

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09-18-2017, 06:57 AM
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bigro
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Please explain

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you open the game but its just me and now I have your folders, just the folders, I stole all your subdirectories and your entire computer is now located on root. Winky

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09-18-2017, 04:07 PM
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BRPXQZME
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Even the lies? Especially the lies!

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Typical college scenario except every time things get rocky you chicken out, build a time machine, and go back a year to save yourself from your blunder, and before you know it you’re wondering if maybe you should at least limit it to what years the school has been coed, because doing something economically productive or academically interesting is out of the question like it always is in these time machine stories.

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09-21-2017, 05:37 AM
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Lordlyhour
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A Guy Who Has Teeth

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You Need To Romance your own organs
11-27-2017, 12:21 AM
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Reyweld
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Date one of a selection of randomly generated but coherently realistic people. Something you never learn: they are other players!

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
11-27-2017, 03:08 AM
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Joe Starman
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Starman

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You are an archaeologist. You must use radiocarbon techniques to date a series of fossils and artifacts.
11-27-2017, 05:50 AM
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Reyweld
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(07-22-2016, 05:47 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: You're an archaeologist and you're trying to determine when the various artifacts you dig up were made.

(07-23-2016, 07:05 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: You're an archaeologist. You want to determine how old pieces of land were by measuring radioisotopes of various dug up artifacts.

PLOT DATING SIMULATION

(11-27-2017, 05:50 AM)Joe Starman Wrote: You are an archaeologist. You must use radiocarbon techniques to date a series of fossils and artifacts.

The archeologists just want to win over every shard of pottery and stone tool head. Why can't you accept their love for each other!?!

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
11-27-2017, 12:54 PM
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Joe Starman
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Starman

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I'm sorry for not reading the whole thread before coming up with a reply.

You are a producer. Include current pop music and zeitgeist fads to date your movies!
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11-27-2017, 02:15 PM
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Wheat
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Youre an archaeologist and you wanna rock dem bones with another archaeologist in the "radiocarbon" position (ancient technique that can't be described on this forum due to too much sexy)

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11-27-2017, 02:23 PM
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Myeth
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It crimbas time

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You make calendars

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11-27-2017, 06:32 PM
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BRPXQZME
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Even the lies? Especially the lies!

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It’s an AR game based off people in real life in your vicinity, except actually you’re just carrying around a bunch of these and weirding everyone out.

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11-30-2017, 11:40 PM
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Kíeros
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Whenever you date someone in game, you transform into them and they transform into you.

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12-03-2017, 04:59 AM
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Myeth
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It crimbas time

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Dating simulator where it's just a normal dating simulator but all the anime girls are guy fieri

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12-04-2017, 04:48 PM
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Joe Starman
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Starman

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It's a dungeon crawl, but after clearing dungeons, you go on dates to replenish hearts
12-04-2017, 07:15 PM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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school dating sim where actually all you do is you just write essays
12-05-2017, 04:36 AM
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Dragon Fogel
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But can you date the essays?
12-05-2017, 05:17 AM
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a52
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the one who patented nonsense

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(12-05-2017, 05:17 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: But can you date the essays?

no.
12-05-2017, 05:18 AM
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Kíeros
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You are dating the number 6

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12-05-2017, 05:26 AM
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