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uh ok I'm going to try something stupid.

>clear command queue
>disable CREATE, LEARN, and GIVE for 10 minutes
>HELP
>SERIOUSLY THINGS ARE NOT GOING WELL
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yeeeeah lets cool on the commands for now please. lets just let what happens happe for now
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There is no need to interfere or create danger. The laws of narrative dictate that these things will find her on their own.
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How abstract of concepts can we teach exactly.
Are things like "Forgiveness" and "Extreme Caution" teachable.
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(07-16-2017, 03:31 PM)Fellow Wrote: »
(07-16-2017, 03:28 PM)wiltingMyosotis Wrote: »I mean.. I really don't agree with this idea? As far as we know, there really isn't any danger. (Yet.) but there is the unexplained second planet, i think?
Fernando will likley venture there, if anything. She might learn a lesson there on her own, if you really want to give her one.
Yeah but that'll only happen if the god there is hostile, won't it? If it's a friendly god Fernando will have tea parties, play dress up and solve puzzles.

That would be a good thing though. The best-case scenario would be if we were proven wrong and our cats turned out perfectly safe. Even in the scenario where our being wrong causes her to leave us forever and start hanging out with Macaron or whoever she'll still be safe and happy, and that's all that really matters.

I'm in favor of anything that will help prepare Fernando for her journey, and am against any Machiavellian schemes to keep her with us.
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Ditto on the above. We created these tiny cat people so we're responsible for their well-being, and should treat them nice and fair. I'm against playing mind games on them in an ill-conceived attempt to teach them a lesson.
Vivian Quest
Tale of a small lizard, crime, and weird biology!
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(07-18-2017, 06:19 AM)Kanelel Wrote: »That would be a good thing though. The best-case scenario would be if we were proven wrong and our cats turned out perfectly safe. Even in the scenario where our being wrong causes her to leave us forever and start hanging out with Macaron or whoever she'll still be safe and happy, and that's all that really matters.

In this worst case scenario, we would become unable to create or teach anything and the tcp limit would stagnate, as one of our tcps would be on an adventure.
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Frog crimes more like frog war crimes

Teach all: How to hug
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(author notice: I'm gonna cut off the suggestions right here, just for this update, because I have it mostly written up and I don't wanna have to change it :v )
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>CREATE ICE GNOME

A single ice gnome now wanders the Tower Maze, but there’s no telling where it spawned.

>GIVE EVERTORCH - FERNANDO
>GIVE RUCKSACK - FERNANDO
>GIVE RATIONS - FERNANDO
>GIVE ROPE - FERNANDO
>GIVE BELT - FERNANDO
>GIVE HOLSTER - FERNANDO
>GIVE GUN - FERNANDO
>GIVE AMMO - FERNANDO
>GIVE SUPPORTIVE LETTER - FERNANDO
>TEACH HUGGING - ALL


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Fernando goes up to her room, looks through her drawers, and changes into a new outfit. She picks out a plain trenchcoat and a pair of slippers, as well as her Bee Bowler. She also accepts your gifts, slipping the belt and holster on under her coat and putting the rest of her stuff into the rucksack… aside from the letter, which simply reads “You can do it! We believe in you!”

She’s sure you do.

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On her way out of the house, Windy and Fennel intercept her to… give her some of their things. Fennel gives her the extendable arm, and Windy gives her the laser pointer and a copy of the map of the Tower Maze they had drawn on their previous adventure. Windy also takes a minute to TEACH Fernando about Parkour, Gun Safety, and First Aid.

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Fernando stays quiet for a moment, before quietly thanking Windy and Fennel. She’s glad they’re sending her off on a positive note. They quickly exchange hugs before Fernando turns and walks away.

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On her way out, Fernando uses her Bee Bowler to summon the bees around the planet to follow her continuously. Using the magic hat has made Fernando’s health go from OKAY to POOR.

And with that, Fernando marches off to the Tower Maze, forcing your team into ADVENTURE mode.



Not too long after, your COMMUNICATOR buzzes.

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> Y, I guess
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Y. Gotta get on the grind, if you know what I mean
Have you ever tasted the moonlight?

So delicate on your skin.

Gentle, with the grace of song
And dancing on water;

The ballet of ancient light.

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Y. I can't wait to meet a new friend???
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> Y.
Got a hunch this character is gonna be real interesting.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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with a name like grind i hope to god they are a 90s extreme sports cartoon character whose sole goal in TCP is to get their cats to do all the sickest tricks and stunts
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oh thank goodness that could have gone much worse.

"hello you have reached frog crimes, we are currently in the middle of a tearful goodbye, would you mind holding?"
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>turn out to be a telemarketer ohnoo
Vivian Quest
Tale of a small lizard, crime, and weird biology!
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> ANSWER

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GRIND: Hello. You’re new aren’t you?
FROG-CRIMES: yyyyes?
GRIND: Cool. My name is Grind, as you can probably tell. I hope you aren’t a troublemaker
GRIND: My work partner Wretch is having trouble with a collective right now in fact
GRIND: Anyway. How is the game going for you so far?
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....interestingly. We're having a bit of trouble agreeing on things and it's damaging our relationship with our TCPs.
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To be more specific, there's approximately one voice who insists on making and doing things that come off as extremely antagonistic toward them and like everyone else, and then a few other voices that go along with that one for some reason.
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Pleased to meet you grind, I am a frog crime as you know. We just sent one of our tcps out on a journey of self discovery, so we *may* be tripping over ourselves a bit. A fair warning, we're kinda erratic because of the whole collective thing but we're not actually bad or whatever.

Say, do you know of the other god in our game? She's called Macaron.

Also could you do us a favor and end your sentences with tildes? It's much easier on my ears. ~
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one of our tcps just ran away so, all according to plan
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>Do you like skate tricks
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> You look very pretty!
> Our TCP Fernando just went riiight off. They might go to your planet and if so, please make sure they don't cause trouble! It's a bit worrying.
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You're very handsome.
And oh you know.
One of us is actively trying to make us be as awful as possible to our little guys, one of whom has already left out on their own and wants nothing to do with us.
And our other two adorable children are. Probably a bit suspicious of us as well at this point.
So, y'know. If the objective of the game is to have a bunch of angry, disorganized cat people running around we are really nailing it.
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