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The Ballad of Adler Young, Canto 2.5
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Angustine
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Stew: smell so delicious it attracts a large pack of feral wolves
11-14-2017, 02:15 AM
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typeandkey
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>Burnside: You manage to wiggle your arms and feet free, but your legs and torso are still tangled. You're reduced to waddling around like a penguin.
>Thomson: Attempt to get back into Adler's good graces by helping him prepare the stew. Actually learn a thing or two.
>Adler: Be apprehensive at first, but you simply cannot turn down the opportunity to teach your craft. Wouldn't it be something if you could convince the realms to submit to your rule without a fight by offering them regular stew rations?
>Army: Return with supplies of mismatched foodstuffs with flavors that do not go well together. Dump it all in the stew before Adler can object.
11-14-2017, 01:17 PM
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Tim Tesy
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Adler > sip stew and go into crippling shock on how bad it Tastes! "what did they put in there?" you need to remedy this stew quickly!

Adler > add feral wolves to stew
11-16-2017, 11:57 AM
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MasterofElfhame
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(Army) Forage wildly and madly.
(Stew Ingredients) Be somewhat odd.
(Stew Ingredients) Include: Six drops of the Essence of Terror, five drops of Sinister Sauce, and a touch of Tincture of Tenderness.
(Soldier) Admit that you raided the potions chest at the Chapel.
(Adler) Produce that most feared of creatures...a Stew Golem.
(Feral wolves) Try to flee the Stew Golem.
(Stew Golem) Catch the wolves. Eat them. Get bigger.
(Stew Golem) Act like a little kid, in some ways.
11-17-2017, 01:14 AM
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Torchfire
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One of the soldiers, be shouted at for not bringing back anything. Then, aster a closer inspection, turn out to be carrying an armful of assorted mushrooms.
Several other soldiers, find a secluded cottage and go pillage it. Get chased out by a little old lady armed with a broken broom handle.
A half-senile old war veteran, set out to recover a box of provisions that you remembered burying nearby during an army campaign in your youth. Reassure your comrades that the hardtack should, in theory, still be edible after all this time.
A couple of predatory inclined woodselves, enter a nearby forest to hunt. End up mistaking each other for feral game.
One soldier, bring back a mysterious pretty girl in a ground length skirt back with you.

The Black Beast of Argh (or something similar), be watching the group from a distance.
11-19-2017, 07:18 PM
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