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Kíeros
 RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 1: Business As Usual
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(09-22-2016 02:35 PM)Schazer Wrote:  CRITERION ON WHICH I SHALL CONFER ACCESS TO MY SWEET SWEET CAFFEINE STORES:
-cool plans this evening
-predilection toward good deeds (preferred)
-not demon-racist
-not a square
Hey, I have a great plan for this evening, with lots of fun stuff, there's no way I'm going to do anything stupidly evil, and demons are A-OK in my book. I only have a question about the last one.

Does an eleventh dimensional orthotope count as a square?

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09-22-2016 03:09 PM
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Schazer
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I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU DEAR, SWEET KIEROS.

BECAUSE I AM THE ONE CONDUCTING THIS INTERVIEW, AND WHILE MY CUP RUNNETH OVER MY CLOCK DOESTH NOT AND I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO ADDRESS QUESTIONS TO WHICH YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER IN YOUR HEART OF SQUAREST HEARTS.

ALLOW ME TO ADD TO MY CAFE-CRITERIA THE FOLLOWING MANDATORY REQUIREMENTS FOR ACCESS TO THE MIDNIGHT OIL:
-Does not ask questions. None. Because I have my damnedable role in the grand cosmic theatre (the stage of which we lollygag upon like an ill-wrangled pack of actors) and I require those capable of assisting me. Your apparent collective tacit engagement in this sideshow clowncar of a meeting would bid me despair that nobody would take my task seriously, but I'll take what I can get. You get the job, you do me a solid, and I renumerate your time and effort with goods and services, namely, the givingn of goods (the Juice) and services (the world still existing so you may enjoy the Juice).

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Feeling homesick no matter where I is | Gonna beg steal and borrow 'til we live like kings
09-22-2016 03:35 PM
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I AM (INTRIGUED) BY (POINT 4) OF (YOUR OUTLINE). PLEASE CONTINUE. PLEASE PROVIDE INPUT ON (LOVELY TIME).
09-22-2016 05:15 PM
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Wheat
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Your purple isn't that impressive. I can do ultraviolet.

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09-22-2016 06:11 PM
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Sruixan
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totally is a cicada

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09-22-2016 11:30 PM
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Not The Author
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Actually, I'm reasonably sure as the only persons associated with WSC at the current time, that there shouldn't be a problem, legally speaking. Ethically, if the jet's just lying around, it has no ethical value, but if we use it to do good deeds, then the jet becomes an instrument of good, or something. Which in turn, by rebuilding public confidence in WSC, should raise the value of our shares! Probably.

The question then becomes what to do with the jet once commandeered, which, uh. Admittedly I'd not thought that far ahead. Hm.
09-22-2016 11:37 PM
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Sruixan
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totally is a cicada

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09-23-2016 04:23 AM
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AgentBlue
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that escalated quickly

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Sure! Sure! The jet sounds, um, sounds wonderful! Um. We're all going to be okay. Um. Is there any chance the jet might be, um, dangerous, um, or, um, we wouldn't want to, um, um, um.

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09-23-2016 04:26 AM
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I'm 99% certain that nothing will go wrong, and in the extremely unlikely event that something does go wrong, I have a backup plan to ensure everything works out.

That said, if you don't wanna come, or can't for whatever reason, that's fine. Didn't mean to put you onna spot or nuthin', an' don't wanna put'cha in a position where yer uncomfortable, or whatever, y'know?

Wha'bout you, Sruix? We can set up a projector inna jet, if you need. Maybe use the clouds as a screen, if we get high enough? Could be a sight.
09-23-2016 04:39 AM
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Schazer
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PAYS TO MENTION THAT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER OF MY SWEET, SWEET SWEEPSTAKES. EVERYONE ELSE, YOU LOSE, YOU SNOOZE.

peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones
eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of
staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors
Feeling homesick no matter where I is | Gonna beg steal and borrow 'til we live like kings
09-23-2016 04:45 AM
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a52
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(09-22-2016 12:22 AM)Schazer Wrote:  GOOD SHIT ILL MEET YOU IN THE BREAK ROOM YEAH? BRING THE "GOODS" FOR MAKE CAFFEINATED BENEFIT BUT IVE GOTTA MAKE SURE IM KNOCKING THIS AMBROSIA DOWN THE WORTHIEST THROATS YEAH?


SO FOR ANY PROSPECTIVE DRINKCIPIENTS: WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A 48 HOUR ENERGY? BEST ANSWER GETS THE WAKEY WATER HELL YEAH

FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD SPICE THINGS UP A BIT BY ADDING A LITTLE ELEMENTAL SODIUM! THEN I WOULD MIX IT WITH JET FUEL AND SWALLOW THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE, PLASTIC AND ALL! THEN I WOULD POST ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE IN THE ENERGY DRINKS THREAD!

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09-23-2016 05:18 AM
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In that case whoever's piloting the jet should nab a sip, and then also the rest of it, probably. Still gotta figure out what to actually do with the jet, though... uh... Oh, I know!

> Ix, what should I do with this jet
09-23-2016 06:34 AM
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09-23-2016 06:35 AM
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We could sell the jet and buy better toilets. The entrances into my kingdom are lacking... luster.

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(03-02-2015 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote:  i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote:  Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass

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I CAN fly higher than any jet already. I'm what you call "Out Of This World." A space case. My numbers are astronomical. I get high... on life! Look at me, i just concentrate and ii make it happen soaring like a cosmic eagle

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Reyweld
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I'm not entirely sure who you are but you haven't posted since game start.

Also Sleepy I'm looking at you, the Sewer Goddess sees all*!

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(03-02-2015 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote:  i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote:  Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass

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09-24-2016 01:33 PM
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(03-02-2015 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote:  i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote:  Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass

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09-24-2016 01:35 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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Wait, What, Somebody Voted?

Schazer - 1 (qwerx3)
DS Piron - 1 (Reyweld)
Fogel - 1 (Kieros)
Mirdini - 1 (Para)

Deadline is Wednesday, September 28 at 8 PM Mountain time.
With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch and 6 to soft-lynch.

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09-24-2016 03:06 PM
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Wheat
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I can top Reyweld's vote by foting Reyweld, for none other than the classic mistake of picking what they assumed is an easy target in the form of an absentee newbie.

Newbies shouldn't be lynched first; they can be subdued with the Lash and turned to Breeders

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do not look directly at the asymptote

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VOTE (NO LYNCH). HOW CAN ONE HAVE A (LOVELY TIME) IF THEY ARE (FLOATING) IN THE (ENDLESS VOID)?
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