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Kíeros
 RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 1: Business As Usual
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(09-22-2016, 02:35 PM)Schazer Wrote: CRITERION ON WHICH I SHALL CONFER ACCESS TO MY SWEET SWEET CAFFEINE STORES:
-cool plans this evening
-predilection toward good deeds (preferred)
-not demon-racist
-not a square
Hey, I have a great plan for this evening, with lots of fun stuff, there's no way I'm going to do anything stupidly evil, and demons are A-OK in my book. I only have a question about the last one.

Does an eleventh dimensional orthotope count as a square?

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09-22-2016, 03:09 PM
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Schazer
 RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 1: Business As Usual
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I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU DEAR, SWEET KIEROS.

BECAUSE I AM THE ONE CONDUCTING THIS INTERVIEW, AND WHILE MY CUP RUNNETH OVER MY CLOCK DOESTH NOT AND I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO ADDRESS QUESTIONS TO WHICH YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER IN YOUR HEART OF SQUAREST HEARTS.

ALLOW ME TO ADD TO MY CAFE-CRITERIA THE FOLLOWING MANDATORY REQUIREMENTS FOR ACCESS TO THE MIDNIGHT OIL:
-Does not ask questions. None. Because I have my damnedable role in the grand cosmic theatre (the stage of which we lollygag upon like an ill-wrangled pack of actors) and I require those capable of assisting me. Your apparent collective tacit engagement in this sideshow clowncar of a meeting would bid me despair that nobody would take my task seriously, but I'll take what I can get. You get the job, you do me a solid, and I renumerate your time and effort with goods and services, namely, the givingn of goods (the Juice) and services (the world still existing so you may enjoy the Juice).
09-22-2016, 03:35 PM
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Akumu
 RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 1: Business As Usual
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(09-22-2016, 02:52 PM)Sruixan Wrote: [Image: 001.png]

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I AM (INTRIGUED) BY (POINT 4) OF (YOUR OUTLINE). PLEASE CONTINUE. PLEASE PROVIDE INPUT ON (LOVELY TIME).
09-22-2016, 05:15 PM
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Wheat
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Your purple isn't that impressive. I can do ultraviolet.

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09-22-2016, 06:11 PM
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Sruixan
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totally is a cicada

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09-22-2016, 11:30 PM
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 RE: ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 1: Business As Usual
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Actually, I'm reasonably sure as the only persons associated with WSC at the current time, that there shouldn't be a problem, legally speaking. Ethically, if the jet's just lying around, it has no ethical value, but if we use it to do good deeds, then the jet becomes an instrument of good, or something. Which in turn, by rebuilding public confidence in WSC, should raise the value of our shares! Probably.

The question then becomes what to do with the jet once commandeered, which, uh. Admittedly I'd not thought that far ahead. Hm.
09-22-2016, 11:37 PM
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Sruixan
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09-22-2016, 11:56 PM
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Justice Watch
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09-23-2016, 04:23 AM
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AgentBlue
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Sure! Sure! The jet sounds, um, sounds wonderful! Um. We're all going to be okay. Um. Is there any chance the jet might be, um, dangerous, um, or, um, we wouldn't want to, um, um, um.
09-23-2016, 04:26 AM
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Not The Author
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I'm 99% certain that nothing will go wrong, and in the extremely unlikely event that something does go wrong, I have a backup plan to ensure everything works out.

That said, if you don't wanna come, or can't for whatever reason, that's fine. Didn't mean to put you onna spot or nuthin', an' don't wanna put'cha in a position where yer uncomfortable, or whatever, y'know?

Wha'bout you, Sruix? We can set up a projector inna jet, if you need. Maybe use the clouds as a screen, if we get high enough? Could be a sight.
09-23-2016, 04:39 AM
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Schazer
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PAYS TO MENTION THAT THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE WINNER OF MY SWEET, SWEET SWEEPSTAKES. EVERYONE ELSE, YOU LOSE, YOU SNOOZE.
09-23-2016, 04:45 AM
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a52
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(09-22-2016, 12:22 AM)Schazer Wrote: GOOD SHIT ILL MEET YOU IN THE BREAK ROOM YEAH? BRING THE "GOODS" FOR MAKE CAFFEINATED BENEFIT BUT IVE GOTTA MAKE SURE IM KNOCKING THIS AMBROSIA DOWN THE WORTHIEST THROATS YEAH?


SO FOR ANY PROSPECTIVE DRINKCIPIENTS: WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A 48 HOUR ENERGY? BEST ANSWER GETS THE WAKEY WATER HELL YEAH

FIRST OF ALL, I WOULD SPICE THINGS UP A BIT BY ADDING A LITTLE ELEMENTAL SODIUM! THEN I WOULD MIX IT WITH JET FUEL AND SWALLOW THE WHOLE DAMN BOTTLE, PLASTIC AND ALL! THEN I WOULD POST ABOUT MY EXPERIENCE IN THE ENERGY DRINKS THREAD!
09-23-2016, 05:18 AM
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Not The Author
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In that case whoever's piloting the jet should nab a sip, and then also the rest of it, probably. Still gotta figure out what to actually do with the jet, though... uh... Oh, I know!

> Ix, what should I do with this jet
09-23-2016, 06:34 AM
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(abd, always be delegating)
09-23-2016, 06:35 AM
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Reyweld
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We could sell the jet and buy better toilets. The entrances into my kingdom are lacking... luster.

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09-23-2016, 02:05 PM
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Wheat
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I CAN fly higher than any jet already. I'm what you call "Out Of This World." A space case. My numbers are astronomical. I get high... on life! Look at me, i just concentrate and ii make it happen soaring like a cosmic eagle

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09-23-2016, 05:06 PM
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09-23-2016, 05:09 PM
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Wheat
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09-23-2016, 05:25 PM
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09-23-2016, 05:27 PM
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Reyweld
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I'm not entirely sure who you are but you haven't posted since game start.

Also Sleepy I'm looking at you, the Sewer Goddess sees all*!

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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
09-24-2016, 01:33 PM
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Reyweld
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(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
09-24-2016, 01:35 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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Wait, What, Somebody Voted?

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Fogel - 1 (Kieros)
Mirdini - 1 (Para)

Deadline is Wednesday, September 28 at 8 PM Mountain time.
With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch and 6 to soft-lynch.
09-24-2016, 03:06 PM
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Wheat
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I can top Reyweld's vote by foting Reyweld, for none other than the classic mistake of picking what they assumed is an easy target in the form of an absentee newbie.

Newbies shouldn't be lynched first; they can be subdued with the Lash and turned to Breeders

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09-24-2016, 08:53 PM
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a52
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09-24-2016, 08:55 PM
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Akumu
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VOTE (NO LYNCH). HOW CAN ONE HAVE A (LOVELY TIME) IF THEY ARE (FLOATING) IN THE (ENDLESS VOID)?
09-24-2016, 09:06 PM
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