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Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances
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 Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances
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Okay first of alll before I get COMPLETELY bad, we need to lay down some ground rules.

But first first of all i need to tell you what this thread its is. This is a thread where people drink/use alcohol/some other minddrug and post while under the influence. I for one, am slightly under the influence, but that is maybe about to change! For the worse!

Okay back to the first first first thing. Some rules.

1. Don't do anything illegal, we should all know this rule anyways, please, please only use substances that your jurisdiction allows you to use. I'm in washingtron state in the USA USA USA USA where marijuana is legal AND I am 21 so it is legal for me to use it. I am a good boy.

2. This is not the place to be discussing or encouraging the development of addictions or habits, honestly I just wanted to post while high on my legal weed and not encourage minors to make a habit of using it okay? its a fun drug tho!! DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT DO ILLEGAL THINGS DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY DO NOT HURT YOUR BODY

3. Whenever possible . rate how much whatever substance you have used has exploded you. You can use this shitty thing too! For example. A sober person would have to say they are on a [0] right now. But maybe you're buzzed. And that would qualify as a [1] or maybe a [2]. Are you VERY bad? Have you made a mistake possibly? There we have you on athere a that's a [10]. For me? Personally, you ask?? Why, you don't say! I for examle am currently approaching maybe [5]. REMEMBER: THE SCALE DOES NOT GO PAST [10] NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT TO. (you don't want it to)

4. This isn't actually a rule so much as it is a guideline: do not correct your typos as you type. Its just a fun thing. You got that children? Do you? Thanks great.

5. You don't need to be not sober to post in here either PLEASE: tell us how bonkers we sound. I cannNnnnnOT wait to come up to a comprehensive list of all the thoughts I had while tonight. Because that will happen.

6. I'm gonna press the "post thread" button...............

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7. now.

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8. It's been about maybe 50 minutes since I started, i have taken 14 puffs (one while I was writing this because I couldn't possibly stop on 13, that would be satan bad!) I'm riding on perhaps! [7] and I'm steadily playing up to [7][8][9]town. The substations of sozzletown. It's like a little journey, see! Sozzletown has many divisions, eached ranked [0][1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10]. And you must check into the hotel where you currently reside. And they're like smaller towns too! [0] town is like, the suburbs. Suburbia! Normal happy family lives. But the higher the districts you go, things go super duper fancy like, imagine if vegas took steroids and was like the WILDEST TOWN IN AMERICA? THE BIGGEST MOST HAPPENING TOWN LAS VEGAS USA! That would be the most accurate description to [10] town.

I am in [7][8][9] town. So you know it's cool, but its not a capitalist penthouse apartment party crazy wild, marijuana.


OH NO [9]

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09-05-2016, 04:48 AM
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I'M HEAVY ON THE PREMIUM VOLTAGE RATING RIGHT NOW. IT'S MAKING ME A BIT WEIRD.
09-05-2016, 04:56 AM
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YOU GET TO GO PLACES.
BAD ONES. THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO.




LIKE SOZZLETOWN.
09-05-2016, 04:56 AM
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just explained the sozzletown dynamics to my brother.

i have reached the top. I am the penthouse apartments in [10] town lets go i


oh now

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09-05-2016, 05:00 AM
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Insultron how dare you im cry

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its all real baby

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I can't possibly take anything seriously right nw

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insultron is a good bad robot ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !! ! !

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IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT IT'S ACTUALLY A COMPLEMENT THAT I WOULD ABUSE VOLTAGE JUST SO I COULD LEND MY TRADEMARK SERVICES TO THIS THREAD.
09-05-2016, 05:09 AM
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Thanksto you ! Friends!

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(09-05-2016, 05:00 AM)piester Wrote: i can't tell if this is sincere or sarcastic hel p

IT'S 100% REAL, BABY. I'M RIDING THE 'ELECTRIC EEL.'
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDx34E5PK2I this video is exactly what it's like to be jesus and hear everyone's prayers

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i don't think that video is working

its a video.

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i can't remember teh correct tags

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[yt]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDx34E5PK2I[/yt]

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im so sad

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damn

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I'M SO RAD.
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