TowerDown - MYSTERY DOOR

TowerDown - MYSTERY DOOR
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TowerDown - MYSTERY DOOR
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>Commenciate

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We begin our story to-day glancing 'pon this massive tower of mystical majesty and aetherial whimsy. What is the deal with this thing, you ask? Why, let me tell you this mighty rosey obelisk is one of those fantastical containers of fairy-tail lore. In that legendary tradition of telltale tower construction, contains a Princess.

>Let's zoom in a bit.

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A most lovely, charming, Princess cajoled safely and securely in the not-quiet-tallest chamber, of what is most certainly the tallest tower. A Princess who-

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...who it seems, is not having a particularly good day.

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No. Not very good at all.
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Adun Toridas, Space Ninja...
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RE: TowerDown
marry a mermaid
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RE: TowerDown
>Head up, buddy. (and let us see that face!)

An adventure about a tower, now that's my kind of content! (´。• ᵕ •。`)
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>kid level crying, teenage drama crying, existential horrors of life crying, or adult problems crying?
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> Aww, do you need a hug?
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RE: TowerDown
turn around!
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Princess: Wipe your tears away with the most expensive handkerchief in the continent.
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> What the heckity heck has got you down?
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RE: TowerDown
>Sob harder! You'll never qualify for the boo-boo olympics at this rate.
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#10
RE: TowerDown
> Try to shred the sickest gnar in the history of the five kingdoms
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#11
RE: TowerDown
>Your name is JOY BUTTERCUP VON FLUFFENHOFFEN, and that SUCKS
Vivian Quest
Tale of a small lizard, crime, and weird biology!
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RE: TowerDown - small weh
>EY STOP CRYING YA BROAD!

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Wow. Rude. Is that anyway to speak to someone in great emotional distress. No I didn't think so.

>Head up, buddy.

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Alright, yes, okay... you're done.

>Aww, do you need a hug?

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No....

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...yes.

>kid level crying, teenage drama crying, existential horrors of life crying, or adult problems crying?

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It's actually... really stupid... you feel really dumb now, you really should know better, but you can't help yourself...
it's... your... birthday.
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Adun Toridas, Space Ninja...
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RE: TowerDown - small weh
>A princess, AND it's your birthday? How terrible!

>Check your wristwatch. What time is it?
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RE: TowerDown - small weh
>How's the view?
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RE: TowerDown - small weh
> Look, just remove a cupboard door from somewhere within your abode, & use it to do a frontside 540 casperflip to wallride right out your window. It'll be unbearably sick. I promise.
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RE: TowerDown - small weh
> Look on the bright side! At least it isn't christmas!
Watch in awe as I end every comment I've ever written and ever will write with the greatest and most anticlimactic signature in the universe!!!!!!!!!

poopy
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RE: TowerDown - small weh
> So, anything exciting in the tower?
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#18
RE: TowerDown - small weh
>ah the old someone/everyone forgot/doesn't care about your birthday huh?
>look at it this way, another year not dead, another year of punching death in the nose to assert dominance.
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RE: TowerDown - small weh
>A birthday? EGADS! There's so much to do! Putting up decorations, preparing the cake, organizing the entertainment and party clown. Why aren't you downstairs welcoming guests? There's no time for dillydallying.
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>look at it this way, another year not dead, another year of punching death in the nose to assert dominance.

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Oh yes, very uplifting, you feel the isolated melancholy melting away.

>A princess, AND it's your birthday? How terrible!

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Yes you understand you should be ecstatic, but well...

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...yeah.

>How's the view?

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You suppose technically it's fantastic, but after sixteen years of the same old thing it gets a little tiresome.

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Just look at it, clouds, sky, the sun... wait is that a bird? Wow, look at that you don't see those everyday. Maybe to-day will be something special after all.

>So, anything exciting in the tower?

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Define exciting, you have an oversized portrait of some guy, is that exciting? Looking wistfully outside the window? No... What about, uhm, you've got some paints, and ooh BOOKS, how about books!

>Don pointy hat.

Oh please, you haven't worn that since you were like... ten.

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Everyone knows proper mature princesses wear Elegant, fashionable tiaras, like so.

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>Worried about getting your name?

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Oh gosh no, you certainly don't need any more names, you've got a name it's...

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...Cake.
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Adun Toridas, Space Ninja...
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#21
RE: TowerDown - SerendipiCAKEity
>Cake: Inspect suspicious apparating celebratory dessert.
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#22
RE: TowerDown - SerendipiCAKEity
>well nothing suspicious about this, chow down my dude.
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#23
RE: TowerDown - SerendipiCAKEity
careful now, could be yellowcake
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#24
RE: TowerDown - SerendipiCAKEity
>Well, it /is/ your birthday.
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#25
RE: TowerDown - SerendipiCAKEity
>Interrogate cake

>Completely forget about wrist device until the worst possible moment
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