4tuna Mafia Game

4tuna Mafia Game
RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wats a tweep gotta do 2 get 4 dang hrs 2 themselvs so they can catch up on their fav bloggers upd8s!? Jus cuz deres some criminality goin on in a tweeps vcinit doesnt mean we gotta act lyk unculturd savajs as da rl world, da CYBR world + all its gud gud content is bz revolvin!

Lemme sit my tailfthr down 4 a damnd 2nd + c wat u all hav bn up 2. Probs zilch + diddly amirite lmao
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
eject:
Hoot: 1 (awkwardcarapace)
Crypstinger: 1 (Gimeurcookie)

Larry:
Dee: 5 (Gimeurcookie, Papers, DS Piron, Hichico, awkwardcarapace)
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The dumbwaiter robot wheeled into the main room, out of sight of the Larry delegation on screen. It bumped into Deed Mann's feet. Dee looked down and saw the wheelbot was holding an antenna mounted on a chin-strap hat. Dee picked up the hat. Inside the hat, there was a post-it note on it: SMILE A LOT


Dee made an excuse to leave the room, then immediately came back in with antenna on. Dee cleared their throat.

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Ah... a-hem... Hello, Larry! Sorry I couldn't be here sooner. It's me, the ship's designated Larry!

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Larry!


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Larry!!!

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It's Larry! Hello, friend!!!

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Hi Larry!!

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FRIENDSHIP

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So... I forgot my Larry notes... and I'm still feeling woozy from that nap, er... charge... could you be friends enough to remind me what exact brand of Larrying you required of Larry?

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Ha ha, silly Larry! That's okay! Today is your ship's FRIENDLINESS AUDIT! All you have to do is send us anyone who isn't being a friend! If your crew can't decide on a potential friend who's maybe not being so much of a friend to turn in for friendliness conditioning, then you get to!

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Larryrific!!

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...please get well soon.

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With 9 left it takes 5 to do a thing. Deadline is in 26 hours. Without voting to eject, Deed Mann will pick two players (1 from four least posting players, 1 from players who did not vote today) to be sent off with a 50/50 chance of being out of the game.
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
Hmm... they should do a friendship audit on that fifth Larry...
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
Goosh, friend, you're a really good Larry! I meaan, of course you are. You are Larry, after all! []3

I'm sure like everyone is saying, we should eject someone, but.... []<
I don't know who I could possibly pick! We would be sentencing someone to death! Is thaat really right..? I'm not sure how I could choose someone to die just like that... []<
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
Lmbo so big ups 2 da 1stm8 4 foloin thru w/ da plan them + i cam up w/ last nite! sadly it didnt work so hot cuz of a certn SUM1 *glarz dagrz @ da 2rist w/ da Larrycap* takin a gosh dang rood toor of my room lyk xcuz me Deed? Larry? Wat am i suposd 2 cal u now y doesnt rl hav a handy drop-down menu so u can c wat ppls old names r?????

Andromeda + i r cul as comets, i tried hittin dem up last nite 4 sum soundbytes 4 my intervew i had pland b4 thngs went south + larry + g + dat other guy went spaceways lyk rl pear shaped!! Capn if ur lisn dis aint how u throw a party 4 next time kk???

Anyhoot Our rl gud + smart plan waz 2 get some votes hapnn on ur pal here Hoot. Andromeda wud call da bluff b4 u all actchl pushd me out da airloc, + then we were SUPOSD 2 cast sum rl aspersns on da folx hu thought id be gud + smart 2 lynch!!!!


Havin cald dat *Pagepoh noizz* of a plan 2 a wet + smelly concluzn, its tym 2 get a rl lynch goin!!!!!!! So im gonna vote 4......

Dorite (Starlit-Drakon).

Step rite up + tell da crew y we shuldnt leav u out in da cold rite da heck now!!!!
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
The mysterious Larry turns to the camera and happily waves hello~!

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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
Slider!!!!! Frendo but not rly. I got ur msg last nite!!! U sed sum rl nice things bout ur pal Hoot, + here wuz me all thinkn notails r a buncha obnoxis lurgy-babblers hooz only joy in lyf is 2 find everythin rong in da world + fix it rite up!!!

Wat im sayin is u aint xactly in dis tweep's gud boox ither, so...

unless ur hankerin 4 sum sweet tweeply interrogatns after im dun w/ Dorite, ud best try sayin somethin that aint just: "Aw no dyin + lyin how sad, how culd we posibly point fingers + suspect our own, buncha symbolz dat luk lyk a sad faic"??????
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
eject:
Hoot: 1 (awkwardcarapace)
Crypstinger: 1 (Gimeurcookie)
Dorite: 1 (Schazer)


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With 9 left it takes 5 to eject. Deadline is in 24 hours.
Without voting to eject, Deed Mann will pick two players (1 from four least posting players, 1 from players who did not vote today) to be sent off with a 50/50 chance of being out of the game.
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
[]3? But I'm not a notail. I thiink you've mistaken me for some other fellow!
Our net survival is important! I know that we should be picking someone to lynch. []< Aall I'm saying is that maybe we should all laay out any reasons about why people are suspicious! Make some lists and suuch, you know?
For eexample, you voted for Dorite. But why? Did you rooll a dice to decide? Waas it based on how much they did or didn't talk? I just want to be able to make an informed decision!
... Or at least, as informed as I can maake like this, anyway. []<

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Also, that Larry is creepiing me out a little. []<
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
LARRY WAVE TWICE IF YOU ARE OKAY
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
Well az notd tweeper comedian Tril 1ce sed: if it luks lyk a notail + emots lyk a notail, den u can laff @ me if im rong but i cant hear u behind dis gud gud mask losr!!!!!

w/bout da corolary huh punk?!? if it luks lyk a notail but dosnt talk lyk a notail den maybs u shuld shove dat thing in da airlok + question it in relativ safety!!!
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
wat u supposd 2 b if ur not a notail huh!? subterfujin 4 shur @ least wich seems lyk a p. dumb idea in a sitch lyk dis! folx bein cagey bout spammin wats on deir minds or masx cuz theyr scared ov a lil interogatins w ur pal Hoot here is wats gotn 3 innos jetisn'd alredy!!

idc if u dont hav a confesn printd out w a crims digisig! ne kinda suspshn can get da ball rolin on actchly makin sum progress here!

Hecka yknow il indulj u u w/ev da hec ur suposd 2 b, lemme knok 2getha 1 o ur presh lists 4 u >:>
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
I'm a zuid'tian, of course! Whaat else would I be? It almost sounds like you're accusing me due to what I am. It's not very kind to accuse someone based on their speciees, you know... One might even call that speciesist. I was under the impression most tweeps didn't like that kind of thiing? []<

Thank you thank you thank you!!! []3
I appreciaate that you're taking the time to make a list for me. If there's anything I can do for you in retuurn, let me know! []3
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
im gonna pretnd lyk u dint just confyus my lak of comprensiv knowlej bout da poetnix-damd alphabt soop o subspcis ov notails + da races lyk urself un42nat enuff 2 resembl dem w actchl specism... cuz dats a convosashn u can eat all da worz u hork 4 wen wev delt w dis otha nonsns! ('nlss ur w doz KORNjerks n wich cas gud evenchl riddans!!!!!!!)

lyk kinda rich dat u go on + on bout not bein abl 2 tel 1 rotn crewman from da rest on dis ship + u jump dwn my throt bout dedicatin my brainspas 2 stuff dat aint a ful list of the cosmos' persnicket criters huh!?

i mean if u insist on makin me retweet myself... if it luks lyk a notail and it talks smack lyk a notail.... just sayin........


Newayz now dat i got dat off my chest heres Hoot's gud hot top 5 list of shipm8s i wud be kk w puttin thru da intewringa8r:

1= Dorite aka Starlit-Drakon
1= Dot Harzel aka BB
3= Slider aka Apo11o
3= Cryptrsinger aka Papers
5= Zephik aka DS Piron


"How com deez folx", im envisinin yall sayin in amazment (plz dont actchl im not dun talkin yet ty)??? heres how u improv ur chancs 2 win x-clusiv tix 2 da top of Hoot's hit list (luk! its a list 2 do u stil think im bad @ interspeecs relashns now punk!?)

Talkin lots is supa-important in sitchashns lyk these. Rememba, KORN gets a chans 2 pik us off in our sleep each nite, but we only have ths daytim 2 retali8! Less news from indivijls is thus bad news 4 da foloin reasons:
  • U mite not hav concreet proof 2 bak ur suspshns, but u shuldnt be afraid 2 vois em! I was tellin our 1stm8 bout dis last nite, but im not scared o gettin lynched 4 bein 2 vocal! After all, if KORN is elimin8d and da survivin crew makes it 2 42na, they can just 42na-wish the jettisnd crew back!***
    • KORN, in KORNtrast, cant risk atractn suspishn so theyl just try 2 do w/evr da crowd is doin. If dats stayin mum + w8n 4 da nite, dats rl gr8 4 KORN! Much ez-er 4 them than strikin a prekaris balans btwn a-quzn crwmmbrs + stayin outta da spotlite!!!
  • lobbyin aq-zashns at each otha is rl gud! it lets us c hu's avoidin talkin 2 hu + where + wen folx will back each otha up. Deres more than one KORNfederit on board so forcin them 2 interact in public is how we can catch em out!!!
  • Shuttin down discussos is rl bad! Dat Hermes-speed No Lynch on D2 wuz lyk watchn a rl gud vidsrz then findin out six eps in dat the dam thing got canceld + the cast+crew had 0 tim 2 rap things up!!!! i wasnt plannin 2 get kild on dis dam trip but dam that D2 cam p. dam close!!!!! Obvs i dont suspct evry1 hu votd 4 it 2 b KORN cuz there was lyk 6 of u and 1 of them was Larry, so lyk yaya mistaks hapn BBUT capitalizn on cru mistaks is da mafia operandi (ask 1 of da 2rists if u dont kno dat word)

Deez lists brot 2 u by Tweeps 4 Responsibl Mafia Eradicashn (A parody organizashn brought 2 u by @hootoffDpresses)



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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
Oh. So that's how mafia games work
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
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eject:
Hoot: 1 (awkwardcarapace)
Crypstinger: 1 (Gimeurcookie)
Dorite: 1 (Schazer)


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With 9 left it takes 5 to eject. Deadline is in 14 hours, 11pm est
Without voting to eject, Deed Mann will pick two players (1 from four least posting players, 1 from players who did not vote today) to be sent off with a 50/50 chance of being out of the game.
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
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Zephik sighs.
"I don't like it, and I'll surely regret this, but I going to vote to Lynch Dorite as well."
"We. We need to catch these people. The longer this goes on, the more of us will die."
"...If anyone has anything saying Dorite isn't with KORN, I'll gladly offer myself to be lynched instead."
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
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"I believe Hoot may have a point in all of this, Estas personas han sido muy tranquilo ... they have been quite quiet as of recently. Unfortunately I have nothing to go on myself, as my investigación has revealed nothing. And in truth I have been...attempting to ignore this situation I suppose. La cocina me trae consuelo, y me permite pensar que ves, I cook to keep my mind off of this."

"However, for the time being at least, I trust Hoot. As such, I shall be voting Dorite off. Aunque me gustaría que, quizás en otro tiempo que podría haber sido más. Tal vez incluso ..... no, el pensamiento es demasiado desgarrador...I am sorry, I believe there is something...how you say, in my eye."
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
eject:
Hoot: 1 (awkwardcarapace)
Crypstinger: 1 (Gimeurcookie)
Dorite: 3 (Schazer, DS Piron, Hichico)


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With 9 left it takes 5 to eject. Deadline is in 9 hours, 11pm est
Without voting to eject, Deed Mann will pick two players (1 from four least posting players, 1 from players who did not vote today) to be sent off with a 50/50 chance of being out of the game.
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
Oh, I'm sorry for leaping to conclusions then. I thought you miight have been saying something because I'm a clockwork. You know how it is; most people alwaays have something to say about zuid'tians. []3

Hmm... I see where you're coming from with your reasoning now. I've been mostly quiet when I didn't have much to saay, especially when I've nothing to give in suspicions, but when you put it the waay you have... Well, I'll speak anything that comes to mind, then! I'm not afraid to die..! Maybe it would even be better. There was always the possibility of losing your life on a Fortuna trip. []3

I'll vote for Dorite too. []3
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
"Wh- what have i done to you! I have done nothing to garner this accusation!"

"If i'm going to be accused randomly like this, i vote hoot off the ship!"
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
eject:
Hoot: 2 (awkwardcarapace, Dorite)
Crypstinger: 1 (Gimeurcookie)
Dorite: 4 (Schazer, DS Piron, Hichico, Apo11o)


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With 9 left it takes 5 to eject. Deadline is in 7 hours, 11pm est
Without voting to eject, Deed Mann will pick two players (1 from four least posting players, 1 from players who did not vote today) to be sent off with a 50/50 chance of being out of the game.
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
Dot: Alright, I think I've heard enough. Dorite I'm going to vote that you be escorted from the ship.

HOWEVER, I still dont subscribe to anything as savage as lynching somebody. Why don't we get a little bitta manpower toward finding or fashioning some sort of cell for Dori here? We can set some potential threats to the side, and I do emphasize potential , without turning into the folks were trying to catch. Or worse, doing their work for them.
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
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RE: Day 4 - 4tuna Mafia Game (nine/11)
"Well. That happened."
"And so is this: I'm withdrawing my vote for Dorite for them moment, until the deadline.

We have six-and-a-half hours people (hopefully). Is Dorite guilty or not?"
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