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banana you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
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qwerx3
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it turns out you gotta hatch the banana
03-12-2017, 09:59 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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It turns out our banana is in another castle.
03-12-2017, 11:17 PM
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it turns out you have to open the refrigerator, take out the elephant, put in the banana, and close the refrigerator
03-13-2017, 10:39 AM
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It turns out that the banana turns out. That's how you peel it. You turn it out, duh.

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03-14-2017, 12:36 AM
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it turns out the banana is not a good metaphor for relationships
03-14-2017, 01:24 AM
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03-14-2017, 02:56 AM
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It turnways out that the banana is a slightly-obscure-but-not-really-obscure reference

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03-14-2017, 03:25 AM
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qwerx3
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it turns out you need to carve the banana with a knife
03-14-2017, 04:38 AM
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Reyweld
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it turns out you have to suck the banana out with water or air

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
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03-15-2017, 01:51 AM
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it turns out that you have to watch the banana whip it and/or do the nae nae.

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03-15-2017, 02:47 AM
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Schazer
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it turns out you can be patient and an already-peeled banana will eventually make its way into your life
03-15-2017, 05:31 AM
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and no beef soup please

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it turns out you peel it halfway and then put peanut butter on it
03-15-2017, 08:00 PM
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it turns out you're supposed to wear the peel as a hat
03-15-2017, 08:05 PM
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it turns out you're supposed to put the banana on an Ojibwa board and let the spirits of the dead tell you how to peel it

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
03-15-2017, 08:17 PM
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It turns out you're supposed to tickle the banana until it pops right out of the peel and rolls around on the floor laughing itself to tears.
03-15-2017, 09:39 PM
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ICan'tGiveCredit
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it turns out you have to resort to fracking operations to extract the banana from under the peel.

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03-16-2017, 02:11 PM
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qwerx3
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it turns out you need to accumulate over 2500 bananas to get Schazer to split the bananas for you
04-04-2017, 01:55 AM
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Schazer
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it turns out you're supposed to leave it on my desk, make a Good Post outta fuckin nowhere, then I'll crush it wide open when I slam my fist on the table trying to hold in my laughter
04-04-2017, 02:11 AM
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Coolacanth
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and no beef soup please

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it turns out you have to extract it first
04-04-2017, 06:46 PM
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It turns out you have to torrent the banana from the pirate bay. Bananas are protected by copyright law so you'll be hard pressed to find, much less TASTE, a banana anywhere else.

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04-04-2017, 07:02 PM
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Dragon Fogel
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It turns out it's been ONE WEEK.
04-14-2017, 05:30 AM
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it turns out that banana thread

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04-16-2017, 09:19 AM
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Mirdini
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it turns out, saying 'it turns out': it turns [the banana inside] out.
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04-18-2017, 09:52 AM
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Coolacanth
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it turns out you should've followed that exit sign
04-18-2017, 05:58 PM
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Reyweld
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it turns out the banana will peel when aroused, which can be done with pictures of bees

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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread
(06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass
(11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove
04-18-2017, 06:59 PM
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